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This is the Christmas special and it's a parody of the Twelve Days of Christmas! I laughed while reading it, so I hope you guys enjoy it!
Without further ado, here's the chapter!
It was close to Christmas at Camp Half-Blood, and even though it was a Christian holiday they celebrated anyway. The group of demigods decided it would be fun to make a parody of "the Twelve Days of Christmas," videotape it, and show it to camp.
All the campers filed into the mess hall to find that a projector had been set up with a video playing.
KK and Alec: *dressed in ugly Christmas sweaters and holding hymnals. "The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
is finding a Christmas tree! The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me..."
OJ: *tangled in a pile of wires. "Rigging up the lights!"
KK and Alec: "And finding a Christmas tree! The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me..."
Joey: "Hangovers!"
OJ: "Rigging up the lights!"
KK and Alec: "And finding a Christmas tree! The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me..."
Scarlet: *at her desk. "Sending Christmas cards."
Joey: *holding an ice pack to her head. "Hangovers!"
OJ: "Rigging up the lights!"
KK and Alec: "And finding a Christmas tree! The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me..."
Chloe: *looking from a pile of papers to her laptop. "Five months of bills."
Scarlet: "Sending Christmas cards."
Joey: "Hangovers!"
OJ: "Rigging up the lights!"
KK and Alec: "And finding a Christmas tree! The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me..."
Karl: *holding a suitcase. "Facing my in-laws..."
Chloe: "Five months of bills!"
Scarlet: "I hate those Christmas cards."
Joey: *trying to get to the bathroom (but fails). "Hangovers!"
OJ: "Rigging up the lights!"
KK and Alec: "And finding a Christmas tree! The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me..."
Weasley: *haphazardly ringing a bell and holding out a donations bin. "The Roman Red Cross Union."
Karl: "Facing my in-laws!"
Chloe: *starts to tear up. "Five months of bills!"
Scarlet: "Sending Christmas cards."
Joey: "Oh, jeez!"
OJ: *gets tripped by the Stolls and falls back into the pile of lights. "Hey, I'm trying to rig up these lights!"
KK and Alec: And finding a Christmas tree! The eighth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me..."
Will: *grabs Nico. "I WANNA BOYFRIEND FOR CHRISTMAS!"
Weasley: "Charities, and what do you mean YOUR in-laws?!"
Chloe: "Five months of bills!"
Scarlet: "Ho Ho, making Out these cards."
Joey: *grabs Piper's arms. "Honey, get me some water."
OJ: *shakes Daniel's shoulders. "What do you mean we don't have any extension chords!?"
KK and Noah: "And finding a Christmas tree! The ninth thing a Christmas that's such a pain to me..."
Percy: *sitting on Blackjack and in the middle of a crowded Walmart parking lot. "Finding parking spaces."
Will: "NICO, I WANT SOME CANDY!"
Weasley: *dodging money. "Donations!"
Karl: "Facing my in-laws."
Chloe: "Five months of bills!"
Scarlet: "Writing out those Christmas cards!"
Joey: *trying to get to Scarlet's desk. "Hangovers."
OJ: "Now why the hell are they blinking?!"
KK and Alec: "And finding a Christmas tree! The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me..."
Lexi: *working on ANNABETH'S projects when her lamp turns off. "Batteries not included?!"
Percy: "NO parking spaces."
Will: "BUY ME SOMETHING!"
Nico: "Get a job yah bum!"
Karl: "Facing my in-laws."
Chloe: *throws piles of bills off the table. "Five months of bills!"
Scarlet: "Yo Ho, sending Christmas cards!"
Joey: "Oh geez look at this."
OJ: "One light goes out, they all go out!"
KK and Alec: "And finding a Christmas tree! The eleventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me..."
Llama and ShanNon: *lounging on Joey's bed and watching Netflix. "Stale TV specials!"
Lexi: "Batteries not included!"
Percy: "Finding parking spaces."
Will: "Nico I gotta go to the bathroom!" *Son of Hades tries to run (fails).
Weasley: "The Roman Red Cross Union."
Karl: "She's a witch I hate her!"
Chloe: "Five months of bills!"
Scarlet: "Oh, I don't even know half these people!"
Joey: *trips over the door frame and stumps her toe. "Oh, does anyone have a band-aid, eh?"
OJ: *The camps electricity shorts out. "Daniel, get a flashlight, I blew a fuse!"
KK and Alec: "And finding a Christmas tree! The twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me..."
Lucas and Ethan: "Singing Christmas carols."
Llama and ShanNon: "Stale TV specials!"
Lexi: "Batteries not included."
Percy: "Finding parking spaces."
Will: "WAHHH!"
Weasley: "Charities!"
Karl: *rushes to the pavilion. "Gotta make them dinner!"
Scarlet: *throws down cards and stands up. "I'm not sending them this year, that's it!"
Joey: *Llama starts to laugh at the fallen daughter of Aphrodite. "Shut up, you!"
OJ: *Daniel tries to advise her, and she throws the lights at him. "FINE, IF YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!"
KK and Alec: "And finding a Christmas tree!"
Everyone in camp stopped and took a collective sigh of relief because the song was over. Just before the campers started to file out of the mess hall, the siblings started to sing again...
"The thirteenth thing at Christmas tha-"
"NO," everybody screamed.
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Happy holidays to everyone, and I'll see you in 2016!