The Jolly Paying Tons
OKAY. I'M BACK IN BUSINESS. REFERENCING TO MY POOR INTERNET I MEAN.
WELP. INVENTOR-7 ditched the boat! He won't see it end...
edit: I'm not sure he actually ditched us like the great bastard he said he was.
STORY IS NOW.
"Hey FB?" Fuse asked his dearly beloved, the two nestled by a hill at a tree, "Do you...feel lonely even though people are around you?"
"Eh?" The girl turned to Fuse who looked down, "Everyone does one point in their life. Like pregnancy! Not saying I'm pregnant but still...like when FG..." She trailed off..., "I miss him."
"Me too." He kissed her forehead and hugged her.
"Ah..." Mite stood up, grasping his bleeding hand, "Bell, can ya fix the ship? Please?" Bell stood up from the throne and walked towards the exit. GIR followed her as they closed the door.
"She still keeps her mannerism." Fuse coughed out some blood as he laid on the floor, "Can't believe GIR was the one who finished the fight."
"GIR is GIR. Robot, happy go lucky, he's learning though! Gotta remove the laser latter." The two let out weak chuckles, Mite slumped at the wall, his back sliding until his butt hit the floor, "Eh...guess the war's gonna be over soon."
"I think the drill stopped." Fuse murmured softly, "Earth shoulda either been here or blown up all of us."
"I wondered who finished the battle then?"
"Not a person I wanna know." Fuse laughed, tears streaking from his eyes. Mite noticed this and smirked slightly, "Do you remember why I...I mean how Toby built this world? Why it was made?"
"To make sure that we won't feel hurt like Toby was?" Mite answered, looking at the fallen overlord, "I feel our lives revolve around Toby."
"Well, we are him. You technically." Fuse said, smiling, "Everything Toby did was now for nothing."
"I can feel you Fuse."
"Hah. Like you can." Fuse rubbed the heartfelt sentence off.
"How does this thing work!?" Bell banged the broken ship, "I'm aware you crashed but please work with me?" She begged the control console in the cockpit, "Heh, cock."
"Mama?" GIR went inside the ship, Bell turned to GIR and pouted, "Somewthing wong?"
"This ship's systems need rebooting and I don't know anything about technology than Google search and installing mods." She said, slapping her forehead in frustration.
"Mama, I'm a robot. I can reboot the system." Bell's eyes shot open at that revelation.
"Yes! Yes you are a robot and my child! You saved us!" Bell told GIR, with a jittery smile on her face, "Can you please do it?"
"Why do you act so negative Fuse?" Mite asked the technical twin, "I mean, you sound depressing than an episode of Clannad."
"I was abused by my fucking ass dad when I was young, my entire planet is wiped out, my old body is destroyed into a monster, I end in a planet so stubborn that it's taking forever to conquer it, an clone was made to go against me, my old computer called itself HARM and was bent to destroy me, a rebellion started, my advisor joined the rebellion, AND MY FUCKING WIFE AND ADOPTED CHILD DIED. WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT THIS PLANET?!" Fuse screamed at Mite who chuckled.
"Fuse..." Mite began, "Earth is filled with so many things, wonderful things that even robots can see. Earth is unique, there can be rain while a sun is up, people with brown skinned people being married white yellow haired people...Earth has so many possibilities and I'm making sure the possibilities are there."
Fuse looked down, staring with a look of disappointment, "So, I COULD have won then?"
"Fuse, Toby, one thing that is certain the people of Earth will be stubborn, look at Bell. You never stood a chance against her if I gave you." Mite pointed out, Fuse sighing, "You gotta let go of the past Fuse."
"How? Everything I had riding on it." Fuse put his knees and had a position of a child.
"Life is about sadness but the happy ones are the best. That is why you gotta keep going and remembering them otherwise you'd end up as a dictator who invades planets. Sound familiar?"
"It's familiar..." Fuse whispered, "I needed someone to show me that, thanks."
"Someone did show you Fuse. In fact, two people." Fuse nodded his head quietly at Mite's sentence, "Please. Whether they're here or not, they want you to be happy. Will taking over Earth be better? Taking prisoners if war will make you feel better? Maybe the lives lost in this war satisfied your agony?"
Fuse didn't respond, the green haired boy picked himself up as Mite watched. Fuse took his cube out and turned it into a cane and began limping towards the throne. Once he reached it, he collapsed on it and turned the cube into a button on a remote switch.
"Remember this Mite?" Fuse waved the remote, "The thing we haven't used since Ghostfreak?" Mite nodded, picking himself up also and using his FATE blade to support himself.
"I remember." Fuse stared at the remote, "I won't press it until Bell tells you to-"
"The ship's ready-" Bell came in, pausing seeing the two, "You aren't killing each other..."
"We noticed." The boys said in unison as Fuse pressed the button.
"G-Go." Mite nodded and walked towards Bell who helped him as the two walked back to the doorway that exited into the courtyard, "And Bell?"
"Eh?" Bell looked at Fuse, a bit shocked, "What's it?"
"Take care of Mite for me." He smiled warmly at her, Bell shrugged and continued to walk as Fuse watched her go away...with tears running down his face.
"So, what's happening?" Bell felt small tremors underneath her feet, Mite looked at her unsurely.
"That cube Fuse used is a disguise for the ultimate mechanism. We barely used it." Mite explained, "The true form of the cube is a button, a remote to transport the planet out of the system and give back the planets it ate to its original positions and send all prisoners of war back to their planets."
Bell's jaw dropped at his exposition explanation, "So wait, the war is over?"
"Guess, until Planet Fuse moves out of the solar system, it will be over." Mite looked at the spaceship with GIR sitting by the entrance, "We better hurry." The two scuttled into the spaceship that was now apparently sitting in the upright position for some reason.
"What'll happen to Planet Fuse?"
"I can guess Fuse won't do anything else now." Mite grimaced, "I can tell now his planet will just roam the universe until Kyubey or something gives entropy doing I'll never know." Mite sat on the driver's seat as Bell strapped GIR onto the chair.
"So...what about the war prisoners, where will they land? Could end in the middle of the ocean for Jesus's sake."
"Fuse can pick the destination personally. Also it might take awhile for Planet Fuse to be gone from the sky's view, since it is so massive." Mite prepared the ship as Bell went onto her seat, "Well, I'll live a normal life now. I'll tell Dexter to say a command unit was put on Planet Fuse to make him surrender. Don't wanna be famous."
"After today, peace is what I want when we return home." Bell held Mite's hand as Mite pressed the button.
Fuse watched as the ship flew away back to a visible Earth in the sky. He held in his hand a photo of his family with him inside, Fuse stared into the sky as he stared at the burn mark left on the courtyard, "I should fix that."
Fuse went towards the burn mark and laid in the middle of it, staring at Earth.
"You know, I never regret coming here." Fuse set the picture down onto the floor, the photo staring back at him as he smiled and returned to look at the sky.
"GAH!" Mite kicked the door down. The two got out of the ship, both holding GIR's hands and plopping onto the green grass, they looked the ship, likely never to fly again, "Well, I can scavenge for parts so we get a hyper truck."
"Umm...Mite..."
"We can drive to San Diego at the speed of life! We can do races and-"
"MITE." Bell twisted his head to look up, they saw meteors heading towards them, "GET BACK IN THE SHIP." The two grabbed GIR and dove back into the ship as they covered their ears and explosions were heard loudly in the background.
"The heck?" Mite and Bell crawled out of the ship and stood atop of it, they saw...escape pods, "Holy crap, Fuse did have revenge on me! We have to take care of all these guys!" The hatches of the smoking ships opened, people crawling out and looking around.
"Where are we...wait, the bad air fresher smell, WE'RE HOME!"
"Yes! I haven't masturbated privately in years!"
"Woo! I can pee!"
The former prisoners from different races, different looks and personalities rejoiced in their freedom, Mite and Bell smiled at their happiness and looked at the sky.
"See that bro? Planet Fuse is leaving!"
The prisoner was right, the planet it question was going away slowly, it was like a fading droplet of water in the sun, going and withering away slowly before it would be gone entirely.
It was becoming dawn now as the sun began rising...
"What the?" Quigi stared in shock, everyone was looking at the sky, every cop, every bystander, every damn person was staring at the sky, "EH?" Quigi took out his ringing phone and against his ear, "Hello?"
"What is it?" Aya asked, seeing Quigi's comically stunned expression.
"The planets are going back, says Dexter..." Quigi's expression turned to a sadistic grin, "THE WAR IS DONE!"
Everyone who heard the outburst then proceeded the cheer happily as they watched the planet go away. It was like the world was celebrating, every last person was happily cheering, crying, laughing or all three. It was the end, the end of an era most likely.
"So..." Bell looked to see the cheering people, the outskirts overlooking Elmore had cheers erupting, they can hear the cheers from the damn city, "Now what?"
"We watch until it goes away." Mite sat on the ship, holding GIR on his shoulders as the planet was fading away.
Fuse stared at Earth, it was going away. Although it was him flying away, the feel felt like Earth was going away. Fuse looked up, deep in thought as he can feel the cheers from here.
Not in a literal sense, you can't hear things in space.
"FB?" Fuse closed his eyes, imaging his family next to him, watching Planet Fuse go away along with him, "I'm gonna try to make myself happier for now on."
"Good." He heard her in his mind, the Earth fading from his view entirely.
The crowd never cheered so harder in their lives, Planet Fuse was gone from the sky entirely. Mite smiled, staring at the now free world.
"I guess the jolly are paying tons?" Bell butted in, nudging Mite, "Eh? EH?"
"What does that even mean? What are they paying."
"Tons of food. I'm hungry, cook."
YUP, SEE THE ENDING GUYS.
edit: I need more Pokémon.
STAY TUNED, NOT THE END YET.