"You did this all for what?" April asks, a severe amount of anger in her usually timid voice; the girl's lightly tanned hand slaps across Keanu's still-bleeding face, causing a relatively loud 'smack'.

"God what is it with everyone hitting me today?" Keanu whines, rubbing his cheek. "I wasn't even the one who told you; Danny was!"

"That looked fun! Mind if I try?" Danny asks cheerily, slapping his open palm across Keanu's light brown face in the same place as April; turning his brown cheek red.

"Goddammit! I said to fucking cut it out!" Responds Keanu, slapping Danny, who in turn slaps him back. The two boys trade slaps back and forth, fighting like the children they are until Krystal snakes her arms between them to split them up.

"Guys, can we please get back on topic?"

"Can't, kind of in the middle of a slap fight and I am not going to lose." Keanu responds, flailing to reach Danny's face, only for it to be blocked. Keanu begins swatting at Danny's hands, making him respond in like fashion and turning the slap fest into a full on catfight.

"Ha, you really think you have a shot against me?" Danny chuckles, raising one hand to twiddle an invisible moustache. "I'ma gonna win!"

"Will you two just cut it the fuck out and answer the goddamn questions?" April and Rose say in unison, pushing the two boys away, knocking them to the ground, clearly sick of all of their bullshit.

"Fine, fine." Danny responds, picking himself up off of the floor and straightening his black jeans. "Would you like to do the honors Ted?"

"Fuck off Danny." Keanu remarks in an annoyed tone as he picks himself up off of the ground and dusts off his pants. The boy runs his hands through his black, wavy combed back hair. "Basically we invited this asshole that we know here under the pretenses of thinking he will be meeting with a girl that he, shallowly I might add, likes. The whole ghost hunting thing was a ruse; Tobie, Danny, and I planned it and we used Hunter to bring more people here to watch Michael's humiliation." Keanu explains, pacing around the small, cramped office to vent his frustration with his pirate hat-wearing friend.

"Are you telling me that Joey got killed over a fucking prank?" April's fury, clearly present in her voice, peaks with this new information.

"Well no, we didn't invite he, Allie, Drew, or that other girl. It's not our fault if he died, which we still can't say even happened; he could have just been screaming with joy from hugging Bonnie." Chuckles Danny, ever the prick.

"Shut up Danny, this is serious." Rose says, punching his arm. "The point is that Joey is gone…that's so weird to say, where are the others? You said that Tobie and that other girl went to get toilet paper for your nose how long ago?"

"About ten minutes before you guys showed up." Keanu touches his fingers to his nose, noting his still-present blood. "Fuck, I forgot I was even bleeding."

April moves past the two boys, sitting down in the chair and peering into the monitors; flipping from camera to camera to find the blurry figures of what appear to be Tobie and Krystal darting through the left-hand hallway.

"They're almost here!" April says, her anger seeming to dissipate almost instantaneously. The girl looks behind her, thick black hair tossing over her shoulder as she does, before looking back at the monitor's battery icon, which has now moved from 90% to 89. "Hm, looks as though the battery goes down by one percent every 5-10 minutes."

"Close the door, close the door, close the goddamn door!" Tobie exclaims, bursting into the room with Krystal in tow."

"Hey guys, Tobie are you okay? What's wro-?" April asks, interrupted as the blond shoves her chair aside and slams his hands on the desk, giving it a quick onceover before pushing the big red button on the right of the computer as hard as humanly possible. Within a second a large, heavy steel door slams to the floor; the blond boy runs the back of his hand across his brow and sighs in relief.

"That was close…" Tobie runs his hands through his hair before looking at the others in the room; all of who, including Krystal, look surprised with his actions. "What?"

"What do you mean what?" Keanu asks, tilting his head up to keep the blood from running down. "Goddamn lights!" He exclaims, his retinas taking a large blast from the shitty condescend lighting. "You just rushed into the room, shoved April over, and slammed a door shut. Hold on, don't start yet, where is my toilet paper?"

Krystal squeezes her hand into her front pocket and begins plucking out the wad of butt paper, which proceeds to rip and tear with every grab. When all is done she looks down at the papery mess in the palm of her fair hand before presenting it to Keanu.

"Thanks…" He sighs, taking the wads from her hand and picking out whatever larger pieces can be salvaged, sticking them in his nose and looking at her and her companion. "Okay, now continue."

"Did you really have to silence them so you could stick shit napkins in your nose?" Rose asks, rolling her eyes.

"Ha, well you can't blame him for using toilet paper, maybe he ran out of tampons." Danny quips, high fiving Rose, who smiles before scowling at him.

"I'm still mad at you; jerk"

"Douche"

"Bitch"

"Bitch, I eat people!" Danny declared, with finality.

"I can't believe this; can we actually hear what they have to say? You people are fucking crazy." Keanu exclaims, his duck voice returning. "Petty bullshit after petty bullshit; someone just fucking died out there."

"Wait, you guys already know about Ken?" Tobie asks, apologizing to and helping April off the floor.

"Wait Ken's dead?" April asks, her voice coming to a high pitch at the end of the question. "What happened?"

"I wasn't talking about Ken…" Keanu picks the chair up and resets it in place, turning to the monitor and flipping through the cameras. "Where did this happen? When?"

"Shame Moriarity's gone, was looking forward to having some extensive screen time with him. Page time? Panel time? Conversation! Conversation time. Wouldn't that just be face time? I guess so. Oh well, maybe next time…" Rambles Danny, taking his hat off his head in a moment of respect. "No, we were talking about, and you're going to love this Tobie, Joey! Bastard finally bit it!"

A shamed smile crawls across Tobie's face at this news, one he desperately tries to hide behind a double take and a cough.

"Well that…sucks." He lies, looking at Danny. "What happened?"

"Let's watch the monitors, you assholes have been talking about who died for like ten fucking minutes at this point. We could have heard everything by now. Tall, brooding, ugly, when did Asshole bite it?" Keanu asks, flipping through the screens till he arrives at the Backstage area."

"A little after midnight I think."

"Well, here we go." Keanu says, shutting the left-hand door before calling his friends over to watch with him. "Best we don't give any way for those things to come here."

The monitor archive relays Joey's last few moments of life and his encounter with Bonnie. On the screen Bonnie the Bunny stands before Danny, Rose, and Joey; menacingly. Rose looks to her right, the crude lighting of the camera making her short, spiked bleached hair shine bright. Danny turns away from the other two, taking a few steps before spinning around and shoving Joey directly into the big purple rabbit before taking Rose's hand and hopping onto the table, pulling her behind him and out of the room; leaving the scrawny Asian boy to his fate. The rabbit grabs hold of Joey's dark purple polo. He continues to writhe and wriggle,

Joey appears to scream, tears welling in his reddening eyes. The boy's face turns a dark shade of purple as the rabbit continues to squeeze his body before dropping him on the cold, checkerboard black and white tile. Color soon begins to return to the his face as he scrambles on the ground; backing into the very corner Danny shoved him from just moments before as Bonnie slams a large, seemingly empty Freddy Fazbear suit onto the table, removing it's head and turning to face the scrawny string bean of a boy. Who uses one hand to rub his bruised neck as the other moves to wipe the non-ending stream of tears gushing from his eyes.

The rabbit hunches forward, picking the boy up with ease. Joey's squirms and struggles are in vain as Bonnie slams him onto the table; the back of the boy's head hitting a crossbeam inside the suit and causing him to lose consciousness, his body going limp. Bonnie resumes his act by raising the boy once more, lifting him into the air and steadily lowering his body into the suit. The rabbit places his hand on the zipper and slowly begins to pull it up slowly, the sickening snap of the boy's ribcage now echoing throughout the room with each zip pulled together.

Finally, Bonnie slams the Freddy Fazbear head onto the boy's shoulders, the sheer force appearing to pop his bloodshot eyes from their sockets and through the light brown holes of the mask.

"Oh my god…" April stammers, her fingertips touching her lips; her eyes peeled to the monitor.

"That was just…wow…guy was an asshole, but he didn't deserve that…" Keanu rests his head in his hands; clearly disturbed by the video feed he had just watched. Across from him, Rose looks over to Danny; the implications of his actions now proven to be true bringing a heavy dose of anger to her.

"I told you he died!" She says, banging her fists against Danny's arm.

"It was necessary, we needed to get away. Plus, Joey was an asshole anyway."

"Still…"

"I'd say that it sucks that he's gone…but I'd rather not lie right now." Tobie remarks, moving up to Keanu. "Go to the bathrooms, eight minutes ago, that's where Ken died."

The tan-skinned boy nods, moving the mouse to click on Cam 7. The scrawny brown-haired figure of Ken dashes across the screen, running into the girl's bathroom.

"Change to the bathroom cam!" Tobie yells, getting a bit of spit in Keanu's ear.

"Eww." Keanu pushes his friend back and wipes his finger throughout his ear, "did you really need to do that? Shit…there is no camera for the bathrooms…"

"Of course there isn't, cameras inside the bathrooms of a children's restaurant? Who do you think owns this place, Tobi and Ally? That would explain why this place is so rundown... Did you two stop taking care of it after your breakup? This is why you can't be trusted with a pet. And you'd probably rape it, anyway..." Danny says, rubbing his forehead in annoyance, "Look, do we even need to watch this one? Tobi and Krystal said they had seen Moriarity die; you're wasting precious battery life. Haven't you ever played the games?"

Tobie's face contorts to an expression of shock, followed by immense rage. "Goddammit Danny! This is not the fucking time or place! Why the fuck would you? Goddammit! Fuck you, fuck your family, fuck Rose, sorry Rose, a pox on both your houses!"

"Well I wasn't getting enough of a reaction out of you before because you are clearly immune to it at this point, so I figured I'd bring out the one thing you really hate: animal abuse and rape! This was clearly the next logical step in the conversation; puppy rape! It's the only way to go, but you already knew that didn't you? But the readers didn't, so I needed to explain it for them!"

"What the fuck are you talking about?"

"What games?" April asks, curiously.

"Oh right, nothing at all; just stop looking at the cameras and open the doors; we're down to 53% already."

"Fuck really?" Keanu's jaw drops as he hits the button to open the doors "What the hell does that percent mean anyway? April and I were trying to figure it out and just got 'battery power, maybe?'"

"Well, given the fact that it's in a battery, and seems to run down at an increasing rate with however many things we use at once, I'd say that it probably gauges the power of the building, or at least the power used up by the monitors and doors. So we clearly need to shut the doors, look at the monitors, play every arcade game at once, and make some pizza!" Danny says sarcastically, clapping his hands.

Krystal studies the boy's mannerisms, how he appears to know so much about the place, before passing it off and refocusing. "So what happens when it hits zero then?"

"Who knows? But do we really want to try it?"

"Good point." Keanu sighs

Ring Ring Ring

"Has that phone been ringing this whole time?" April wonders aloud.

"I don't…think so?" Rose looks over to Krystal, ignoring Danny. "Has it?"

"I never noticed…maybe."

"Look, just pick it up." Danny says, grabbing the purple cell phone and answering; filling the word with disturbingly garbled audio; as if someone had placed their hand on a record and is playing it in reverse.

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"…What the fuck was that?"

"Anyone else that sounds like Russian?" Danny chuckles, looking around

"Nyet, Comrade." Rose says, her disapproving expression returning upon remembering his actions.

"That was…oh god." Tobie wipes his face, determination replacing his fear. "Just a distraction, we can still do this. Keanu, camera status; where are the animals? Please tell me Freddy is still on the stage."

"Goddammit…" Keanu exclaims, looking into the monitors and flipping back to the stage, his eyes wide as saucers as he sees the now-empty platform.

"Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho" The sound of deep laughter comes from the right hallway.