Author's note:

I'm afraid that this is the last chapter for this fic. I only meant for this to be a fun little joke and I decided to end it here for comedic reasons. I know that this fic is really short (I actually considered for it to be at least around 5 chapters) and it's intended that way. This was just for fun and hopefully some of you got a laugh out of it. This fic is dedicated to the D Gray Man anime coming back this year 2016! I can't wait to see it since it went on haitus and I hope you guys do too.

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Kanda was beginning to run out of patience. For the past couple of days, he and Allen were stuck in their rooms all day to avoid word of this disaster spreading around the Black Order. After Komui had a meeting with the other generals, he told both Kanda and Allen to stay in their rooms until he made an antidote for the potion. In one of the private training rooms he and Allen tried to train but their innocence wouldn't activate. Since they weren't going out on missions they figured they might as well keep up their strength. While they were sparring, Kanda noticed that the body he was in had no trace of Allen's innocence. The arm that contained Allen's innocence had no innocence at all. It was just a regular arm. Kanda sat on his bed and looked at the lotus flower. The flower usually had a pink glow but ever since he and Allen switched bodies the flower turned pure white. He couldn't understand why the flower had suddenly turned white and froze in its actions. No flower petals falling, no glow, no life in the flower whatsoever. Kanda became concerned. He hoped that the potion would not affect his life force. If his life force was affected by any means, he would seriously kill Komui. But before he could think any further Allen stormed into his room.

"NO! You can't take me there! Let go of me!" Allen was dragging Kanda into the bathroom where the showers were. "You are NOT giving me a bath!"

"You haven't taken a bath in days! You're going to make my body smell!"

"I am not! Wait . . . you didn't take a bath in my body did you? You sick bastard!"

Allen turned red "NO! This is why I want you with me! We can give each other a bath!"

Now it was Kanda's turn to turn red. "What!? Hell no! I am not getting naked and taking a bath with you!"

"What? No! I was thinking that since we switched bodies we could wash them ourselves with the other person blindfolded if they're too embarrassed."

What this idiot serious? Kanda looked at him sourly. "Can't the showers wait until after Komui gives us the treatment?"

"Are you kidding? I don't want you to stink up my body and I definitely don't want to smell your body odor." Growled Allen.

Kanda growled back, "I don't care! I'm not taking a bath with you and I'm certainly not going to have you touch me even if this is your body and that's final!"

Allen narrowed his eyes and gripped the black hair that was flowing behind his back. He pulled a knife out of his belt and held it next to the hair. "I'll cut your hair if you don't cooperate."

Kanda froze. "You'll what?"

Allen smirked. "You heard me. I'll cut your precious black hair my style and dye it white."

"You wouldn't."

"I would."

They both looked at each other for a moment and then glared at each other. Kanda didn't care. He wouldn't budge. On the other hand, Allen would actually cut his hair. He understood Allen's plea of washing themselves but still . . . he'd better come up with something fast or else the moyashi would actually cut his hair. Would it be easier if they just bathed instead of showered?

"Let's just go to the baths and scrub ourselves. We use towels anyway."

Allen paused and thought it over. "At this point, I just want to get clean."

For once, agreeing with the moyashi, Kanda sighed and followed Allen unwillingly towards the bathrooms. After they undressed they wrapped towels around their waists and scrubbed themselves. (No, they did not scrub each other) After a good wash Kanda decided it was time for a soak. Kanda settled in the waters as he kept hearing Allen tiptoe along the tile floors. He was probably making sure that he wasn't being seen. Kanda scoffed. No one was in here.

He turned back and yelled at Allen. "Get in here! I thought you wanted to get clean."

Allen grumbled as he settled in the water next to Kanda. "Don't be so rude. You may never know when someone will just show up. Because you're in my body, my innocence is no longer activated and people are going to know something's wrong."

Kanda tsked and turned away. He was already aware of that. He didn't need the moyashi to remind him. Mood ruined, he turned back towards Allen and glared. "Why are you here?"

Allen shrugged. "I was tired, filthy, and in a laidback mood. A bath seemed like a good way to relax." He looked at Kanda who was just glaring at him, obviously wanted to be alone. "Don't worry. I didn't see anything while I was undressing. I don't see why it matters? We have the same genitals except that yours is slightly bigger than mine."

Kanda felt himself get nauseous as his eyebrow twitched. "How would you know that?"

Allen paused as he contemplated the words that came out of his mouth. "Um . . . I accidentally looked when I realized that I was you."

It took a moment for Kanda to register what Allen just said. "You did what!? You mean you looked at my . . . WHY? Who doe-. Oh, hell with it!" Kanda charged at Allen and grabbed his neck.

"You sick little bastard!"

The boys continued to fight and punch the lights out of each other while in the baths. The water overflowed and splashed all over the floor. The towels that were wrapped around their waists were no longer there due to their fighting in the water but they didn't notice. They went like this for quite a while when Reever and Johnny came and tried to break it up. They were looking for the two exorcists when they heard a commotion coming from the baths.

"C'mon guys knock it off!" yelled Reever.

Johnny stuttered as he kept coughing up water and tried to pull one of the two away. He kept falling in the water so he couldn't see who he was grabbing. "K-Komui's finished . . . w-with the antidote."

Hearing those words, both exorcists stopped and just stared at the two scientists.

Komui was snoozing on his desk while Reever and Johnny went to go find Allen and Kanda. For the past couple of days he had been trying to make an antidote but no success has come. He had hoped to make the antidote as soon as possible before Rouvelier and his men find out what has happened to the two exorcists. Luckily, he was able to come up with the solution.

Komui had made a machine that would reverse the process of their switched bodies. But there was a risk – there is a 20% chance of their innocence disappearing. Their innocence wasn't activated while they were switched and Komui and his team tried to come up with an explanation as to why. The theory that they collaborated together was that the innocence stayed with the physical body of their wielder however, their consciousness switched bodies and Reever hypothesized that the innocence got disordered as to which was its wielder. Especially Allen's innocence due to him being a parasite-type exorcist. With Allen's physical body and Kanda's consciousness it was bound to remain dormant.

He told the Generals about the risk and it was all determined on the votes. Cross made a comment in mentioning how the boys were pretty much useless with switched bodies and so it would be better if they were useless in their original bodies instead. So it was decided that they would use the machine and switched back their bodies using the antidote. The antidote would be hooked into the machine and the machine would inject it into both boys at the same time. When Komui started getting cozy, a voice came to Komui saying. "Hey, Lenalee's getting married."

Komui's head shot up from the desk. "LENALEE! WHY? How could you get married without telling your older brother!?"

Reever yelled. "Calm down Komui! We have Allen and Kanda ready for the machine."

Komui pouted. "Well why didn't you say so?"

"I did say so."

Komui clapped his hands. "Well then let's get started."

After getting prepared, Kanda and Allen were placed on beds inside the machine. The machine was a dome-shaped room that had beds on the opposite sides of the dome, facing away from each other. In the center was a smaller machine that had tubes that reached all the way to the beds which would transfer the antidote to the exorcists. The formula was then placed in the smaller machine and the antidote went through the tubes and onto their skin.

Johnny looked at Komui. "So now what?"

Komui sipped his coffee. "We wait."

The next day Kanda woke up early and wiped sweat off his forehead. He sat up and looked up at the ceiling of the dome-shaped machine. He paused, sat up, opened the doors and headed to the restrooms. Before he could get far, Komui and some of the science department ran up to him with big smiles on their faces.

Komui cheered happily "Congratulations! Everything went according to plan. Now you and Allen are back to normal!"

Kanda just stared. "Huh?"

Komui paused. "Um . . . the antidote . . . to get you and Allen back into your original bodies. Do you not remember?"

Kanda frowned. "What are you talking about?"

The science department all froze in shock. "You mean you don't remember?"

Kanda shrugged and walked past them. "If you guys aren't feeling okay then go see the nurse. I'm sure she'll give you something for . . . whatever you have."

Komui and the others just looked at Kanda as he walked away. They immediately ran towards the dome and peeked inside. Allen was sitting up stretching, he was about to walk outside when he noticed Komui and the others spying on him through the glass.

Allen smiled. "Hi Komui. What's up? What are you guys doing?"

Komui adjusted his glasses. "Allen . . . do you recall anything that happened last night?"

Allen tilted his head slightly and thought for a moment. "Hmm . . . now that you mention it . . . no I don't. The last thing I remember is celebrating Kanda's birthday. What am I doing here anyway?"

Komui looked at the other scientists in confusion. They glanced quietly at each other before they shrugged and shook their heads. Perhaps it was for the best that they didn't know. Since the Science Division looked like they weren't going to answer his question, Allen walked past them and headed towards the kitchen.

Allen walked to the kitchen and was about to order some food when he noticed an object floating as it was making it's way towards him. It was Kanda's sword, Mugen. It floated in front of Allen and glowed, beckoning Allen to hold it. When Allen was about to grip it he noticed his left hand to be perfectly normal. There was no innocence embedded in his hand. Confused he looked at his hand and back at the sword. He looked back and forth between his and and the sword a few more times before he reached out and grabbed it.

Meanwhile . . .

Kanda was in the showers washing his hair. He was about to scrub himself when he noticed his left arm being a red color with innocence embedded in it. The hell? His eyebrow twitched as he saw Allen's innocence stuck in his hand! He gritted his teeth and clenched his fist. Whoever did this was seriously going to pay.

After seeing the innocence they both had, both exorcists thought about the problem for quite a while. It wasn't too long before they suddenly realized that there was only one person who could be responsible for this.

"KOMUI!"

Komui and the science department were taking a break by eating dango and sipping tea.

"Well . . . all's well ends well I guess." said Reever.

Tapp smiled. "Well I dunno, I thought that it actually turned out quite good."

Komui cheerfully laughed. "I couldn't agree more! Now we have nothing to worry about!"

Before Komui could take a bite of dango, the door burst open with Kanda and Allen panting in the doorway. They looked at Komui furiously and filled the room with killing intent.

"KOMUI!"

Johnny moaned. "Oh no . . . not again."

Author's end note:

So how was it? I'm thinking that this is going to be the end for this fic. This is only meant to be for fun and this was quite short. If more people want me to add more than I could add more chapters but they would be more like bonus chapters. This was fun and I hoped you had a fun time reading this as much as I had a blast writing it. I have several more fanfictions on my profile. If you would like, just go and read those and feel free to tell me what you think of them. On my profile page, I also have summaries of future fanfictions that I'm thinking about working on. I would also like to hear anyone's opinion on those to see what they think of those ideas or if they have any suggestions.