I woke up, it was around 8AM. I don't know how I wake up this early after staying up all night and playing games. I guess I'm a morning and night person. I looked over to the white IP. He was sound asleep as usual. I smiled. He was peacefully sleeping. I don't know how he does it.
*knock knock* The sound came from the door. I hoped and said under my breath, "*sigh* please don't be Twilight." cause if it was her, I hope she would be coming back to apologize. "Who is it?" I called to the door as I uncovered myself.
"Luna!" A familiar voice called from behind the door. "May I come in? I would like to talk to yooouu." Her voice and words she used sounded as if she was drunk. If she is I don't think I can have her in my presence or I would have her fly me to the kitchen so I can get her some water.
"Oh, ok. Yeah come in." I opened the door and saw Luna bolt through the door. "So what was it you wanted to say to me?" I asked with a bit of worry in my voice. By my observations when she bolted through the door, she is either with hyper on coffee or royal cake. Or she is super excited to tell me something. Either way I hope this ends well.
"Ok, so here's a bit of a back story. I over heard you talking to Chrome and saying you were going to set up a bit of a date in the royal eating hall. I can help you with that and make it the best thing ever! We can have some fancy candles, fancy food, just fancy everything and I can get you some cloths for tonight. I'll just need to get a pony who can make something new and fresh for you. Maybe a tuxedo type of clothing. Oh, and I can have you down in the hall while I can get Chrome ready to go. OH MY SISTERS THRONE THIS'LL BE GREAT!" She nearly yelled in excitement.
"Huh? Oh, good morning Princess Luna, good morning master." Chrome said rubbing his eyes. His voice sounded a bit rough and worn out. He might need some water to freshen up.
"Hey, Chrome you seem a bit grassy from the garden. You might want to freshen up. I know I will have to." I said, I knew how I smelt and it was ok. Almost two weeks without showering in Equestria is like just putting deodorant on your cloths each morning. It gets worse and worse day by day.
"Ok master. If you want to join me you can~" He blew me a kiss and then walked towards the bathroom. I blushed a little after looking back at Luna. She had a wide smirk on her face.
"Hehe.. Moving on is there anyway possible you can get me clothing like this? Because I have parts that need to be kept away. Plus I'm not like you ponies that have fur everywhere to keep me warm. Don't ask why." I explained.
"Well after fitting you into the clothing I hope to get you. Actually I'm also free tomorrow so I can go with you to get some clothing fitted for you. Besides, how bad can they..." She took a deep whiff of the cloths and me. "Ok yeah, so get in the shower and I'll be back with our designer to get you fitted and ready. While on the other hoof, yeah I'll get a guard to get your cloths and rinse them for you while your in the shower. Ok well, bye!" Luna said before walking out the door a little faster than her pass. I believe cause she just wanted to get out of the room with the rancid scent.
I took the shampoo and put a small pool of it in my hands. I spread the shampoo on and through my hair. I leaned back and rinsed it off. "Need help?" I asked.
"Yes please." Chrome turned around and shacked his plot at me. I gave him a look of "whatever" and just started to rub the shampoo all around his coat. I got to his belly and he started to laugh. "Pfft AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He laughed.
"Oh, so your ticklish down there, arn't you?" I said flipping him on his back. I rubbed up and down his stomach. He was laughing and squirming around. The shampoo was resolving into bubbles and floating down the drain around us.
"OK, OK STOP! HAHA, PLEASE!" He begged as he was squirming around from being tickled so much.
"Ok if you say soo." I said as I took my hands off his stomach. "Well I think we're clean and done." I turned off the shower and got out. I got a towel on and walked out of the room, and saw a note and my clean cloths.
The note read. "Here are your clean cloths. P.S come down to the royal hall once your done. ~Luna."
"Huh. Ok." I put my cloths on and waited for Chrome. He came out a few minutes later. "Hey I have to go meet Luna at the royal hall so I'll see you later. I love you."
"Oh, ok. I love you too. I'll see you later tonight." Chrome replied. I walked out the door and started walking down the horrific steps.