Chapter Three

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One Year Later…

It has be one full year since Harry was taken from the Dursley's household and he was loving every minute of it. It took about eight months fix to undo the damage that the Dursleys did to him and also for Harry to stop apologizing about everything that went wrong. So now Harry is almost exactly like every singe Nara male in the clan, except some times things are a lot less troublesome to do and he more active than other Nara men in the clan, much to the relief of the women. But he has taken up the three main habits of the clan, cloud watching, sleeping, and the use of the word 'troublesome'.

When Harry first met Shikamaru, he was scared that Shikamaru was not going to accept him as family and make his parents get rid of him. But that was not the case, when mom called or more like threatened Shikamaru to come down stairs to meet his new brother. When Shikamaru came down stairs, he looked Harry over once and welcomed him to the family and that it won't be too troublesome to have a younger brother. Since then Shikamaru had taught Harry how to be lazy and how to play Shogi and Go.

Mom was happy to have a helping hand in the kitchen as Harry always love to cook food as it relaxes him. He introduced the western food while mom taught him how to cook the eastern food dishes. And another thing that Harry loves to do is gardening, he has many plants in many different size pots in his room. That was how Harry was introduced to the scariest female, next to his mom of course, Yamanaka Ino. She took one look at him and preceded to squeeze him to death in a hug while ranting how cute he was. Later that week, he was introduced to Akamichi Choji and his family, they were very nice people, but Choji's mother made it her goal to fatten up Harry as he was too thin for her tastes. It was then that they found out that Harry could as much food as any Akamichi clan member and still stay thin or too thin in Choji's mother's eyes.

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Harry was about seven years when he met Naruto at the local park. Harry was walking around the park looking for a good place to lay down and watch the clouds and also to hide from his mom who is on a cleaning warpath. Dad and Shikamaru tried get out of it as they claimed that they needed to check on the deer, but the time that they said that Harry was already out the door and when he got outside, he heard the sound of a fist connect to two heads and someone calling him a lucky bastard for being able to escape. He quickly learn that it was every man or boy for himself whenever mom was on a cleaning warpath.

Harry was headed over to the swings as it seems that no one was around that area, except a small blonde haired boy with blue eyes and whisker like scars on his cheeks. As Harry got closer, he noticed how lonely the boy looked.

Making up his mind, he walked in front of the boy and stuck his hand out and said, "Hi, name's Nara Harry, I like cloud watching, cooking, gardening, reading, and thinking up different types of traps. My dislikes are people who judge others without getting to know them, abuse, troublesome girls, and whenever mom is on a cleaning warpath. My dreams is to have an average family, live an average life, and be an average ninja. So what's your name?"

The small blonde boy looked stunned when Harry came up to him and introduced himself. Suddenly, the blonde haired boy began to smile a 100 watt smile and introduced himself, "Hi, my name's Uzumaki Naruto and I like pranks, ramen, my plants, ramen, training, ramen, Hokage-jiji, ramen, the color orange, and ramen. My dislikes is the three minute wait for ramen and bullies. My dream is to become the Hokage in the future."

They began talking about pranks and well in Naruto's case, how he can't wait to get into the academy which is a few weeks away as its still summer vacation. Harry told Naruto that he too, was starting the academy with his older brother who was a couple of months older than him. Then Harry began giving Naruto some ideas for some pranks that he could pull.

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Naruto and Harry became fast friends a few weeks after they had met. Harry noticed how almost every single adult, most civilians, would glare at Naruto and call him a demon. The only demon that Harry ever heard about was the infamous Kyuubi no Kitsune and how the Fourth killed it. It did not take a genius or maybe it did, to figure out that no one could really kill the nine tailed demon. And it did not take long for Harry to figure out that Naruto was the jailor of the beast. He naturally told Naruto what he had learned and it took a couple of slaps to the face to get Naruto to calm down and assured him that he was just the jailor, not the demon itself. And for those who could not see that were idiots who were too blind to see what was in front of their noses.

Right now, Harry and Naruto were far away from the ANBU Headquarters, but not too far away to not see was about to happen. It was night time when they pulled their first prank together. They swap clothes, the men's clothes were switched with women's and women's clothes were switched with men's. That was not all, when someone was taking a shower, the water will dye their skin neon pink and the shampoo would dye their hair neon yellow.

"The screaming should start any minute now, Harry," Naruto said as he looked through his binoculars and watch the building.

"So troublesome to wait for the results," Harry yawned as he too, looked through his own pair of binoculars and also he had his camera with him so he could take pictures of the results of their prank. Harry decided that he should document each prank that they pull together for future plans and also he had a notebook that he written the schedules of the ANBU guards, possible holes in their security, and things like that.

Suddenly, the screaming began and ANBU began popping up in their new colors and clothes. For once, Harry and Naruto was glad that Harry's camera was able to take pictures of things far away. This seems to be the start of the pranking terror pair's reign in Konoha.

AN: I hope that you like this chapter. I will soon have a poll up on my profile on who should be paired with Harry. Please review and tell me what you all think of it. Have a nice day, everyone.