INT: MIRANDA'S OLD FLAT
Miranda is asleep on the sofa, Stevie comes out of the bedroom and glances at her watch, then looks towards Miranda, she starts to walk towards the sofa but turns back and walks out of the flat, slamming the door behind her. Miranda wakes.
MIRANDA: Stevie?
Miranda jumps up.
MIRANDA: Was that Stevie?
Miranda looks at her watch.
MIRANDA: Noon. Seriously? What happened last night?
INT: MIRANDA'S OLD FLAT - THE NIGHT BEFORE (FLASHBACK)
Miranda is sat on the sofa surrounded by wrappers from all of the 'Snack Fishing' items, she is singing along to Kylie and Jason.
MIRANDA: Stevie refuses to come out. So I text Gary, but he's taken the opportunity to invite some friends round for a boys night! I don't want to ruin his night, which means it is a night on the sofa for me!
Something is poking Miranda in the back, she pulls it out, it is a box of After eights.
MIRANDA: I shall sit her and gorge on these chocolates! Feeling sorry for myself!
She turns on the Television.
MIRANDA: An officer and a Gentleman! Perfect!
She snuggles down on the sofa, scoffing the chocolates.
INT: MIRANDA'S OLD FLAT
Back to present time, Miranda is led back on the sofa.
MIRANDA: Oh yes, my dreams were all full of the lovely Richard Gere!
Footsteps are heard coming up the stairs. Then Gary's voice is heard.
GARY: Miranda? Miranda?
MIRANDA: Richard Gere eat your heart out!
Gary enters the flat. Miranda jumps up.
MIRANDA: Hello!
GARY: What happened last night?
MIRANDA: Not a lot, a bit of snacking, solo karaoke, a film, why?
Miranda walks over to Gary.
GARY: Stevie's gone!
MIRANDA: Gone? Gone Where?
GARY: She's going back up to Wick, but this time for good!
MIRANDA: She can't! She's my little poof, you can't have a sofa without the poof!
GARY: She's going from the train station at two o'clock. I think she wants you to stop her!
MIRANDA: But I have to pick up...
Gary interrupts.
GARY: I'll go! You stop Stevie!
Miranda and Gary kiss, then Miranda runs out of the flat.
EXT: In Miranda's car.
MIRANDA: Why would she just leave? I need to ring her.
Miranda presses a button on the dashboard.
MIRANDA: Ring Stevie!
VOICE OF CAR SYSTEM: Ringing ... Tilly.
MIRANDA: NO! End Call. Ring Sttteeevvviiee! I can't make it any clearer!
VOICE OF CAR SYSTEM: Ringing ... Charlie.
MIRANDA: NO! RING STEVIE! STEVIE! I WANT TO RING STEVIE!
VOICE OF CAR SYSTEM: Ringing ... Gary.
Miranda looks very frustrated, she starts banging on the steering wheel. Gary's voice echoes around the car.
GARY: Have you got her!?
MIRANDA: Not yet! I was trying to ring her but the car had other ideas. Can you ring her and tell her not to go anywhere until I get there!
Gary puts the phone down, Miranda pulls into the train station. She gets out and gallops onto the platform.
INT: On the Platform. Stevie is stood on the phone. Miranda gallops up to her!
MIRANDA: I am here! 2 o'clock on the dot! Need a lift!
Stevie smiles, they hug!
MIRANDA: I'm sorry about yesterday! I didn't mean to forget you! But fear not, I have cleared my schedule, I'm free for the rest of the afternoon. Where shall we go?
STEVIE: Lets just go back to the flat. We can continue our snack Olympics!
They gallop back to the car.
EXT: Back in Miranda's car. Stevie has a list of games.
MIRANDA: What's that?
STEVIE: This my friend is Stevie's Snack Olympic Game planner. If you would give me a moment, I will consult the chart and check which event is next. Hmmm. For this afternoon we are participating in a game I like to call "Cupcake Tennis" Although remember last time...
INT: MIRANDA'S SHOP (FLASHBACK)
Stevie is setting up a machine, it looks like a machine that fires tennis balls. Instead they have filled it with cupcakes.
STEVIE: Are you ready?
Camera turns to Miranda who is dressed as a tennis player. She is even wearing a fake moustache and sweatbands. The moustache falls off. Stevie turns on the machine and it starts firing cupcakes at Miranda.
MIRANDA: Stevie! Not ready! Switch it off!
Miranda stands back up and one hits her on the side of the face. Stevie tries to turn it off but the cupcakes start to fly quicker. Miranda grabs her racket and starts hitting them back towards Stevie, who tires to catch them in her mouth.
EXT: In Miranda's car.
Back to present, Stevie and Miranda look at each other and start laughing.
MIRANDA: Maybe we could do cupcake shot-put instead? Or maybe Cupcake catapult? You have to catapult a cupcake across the room and I have to catch it in my mouth?
STEVIE: Good plan Stan!
Miranda looks confused.
MIRANDA: Who's Stan?
STEVIE: Never mind! So where's Gary this afternoon?
MIRANDA: He's at the restaurant then is going to pick up...
The dashboard starts to beep, Miranda looks at the screen and a picture of Penny comes up with the options; Accept or Decline call.
MIRANDA: DECLINE DECLINE!
Miranda pushes the wrong button and accepts the call, Penny's voice echoes through the car.
PENNY: Miranda, darling! You'll never guess who I've just seen.
Miranda signals for Stevie to keep quiet.
MIRANDA: I'm... Mum... Can't... You... Going... Tunnel... You're... UP!
Miranda hangs up as they pull up in a car park. Miranda and Stevie get out.
MIRANDA: Thank you for staying! I don't know what I would have done if you had gone!
Stevie walks around the car and hugs Miranda.
STEVIE: I don't think I would have done it anyway! What am I without you!
Miranda squeezes her and then they gallop up to the flat. Scene ends.