A/N: SURPRISE! I have changed my mind due to feedback and this series will not be stopping anytime soon WAHOO! P.S I don't own RWBY or RvB, if I did Weiss would be less bitchy, and church would be a slightly less of a dick, P.P.S sorry for the wait Christmas is Christmas, P.P.P.S. sorry for short am at writer's block, enjoy.

"What are you?"

Church was stunned into pure silence at the fact that Ozpin sounded very familiar.

"Um, hello?"

"I know your voice."

"What?"

"N-nothing…my name's Leonard Church, but just call me Church."

"Well 'Church' it's a pleasure to meet you."

"Yeah yeah same, where am I exactly?"

Ozpin was taken aback at his slight rudeness but quickly recovered and responded, "You're at my school, Beacon academy."

"Cool, I…have no records of such a school, even in UNSC and ONI records, hm… anyway that's not what I meant, I meant what planet."

"Planet?"

"Yeah, which one am I on."

"Remnant."

"It's not showing up in any records…could you give me a sector?"

"Um…Vale."

"I said sector."

"What does that mean?"

"Oh for fu-what galaxy."

"I-I'm sorry…what's the point of this?"

"I'm trying to find where I am in the universe."

"Okaaaaaay."

Something seemed to click with Church.

"Project Freelancer."

"What?"

"Mercenaries?" Weiss asked.

"Close…anyways."

"Yes?"

"Can you give me a galaxy?"

"The only one?"

"SON OF A-wait…what year is it?"

"I still don't get what's happening." Ruby said.

"Well I don't expect a…how old are you?"

"15."

"A 15 ye-your 15?"

"Yep."

"I…I need to process everything I've learned in 10 minutes." And with that he logged off.

"Wait!" Ruby attempted.

"Well…he sure is very odd." Weiss added.

"Just cause I'm not visible doesn't mean I can't hear you." Church called from Crescent Rose causing everyone (even Blake) to jump.

-An hour later-

"Please come out Church!"

"No."

"C'mon little blue."

"Never call me that again and we got a deal."

"No promises."

"Meh…better than Tucker." He said after appearing.

"Who's Tucker?" Ruby asked.

"You DO NOT want to know."

"Why?"

"You know what an innuendo is?"

"Yeah." Yang replied along with all but Ruby nodding.

"He does them…all day…every day…and the jokes…" He shuddered in disgust.

"Wow…" Blake said.

"I…I don't wanna talk about it."

-At class-

"I'm not doing this."

"C'mon Church." Ruby said.

"It'll be fun little blue." Yang chimed in.

"I think you'll find the professor…interesting." Blake added.

"Yeah…" Weiss added unenthusiastically.

"Fine."

"Yeah!" all of them but Weiss exclaimed.

They walk in and Ruby says, "Ok he's ready…everyone, meet Church."

"Sup."

"Fascinating!"

"No…no, no, no…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Um…Little blue?" Yang asked.

"GODAMNIT CABOOSE! Nope I'm done." He didn't speak for the rest of the class.

-At lunch-

"What was the Church?"

He didn't respond.

"Why is your scythe on the table…and why are you talking to it?"

"If he came out you would know Jaune."

"Why is Church his name?"

"No clue Ren." Yang said.

"He sounds nice if his name is Church."

"Nora." Ren said.

"Yes Ren?"

"Don't say that."

"Please don't."

"WAAH!"

"Told you Jaune."

"C'mon Church they're nice." Blake tried.

"We should give him his privacy."

At the new voice Church instantaneously appeared. He was starring at a younger version of Carolina.

"C-C-C-Carolina?"

"What's that?"

"N-nevermind"

-Later that night-

"Sorry I wa-" he was cut off by the sight of Ruby and Yang changing. If he could have blushed or had a nose-bleed he probably would have had both.

"Oh hey Little Blue." Yang said before striping the rest of the way forcing Church to look away.

"I-I came at a bad time didn't I?"

"Nah your fine." Ruby said before striping as well forcing Church to turn around. He heard the door open and close after 30 seconds and saw Yang and Ruby had vanished only to be replaced by Weiss and Blake who were both changing now

'If I had erections this armor would be broken' he thought to himself.

-An hour later-

"Finally!" Church and had hacked into the school's cameras after destroying a virus from the whole system. He was now projected on Ruby's shoulder causing her to jump into the hallway wall when he said finally.

"Oh boy…"