INT: Miranda is in the living room, she is feeding Grace a bottle and using her foot to rock William in his bouncer.
MIRANDA: The perks of having long legs I guess!
Gary's voice echoes from the kitchen.
GARY: Are you set on Disneyland?
MIRANDA: Yes Gary. Nothing will change my mind. I've always wanted to go, now I have an excuse. A 40 something women and a 40 something man alone in Disneyland, bit weird. A couple in their forties taking their young children, perfectly fine!
GARY: And when have you ever cared what others think?
MIRANDA: True!
GARY: Is Disneyland really suitable for twins that are only just three months old?
MIRANDA: Of course! Its the atmosphere! We've got to start them young! Build their love for Disney! There's nothing a Disney film cannot fix!
GARY: Yes dear! If you say so!
Miranda starts to him "under the sea"
GARY: So how are we getting there? Flying?
MIRANDA: Ah no.
GARY: Ferry?
MIRANDA: Ummm.
GARY: Last option is the Eurostar?
MIRANDA: Is that the train that goes under the channel?
Gary walks into the living room, he has two trays one has freshly cooked muffins on the other has a bowl of popcorn.
GARY: Yeah that's the one.
MIRANDA: Well that's a straight up no! You will never get me on there!
GARY: Ferry or Plane then?
MIRANDA: Can we not just drive it?
GARY: Miranda, we I've in Britain. It is an island. We cannot drive to France without going on a ferry or the Eurostar!
MIRANDA: Forget I said that!
Gary bursts out laughing. Miranda kicks him.
MIRANDA: I hate boats!
GARY: Is there anything you like?
MIRANDA: Well I'm not your biggest fan at the moment! Why don't you just make yourself useful and put on the DVD?
She playfully throws a handful of popcorn at him.
GARY: I think we're gonna have to flip a coin aren't we!?
MIRANDA: NO! Just let me think about it okay! We will look into both options, I will weigh up pros and cons for both!
GARY: Well don't take too long, we need to get dates sorted, so we can cover the shop and restaurant!
Miranda sarcastically salutes him.
MIRANDA: Whilst you're up dear, can you get me my laptop please?
Gary sighs.
MIRANDA: Love you!
GARY: Of course you do. Let me put the DVD in first yeah? What have you chosen?
Miranda hands him a DVD.
GARY: Tangled? Seriously? Are you sure you're not a child?
MIRANDA: Its a good film!
GARY: It was the first thirty times we watched it, now its just a bit, no, really boring!
MIRANDA: Well what would you choose?
GARY: How about a classic?
He rummages for a DVD.
GARY: This?
He holds up Dirty Dancing.
MIRANDA: Seriously? Are you sure you're not a women?
Gary throws popcorn at Miranda, who is still feeding Grace and rocking William.
GARY: Ha, very funny!
MIRANDA: Why don't we watch both? Its seven o'clock, on a Friday night, we have nothing better to do!
GARY: Really? Tangled? Are you sure there isn't another film you'd rather watch?
MIRANDA: No Gary, I have made my decision!
GARY: Gracie, If you follow your mother, god help your future husband!
MIRANDA: RUDE! I think you best put that DVD on before it become a permanent feature of yours!
GARY: Oooh, feisty!
Gary puts the DVD in and runs out of the room to get Miranda's laptop. Miranda burps Grace then holds her up, Gary returns and puts the laptop down. He looks to Miranda.
GARY: My turn?
MIRANDA: Yep! And its a stinker!
GARY: Thanks Gracie Bear!
He takes her from Miranda, and exits. Miranda picks up William and a different bottle. She starts to feed him.
MIRANDA: You Mr. Billy Bean, look more and more like your father every day!
GARY: Lucky boy!
MIRANDA: That was quick!?
GARY: We do not mess about when it comes to dirty nappies! Wham, bam, thank you Dad!
MIRANDA: Ummm, I think rushing things probably wasn't the best option!
GARY: What do you mean?
Miranda points to Gary's shirt.
MIRANDA: I think you may have a little something on your shirt!
Gary realises!
GARY: Oh man!
He places Grave in the bouncer then runs back out of the room. Miranda bends down and pretends to high five Gracie. Gary shouts from a distance.
GARY: Its everywhere!
Miranda starts laughing. Gary comes back in, wearing his PJs.
GARY: That was revolting!
Grace and William blow off at the same time.
GARY: There's no doubting that these two are your children!
MIRANDA: Would you have it any other way?
GARY: Of course not!
Gary sits on the sofa next to them. He starts to google holidays to Disneyland.
GARY: So are we really going to Disneyland?
MIRANDA: Yes Gary, I believe we are!
Miranda winks at him and he smiles back.
GARY: They all look very expensive!
MIRANDA: No expenses will be spared on our first ever family holiday! I want it to be special!
GARY: Wherever we go it will be special, well it will be for me because you three will be there! I could sleep in a mouldy old tent in a field somewhere as long as I have you three by my side.
MIRANDA: Well I'm afraid you wouldn't have us by your side, I'm not staying in a tent ever again! Not after what Stevie put me through for my hen do!
GARY: So, all inclusive 10 night stay at Disneyland, £1000 per person!
Miranda starts to choke on popcorn.
MIRANDA: £1000 each?
GARY: What was that about no expenses being spared?
MIRANDA: I know, but that is a lot of money! What about 7 nights? Or 4 nights?
GARY: 7 nights is £700 each. 4 nights is £400 each!
MIRANDA: I think 4 nights at Disneyland is just the right amount, don't you think?
GARY: Of course dear!
Gary laughs.
GARY: Flights are included!
MIRANDA: How long are the flights?
GARY: No longer than an hour!
MIRANDA: Let me think about it!
GARY: Take your time!
Miranda burps William and then puts him in the spare bouncer. She starts to bounce the two of them using both feet. Gary puts the laptop away and Miranda cuddles up to him.
GARY: I seriously cannot believe you are making me watch this film again!
MIRANDA: Oh, do stop moaning and tuck into the popcorn!
She shoves a handful of popcorn into his mouth.
Scene ends.