Surprises

WOO, THE SECOND TO LAST CHAPTER.

GONNA CRY LIKELY AT THE LAST CHAPTER.

FEELS MAN.

WELP MY WII U ALSO BROKE FOREVER...ALL THOSE GAMES...HOMELESS IN ASIA, SOMEWHERE THEY CAN NEVER GO.

DEDICATED TO SATORU IWATA. DIED A GOOD MAN FOR MAKING ME NOT DO HOMEWORK.

edit: Santa gave me a new Wii U! Yay!

STORY IS NOW.

For the rest of the day, Earth was in a party. The diabetes making, drunk sex making, the heart attack making party and everyone was celebrating. From the rich people in beach villas to the K.N.D in moon base, every last person was dancing their ass of.

Mite and Bell were surprised their wedding party, their supposedly perfect wedding party would be where their friends (and Dexter) would be used as a party house.

"I have to clean so much later!" Mite groaned on the couch, Bell passing him some iced tea, "Oh gawd. Quigi's naked...again. She's humping the table...gotta burn it later."

"C'mon! Drink the iced tea." Bell motioned him to, "Eat."

"I thought you drank beer. You don't drink iced tea unless you REALLY can't have it." Mite pointed out and Bell had a guilty look.

"Um..." Her face turned a bit green, "GOTTA PUKE." She ran towards the bathroom, GIR waddled towards him and sat next to him.

"Papa?" GIR looked up at Mite who smiled back.

"What is it?"

"Can I go to school? Pwease?" GIR asked adorably, Mite let out a chuckle and held GIR.

"You can. Just stay in school and not a have a baby at your puberty years." Mite blinked, "Do robots have puberty years? Well, hopefully subconsciously..." He noticed GIR was gone and now was eating tacos.

"U-Um..." Mite saw Aya approach him along with another woman, "Hey Aya? What's up!"

"T-This is Maria..." Mite began burrowing deep into his memories until it came out of his head.

"You're Maria!" Mite remembered, "Pleasure to meet you. Aya told me so much about you." He shook the maid's hand happily, "So...you'll go back to that castle?"

"Likely." Aya nodded, "We're going back and go clean the place up."

"I'll help when you get there." Mite offered, "Enjoy yourselves, we earned it especially after what we done."

"Thank you!" The two left his company as now Mina flew towards him in bat form. She reverted to human-ish form and plopped at the couch.

"HEY!" Mite jumped when she appeared, "So...guess what I'll do since I got so much free time now."

"Prank people?"

"No! But that is a hobby. I got a job!"

"At what? Draining blood of animals for a living?" Mite guess, Mina frowned at such an idea.

"Nope! I'm a teacher. For the Academy." Mite spat out his drink in shock by such an idea.

"HOW." Mite grabbed her and began shaking her around, "HOW DID YOU GET A JOB."

"Well, I got credit by the government for assisting in a great war effort and gave me the job. Lucas was offered also but he's too timid." She shrugged, "Pay's good."

"Umm...congratulation then!"

"Ah crap." She rubbed her stomach, "Gotta eat." She turned into a bat and flew away. Mite saw Lucas approach him.

"Ah! My blonde haired guy...friend. How have you've been!" Lucas sat next to Mite.

"I need advice." Lucas asked, Mite nodded in understanding.

"Okay, to ask Mina out, you gotta make her drunk. If she wants vampire babies when she's drunk, you gotta drink the beer also-"

"Ew no!" Lucas reacted in a shocked way, "I meant on what clothes I should where?"

"Oh." Mite stared, "You do where the same clothes. Get something...not yellow and stripped."

"Okay!" The blonde left, ManBearPig getting in.

"Gwar!" The beast sat next to Mite to is ire. Mite hopefully remembers his engrish or something.

"Gar yaar?" Mite spoke and ManBearPig roared after. Surprise, surprise, the green haired boy actually understood the animal in a way, "Nyar swk waae nar."

The two began conversing on what to do in another language. ManBearPig seems to want to engage in politics despite his...monstrosity. Mite wished ManBearPig best of luck as the monster sniffed meat.

"Hello." Garfield went towards him and plopped on the couch mite had a blank look, seems like everyone isn't an enemy is coming up to me.

"So, heard you stopped the drill." Mite said, giving a thumbs up, "Good job."

"I'm surprised as myself." Garfield ate the burger he held in his hand.

"So...what are you going to do now?"

"I'm not going back to the wilds. I haven't eaten more than twenty lunches a day there." Garfield burped, "I'm going home. I'm going to kick a dog's butt." Garfield walk away. Mite blinked at the random conversation.

"Okay..." He felt a pat on his back and Quigi came in, "Oh shit."

"Hello!" Quigi was drunk...and naked..., "So, how's the married life?"

"Good." Mite shielded his eyes away from the sogginess of his nuts, "So...what about your life?"

"Good. I'll bathe in beer for tonight!" Quigi dropped all the beer on

his head and stood up and ran away in the nude, likely he's yandere to beer now.

"Okay..." Dexter approached him, Mite flipped his arms into the air.

"ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME WHAT IS ABOUT YOUR LIFE ALSO. MAH GAWD." Mite screamed, Dexter frowned.

"I meant to congratulate you. Sheesh." Dexter left him alone, Mite saw Bell go back from her puke session, she plopped on the couch next to him.

"Hey." He looked at Bell who smirked at him, "What's wring? Took you thirty minutes." Bell had a look of worry on her face.

"I gotta tell you something-" They saw Dexter grab the mike. Everyone looked at him, even drunk Quigi.

"Hello. We did it!" Dexter declared and everyone cheered, "After all these years of fighting. We lost many things, money, property...people." They all nodded solemnly, "So we celebrate to commemorate of what we lost! Cheers!"

"Eh?" Quigi saw something come out from the floor, "Grim?" The reaper came out of the portal, every watched as the skeleton approach Dexter.

"I'm sorry man to interrupt the party but I found out Dexter never told you two." Grim said, glancing at a sheepish looking Dexter with a frown.

"What is he talking about?" Quigi and Dexter smiled in the worst way possible at Mite's question. Grim coughed.

"Well...you are aware that resurrection I did on Bell is temporary, right?" Everyone froze at Grim's accent's words.

"What?" Mite and Bell asked in unison.

"I mean man, like, your new body is breaking down, it can't handle your soul. Like aids but...right now, you'll die in two years." Grim paused, seeing everyone's expression of horror, "Hey mans, I need that soul." Grim made another portal and went in, stunning everyone.

"Y-You'll..." Mite stuttered, Bell sighing, seems like the only one besides GIR who was too naïve to notice the direness and Quigi and Dexter who nodded in confirmation at the truth who wasn't as horrified.

"Okay then. I'll die in two years. Two years seems like a lot of time!" Bell said as if it was a walk to the grocery store, "I'll die again, not new to it." She then grabbed the microphone from Dexter.

"W-What are you doing?" Mite stared at her.

"Well, I'm gonna tell you this." She tossed Mite something, a pink stick, "Do you know what that is?" She didn't even give him a chance to say, "I'M PREGNANT." She yelled into the mike for the whole neighborhood to hear.

Lucas's reaction was by collapsing on the floor.

Mina's was by spitting out her drink.

ManBearPig's was falling on the floor.

Garfield had a look of pure surprise.

Aya clapped slowly, stunned.

Dexter adjusted his glasses.

Quigi cheered, drunk still.

Mite fainted.

SURPRISE.

LAST CHAPTER NEXT TIME.

edit: Smash bros 4life.

STAY TUNED.