Me: Hey! I own Ouran Host Club!
Hikaru: No, you don't.
Kaoru: Stop lying to people.
Me: Stop, raining on my parade. T^T
Kaoru: PhoenixCS does not own Ouran Host Club-
Hikaru: If she did she'd, we would have made sure she hadn't left the house dressed like that.
Me: You know what, screw you two.
Both Hikaru and Kaoru: Whatever… (Eye rolls)
Me: can you at least give the warning?
Hikaru: Yeah
Kaoru: Sure
Both: Warning: Yaoi If you don't like skip over it.
Me: Thank you!
…
Chapter 6
Wake up, shower, brush teeth, make breakfast, fix bento lunch, dress and walk to school. This was and still is Haruhi Fujioka's morning ritual/schedule. She's been during this every morning since her mother passed ten years ago. It has become so natural that anything different would throw her out of whack. So when she woke up with a Five-star rate western breakfast and her lunch bento prepared, she left like something strange was about to happen today.
Haruhi walked into her small kitchen, the smell of freshly baked pancakes and sizzling bacon and eggs enveloped her sense. At the kitchen, flipping pancakes while simultaneously stirring the bacon and eggs was Harley Jones. Her curly brown hair was down with a light yellow hairband holding back her bangs; she wore a light yellow cotton dress, green slippers and a frilly light yellow apron, and had her usually black mascara, eyeliner, and red lipstick. She looked like the domestic housewife that Haruhi had seen on a 70s' American sitcom once.
"Good morning Haruhi sleep well?" Harley asked nonchalantly like her being in Haruhi's house was normal. Haruhi just gaped. She closed her mouth and blinked a few times. Maybe she was still asleep and this was a dream?
"Breakfast is almost ready, Haru. You can wait in the living room with everyone else," Harley continued as if Haruhi has replied. Haruhi quickly turned and looked into her living room. Inside were Shay, Arely, Violet, and Rose, watching 'SpongeBob Squarepants' in Japanese. Shay was lying on the floor on her stomach, hands tucked beneath her chin, and legs swinging in the air. She wore a baby blue sundress, blue mascara, pink lipstick, and had her hair up in two long pink pigtails. Arely sat, arms warped around her knees, dressed in a white blouse, yellow cardigan, white Capri pants, brown mascara, eyeliner, peach lipstick, and had her blue hair in a low side pony tail with a yellow rose behind her ear. Violet and Rose sat side to side to each other Indian-style. Violet wore a sleeveless yellow cotton dress, a blue cardigan, a chunky yellow necklace, neon pink contacts, pink mascara, pink lipstick and had her brown hair in a French braid. Rose wore her neon pink contacts, pink mascara, pink lipstick the same yellow dress and necklace as Violet but had a yellow cardigan instead of blue. Her hair was also in a French braid but only those who knew about hairstyling could tell that her braid was different from Violet's.
"What are you all doing in my house?' Haruhi asked, not amused.
"Watching SpongeBob, duh," Violet answered.
"Now, shush, Patrick's trying to figure out how to have a staring contest without SpongeBob," Rose said. They returned to the kids' show.
"Good morning, Haruhi," Ariely greeted softly giving the younger girl a smile.
"What 'sup?" Shay greeted, concentrating on the cartoons.
"Can anyone tell me what's going on here?" Haruhi asked, trying to find some sense.
"Harley felt bad that she left you by yourself to change and forgot about you yesterday, so she though making breakfast for you to make it up," Ariely answered, smiling. Haruhi recalled. Yesterday, after she had gotten dressed in the red dress she went to find Harley by the bench, but it was already nighttime, and she got lost in the park. Mori-senpai and Ariely had found her and led her back to the limo, where the others were waiting for her. Speaking of which, what were Ariely and Mori doing alone together?
"What were you and Mori-senpai doing yesterday before you found me?" Haruhi asked bluntly. Arely blushed crimson, and turns away.
"Nothing!" the blue haired girl mumbles quickly. 'That's weird,' Haruhi thought, but before she could question the girl further, someone whipped her around and gave her a bear hug.
"Oh, Haruhi, darling! Will you ever be able to forgive me for how I treated you yesterday?" Harley asked dramatically. She spanned around while still hugging Haruhi.
"Ugh, Harley please stop spinning me. You're making me dizzy," Haruhi groaned. The older brunette let the younger go.
"Buuuuut, Haaaaruuuuhiii! I'm soooryyyy!" Harley wailed, and she extended her vowels.
"Okay, okay, I forgive you, just be quick already," Haruhi said. Harley squealed and hugged her again.
"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" Harley yelled. With each yell she squeezed Haruhi tighter and tighter and tighter.
"C-can't b-b-brea-t-t-h-h!" Haruhi gasped.
"Oops sorry!"
"Yo! Are you done apologizing cause I'm hungry," Violet stated.
"Oh, yeah! Breakfast's ready!" Harley yelled, and pulled out a musical triangle and began to ring it. 'Where did she get the triangle?' Haruhi though as everyone got up and went to the kitchen area to get their plate of bacon, eggs, and pancakes.
"Oh, Haruhi~ what's with all the noise?" Ryoji Fujioka asked as he-she-let's stick with he walked into the kitchen in his working clothes, i.e. cross-dressed. Everyone stopped to look at Ranka.
"Morning, dad," Haruhi greeted bluntly.
"Dad?" Violet and Rose whispered.
"Quiet!" Harley hissed.
"Haruhi, my darling daughter, who are these strange people?" Ryoji asked sweetly with batting a lash.
"These are some friends from school, Harley, Ariely, Shay, Violet, and Rose," Haruhi answered. The five American girls just waved meekly. Ryoji just smiled and pulled Haruhi into a big hug.
"Aww! My darling daughter has girlfriends! This is great! You're no longer wasting time with that blonde idiot!" he praised.
"Dad, stop it," Haruhi complained. While Haruhi and her father were having their moment, the girls were having a discussion.
"Does he remind you guys of anyone?" Shay asked.
"Yeah, he does," Ariely, replied.
"Doesn't ring a bell," Harley objected.
"So he doesn't remind of-" Shay started.
"Tamaki," Violet added.
"Or your older brother," Rose contributed.
"Or maybe yourself," Areily mumbled.
"Is cross-dressing genetic?" Harley wondered. Ryoji's voice interrupted them.
"It's so kind of you to make breakfast," he told the girls.
"It was nothing," Rose said smugly.
"Cooking is like our thing," Violet added, smirking.
"Demons, I did all the cooking," Harley sulked.
"Help yourself to anything, Mr. Fujioka," Shay said.
"Please call me Ranka, and I couldn't I'm already late for work," Ranka said. He picked up his pursue that was hanging from the hook behind the door.
"Bye, Haruhi have a good day at school, bye Haruhi's friends!" He said, waving.
"Bye dad," Haruhi said. With that Ranka left.
"You have a very, er, interesting dad, Haruhi," Ariely said awkwardly.
"I think he's awesome," Harley added. Anyone who didn't care about others' opinions and was willingly to be who they are was great in her book.
"Thanks, I think," Haruhi, said. Everyone went to sit at the kotatsu table, and ate their breakfast. The girls gave Haruhi some time to shower and dress, while Harley finished making their lunches and the other girls washed the dishes. Once everyone was ready, they all stuffed themselves in to the black Honda. Ariely was driving since she was the only one who knew how to drive, and had a license. Harley took her usually spot in the passenger seat while Rose, Shay, Haruhi, and Violet sat in the back seat. Shay sat on Violet's lap to make space. Everyone began to zone out. Haruhi thought about the market sale this afternoon. Violet and Rose were having their usual telepathic conversation. Shay had pulled out a comic book and was reading it thoroughly. Harley and Ariely had fallen deep in thought.
Ariely sighed. What Haruhi had said before about what Mori and her did before they found Haruhi, had spark her memories.
Flashback
Ariely sat on a small meadow in the park. Her finger was intertwined around the stem of a small wild flower. She tugged on it, and pulled it out of the ground. Takashi sat next to her, and she could feel his eyes following her as she played with the small flower. Suddenly, long fingers gently took the wild flower from her hand, and placed it behind her ear. She turned to look at him. Sapphire clashed with dark brown.
"Takashi," she started.
"Yes," he replied.
"Um," she bit her lip nervously. Should she tell him? What if he doesn't return the feelings, and she'll end up looking like a fool.
"Ariely," Takashi said, getting her attention, and as if reading her mind, he continued. "I really like you." Her eyes widen, but he continued. "I like how you can smile for little things. I like how happy you look a when you're drawing or writing, and think that no one is looking at you. I like how whenever you speak; your voice sounds calming and reassuring. And I love how you look at me whenever we're alone." Ariely was gapping now. Not only had he said the most word she or anyone else from him has ever heard, but he just confessed the same feelings that she had for him. Takashi looked strangely nervous as if he was expecting rejection. How silly he is. Ariely pulled herself off the ground, and waited as he stood up as well.
"Arie-" he started, but she cut him off. Ariely kissed Takashi. Her soft pink lips molded perfectly with his rougher pale lips. It was his turn to have wide eyes, but they quickly closed. He pulled her closer; wrapping his arms around her waist as she wrapped her's around his neck. Suddenly, Ariely pulled out from the kiss.
"I like you, too," she smiled. He smiled as well, and gave her a quick chaste kiss.
"May I court you?" he asked. Ariely cocked her head to the side.
"Is that rich people talk for 'Will you be my girlfriend?' If so then yes; I'll be your girlfriend," Ariely answered.
"Thank you," Takashi smiled. They were about to kiss again when they heard someone calling out, a good distance away. They pulled apart when the voice got closer, and Haruhi popped out from the bushes.
"Hi senpais. Do you know where everyone else is?" Haruhi asked awkwardly.
End, Flashback
Ariely sighed again, this time dreamily. She had a boyfriend now, and a very handsome one at that. No one knew though. Well no one expect Harley. She had told the other girl when they retrieved home last night, and the others were asleep. The brunette and squealed and began to jump up and down. It took Ariely half an hour before she could get Harley to stop babbling about being her maid of honor at her wedding. She smiled, and pushed on the gas.
"Whoa, where's the fire?" Rose asked as Ariely went faster.
"Just looking forward to getting to school," Ariely said happily. Harley smiled, and began to hum the wedding march. With a quick jab from Ariely got her to shut up.
Harley went back to staring out of the window. She was trying to clear her mind of the strange dream she had last night after Ariely spoke with her. It was times like these that Harley hated her yaoi obsession. Yes, Harley Jones was a full-blown anime and manga fangirl who loved yaoi. Don't judge; you're an otaku too! If you weren't you wouldn't be reading this. She tried to hide the fact that she thought that Hikaru and Kaoru's routine was kinda hot, but being against it. She blamed Hetalia for corrupting her because that anime was chalked full of homosexuality. Her favorite pairings were yaoi like Russia and America from Hetalia, Watanuki and Domeki from xxxHolic, and Ciel and Sebastian from Black Butler, but sometimes her unhealthy infatuation could bite her in the ass. Like when her subconscious decides to fuck with her. Especially if you see a group of six gorgeous man daily. Two in particular decided to intrude in her dream.
Flashback: Harley's dream
Harley sat in an empty Music Room #3, typing in her laptop when Kyoya and Tamaki entered. They were doing something, but she paid them no attention to them. Harley was pulled away from her typing when Tamaki, of all people, cupped her chin and directed her face to look at him.
"Now, princess, it would best if you paid attention," his voice was smooth and dominant; very unlike him. That's when she noticed what was going on. Tamaki's uniform jacket was off, and his hair was mused. Kyoya was lying on the couch across from her. His jacket was also off, and his black and purple tie was pulled off. He was panting deeply with pink cheeks.
"You might find the show entertaining," Kyoya added sultry. Harley's eyes widen when Tamaki went and straddled Kyoya on the couch. Tamaki's fingers, long and slender from piano playing, unbuttoned Kyoya's shirt, and quickly pulled the unwanted garment off. Kyoya sat up and kissed Tamaki. Harley could see their tongues darting between their mouths. Harley's nose started to bleed. She trued to leave the room via the doors, but they were locked.
"Mommy, it seems our little princess has lost interest," Tamaki slurred. Harley whipped around to face the two boys. Both their shirts were now gone, and Kyoya had already had a hickey on his neck. Tamaki got up, pulling Kyoya up with him.
"Let's spice it up for our princess, Daddy," Kyoya stated, taking off his glasses, and placed it on a table. Harley stood transfixed as the two boys. Kyoya sauntered towards her until he was so close that his nose brushed up against her's. His hot breath smelt of mint. Before she could react, Tamaki hugged Kyoya from behind and started to nip at his neck. Moans escaped Kyoya's mouth as Tamaki became more aggressive.
"Not so rough, Daddy," Kyoya moaned.
"Can't help it, Mommy," Tamaki gasped as he detached his mouth from Kyoya's shoulder. Tamaki's hands went to Kyoya's pants began to open the belt buckle.
"Impatient, are we?" Kyoya chuckled.
"Just trying to put on a show for our princess," Tamaki answered.
"I hope you're enjoying the view, Harley," Kyoya smirked.
Dream End
Harley shivered, and tried to shake of the memory of the dream. It was okay to have Sebastian or Russia or Kaname in your dreams, but once real guys enter your subconscious, that's when you start to worry.
"Harley are you cold? You're shivering," Haruhi asked in concern. 'Dear, innocence Haruhi, how I envy your purity,' Harley thought.
"Yeah, I'm fine," she answered, glumly. She could hear the twins snickering in the back. Everyone except Haruhi knew about her little dream because of her sleep talking. Damn her sleep talking. It will be the end of her.
"We're here!" Ariely announced as she parked the car in the Ouran Academy student parking space (let's just pretend that Ouran has a parking lot, 'kay?). The girls exited the car, and entered the school.
"Thanks for giving me a ride," Haruhi said.
"You're welcome," Shay said cutely.
"Come on Haruhi," Rose said linking her arms with the cross-dressing girl.
"Let's go to class," Violet added, also linking her arms with the small brunette. With that, the three first-years left to their class.
"Well, bye then," Harley deadpanned.
"Ariely," came Takashi deep voice from behind them.
"Takashi!" Ariely exclaimed happily. She turned around, and jumped into his arms. He twirled her around, and planted a kiss on her lips.
"Did you know about this?" Shay asked bewildered to Harley and Honey who had appeared with Mori.
"Yeah, didn't you?" Honey asked sweetly.
"Old news since yesterday, sweetheart," Harley stated. "Tell them that I went to class whenever they come up for air, 'kay?"
"Whatever," Shay said.
"Bye, Harl-chan!" Honey said. Harley saluted them, and turned t leave. After a few flights of stairs and passing the weird painting with the turtle and fish, she reached her classroom. She was early, so the room was deserted.
"You're here early," the last person in the world that she wanted to see, said.
"Eeep!" Harley squeaked as she turned to face Kyoya, dropping her messenger bag during the process.
"Graceful as usual," he mumbled at her antics, pushing up his glasses.
"Well, not everyone can be naturally perfect like you," Harley pouted, and picked up her bag.
"So you think I'm perfect then," Kyoya said smugly.
"Excuse my diarrhea of the mouth," Harley stated.
"Charming," he sneered. Harley did the mature thing and just stuck her tongue out. He rolled his eyes, took his seat, and began to type in his laptop that came out of nowhere. Harley did the same, and began to type in her laptop as well. She logged into the shared bank account that she shared with the other four American girls. This bank account was their only source of money for their stay in Japan. It was a combination of all of their savings as well as a small deposit from Ariely's dad and Shay's grandparents. So far, it had paid for this month's rent, their rental car, all their food, and other necessities. Harley went to check their total. "Total: ¥ 21,025.29" the screen read, and converted in to US dollars is $259.45. Yep, they're financial screwed.
"Shit," Harley mumbled. Kyoya raised an eyebrow, amused. Harley tried to think of ways to get more money, quick. 'Maybe I could, no, that wouldn't work, or maybe nah, Oh idea!' Harley thought. Her face lit up with the prospect of her new ideas, and her eyes traveled to Kyoya. Feeling her stare, Kyoya looked up.
"May I help you?" Kyoya asked, annoyed. Harley got up and went to sit next to him.
"Yes, yes you can," Harley started, and batted her eyes lashes. "You see, I've noticed that a large chunk of the host club's profit goes to paying for necessities like snacks and entertainment," she continued making up everything on the spot. "I propose that you hire my friends and I, for these services."
"And how may I ask will you and your friends provide these services?" Kyoya asked. He closed his laptop and gave Harley his full attention. She was defiantly very amusing when she had her moments.
"Shay might be not be the best with normal meal food, but she's a wonderful baker, Rose and Violet can be waitresses, and Ariely and I can be entertainment. I know how to play piano, guitar, and violin, Ariely can play the flute, clarinet, saxophone, and bass guitar, and we can both sing. Oh, and even Shay can play the drums, Violet plays the guitar, and Rose can play the keyboard. We could be a band once Shay's done baking and Ro and Vi are done waitressing." Harley said in one big breath.
"Okay, you're hired."
"No! You can't reject me that quic- wait a second did you just say okay?"
"Yes, I did, but I have to see if you all are qualified first. You can have a test run today. If you all preform well for today's host club, I'll speak with the rest of the host club to see if you can be hired," Kyoya said professionally.
"Yay! Thank you Kyo-Kyo!" Harley exclaimed, and tackled Kyoya with a hug.
"Kyo-Kyo? What a ridiculous nickname. Now let go of me!" Kyoya complained as he tried to detach Harley from his person. Finally, she let go, and went to sit back in her seat.
"Now all I have to do is wait until the last minute to tell the girls!" Harley said proudly. Kyoya sweat dropped.
"You're an idiot."
"Uh, uh, remember, I'm your idiot."
"Keep dreaming."
"Dream, Kyoya, Waaaah! Why do you taunt me!" Harley wailed as she was reminded of her last night dream, and ran to, what used to be Tamaki's, emo corner, to sulk. Kyoya sighed, and massaged his temple.
"I'm surrounded by idiots."
"But remember, I'm you're idiot, Kyo-Kyo."
"Shut up, and go back to your corner."
…
Me: Yay! Another chapter finished! Good Lord, I'm tired. So anyway, I know I have this bad habit of ending chapters with dialogue, so sue me (don't really sue though).
I have a challenge for all of you, my pretty little readers. You see, for all my OCs there are reasons based on their names. For example, Ariely is named after my close friend Arely who is the inspiration for the character. I picked Violet and Rose because I thought it would be cute because of the "Roses are red, violets are blue" poem and since they're twins. I named Shay, Shay because there's this girl in my class with a little sister named Shay. That's pretty much it for Shay, though. The reason behind Harley's name though is very silly. My challenge is to figure out the odd reason behind Harley's name using this hint.
Unscramble the words:
Piec lmea meti
If you can unscramble the words then you'll know whom I named Harley just because I think that person is awesome.
I know, stupid challenge, but it keeps me entertained. ^U^ Bye!