The AF Critic, I accept your dare! ( did I say that right?)

Thank you so much to jayjthebigmouth, MrsMidnight, BirdOfMusic-BirdOfGrace, BossMan1a22, Yoshida(guest), paranoidcentaur(guest), random(guest), and The AF Critic for leaving helpful reviews and awesome suggestions for truths and dares. I would like to thank The AF Critic for Holly's dare and BossMan1a22 for Trouble's dare.

Mulch smiled at him, a big, toothy grin. Foaly looked down at his shirt. Caballine had gotten it for him the day before. It was pure white, and said "Techies Rule!" in dark blue letters on the front. He swore under his breath. That shirt was never going to be pure white again.

"Okay", said Juliet, who had taken on the roll of referee. "You two, go in one of the spare bedrooms and change. You must swap everything. Everything. You hear me? N°1 will do an x-ray when you're done." Foaly groaned. "D'Arvit."

The two came back to the living room, Mulch wearing the biggest smile in the world, and Foaly wearing a scowl just as big. Said Foaly stared daggers at Artemis before returning to his place beside Trouble. All eyes were on them. Butler whistled. Mulch was weaing Foaly's shirt, which was already smudged with who-knows-what and went down to his ankles. Foaly was wearing Mulch's dirty shirt, which was visibly tight on him. He also had on Mulch's jeans, his tail poking out from beneath the bum flap. This resulted in the poor centaur walking very slowly and awkwardly. Mulch sat down on the male elf's other side."Okay. Holly, truth or dare?"

The LEP captain smiled. "Dare."

Mulch grinned evilly at Artemis. "I dare you to go into another room and sit down. You will be blindfolded while Yours Truly sends someone else in the room. That someone will stay in the room for five minutes. During that time, they will kiss you. After five minutes are up, they will come out. Then you will be allowed to take off your blindfold and come out, and you have to guess who kissed you."

Holly gulped. "Okay."

"Don't worry. We'll shut the door."

Holly just nodded.

Juliet tied a rag around Holly's head, covering her eyes. She lead the elf into a spare room and helped her sit on the bed. A few moments later, Holly heard footsteps, and the door opened. "Before we, ah… start… please tell me you're male."

The reply came in the form of a whisper in her ear. She recognized the voice immediately. "Shh, they can hear us. As you well know, I am male. And Holly, don't guess me, okay?"

"Okay."

"Well, I am supposed to kiss you now, so… here goes."

"No tongue."

"Right. No tongue."

His lips touched hers, a soft kiss, no tongue like she said. After five minutes, he stood up and walked out, leaving her breathless. Wow. I didn't know Artemis was that good a kisser.

"Okay, Artemis. Go in there and show her what you've got."

If it was possible for Artemis to get any paler at that moment, he did. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Artemis was surprised at the word he had just thought. Hey, at least you get to kiss the princess again.

Go away, Orion.

I have a question.

What?!

Can I be in control of this body when we go in there? I won't let her know, but I want to experience this.

No! You would just permanently ruin my relationship with her.

Fine. Don't be such a dragon, or I may have to slay you.

Artemis stood up and walked into the room. Holly was sitting on the bed, blindfolded. Then she spoke. "Before we, ah… start… please tell me you're male."

Artemis bent down next to her and whispered in her ear, "Shh, they can hear us. As you well know, I am male. And Holly, don't guess me, okay?" He didn't know exactly why he didn't want her to guess him, but he brushed it off, deciding to ponder that later.

"Okay."

"Well, I am supposed to kiss you now, so… here goes."

"No tongue."

"Right. No tongue."

He was surprised at the confidence in his own voice. He leaned in, and heaven greeted him.

After five minutes, he stood up, straightened his shirt, and walked out, a small smile on his face.

I wonder what she thought about that.

Holly took her blindfold off and looked in the mirror on the door. Her cheeks were as red as tomatoes. She waited until the blushing died down before going back out. "So", Mulch asked. "Who was it?"

"Definitely not you, because they didn't smell like troll dung. Hmm, probably not Arty, and hopefully not Juliet. Knowing Foaly, definitely not Foaly, and most likely not N°1, so I'm going with Trouble."

"Wrong.", the dwarf answered. "It was–"

"You know what, I really don't want to know. Hmm, let's see… Trouble, truth or dare?"

"Dare."

Holly punched the air with her fist triumphantly. "Yes! Trouble, you will be drenched with oil and you will be chased by Butler and myself for ten minutes. If we catch you, you must dance to the enjoyment of your captors for five minutes."

Trouble glared at Holly, who was wearing an evil smirk comparable to one of Artemis's. "D'Arvit."

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Do you like one dare in each chapter or should I add another one?