Me: I'm back! Did you miss me?
Hikaru: No
Me: Damnit! That's it! Hikaru to the corner!
Hikaru: Why?
Me: I'm sick of you. To the corner!
Hikaru: (goes to Tamaki's emo corner)
Me: ….who going to do the disclaimer now? Oh! Tamaki! Get over here! … Please
Tamaki: Of course princess! Phoenix does not own Ouran Host Club. If she did then, Kyoya and I would be legally married, Haruhi would be our adopted daughter, and Mori and Honey senpai would be the godparents.
Kyoya: What?
Honey: Am I the godmother or godfather?
Mori: Godmother
Haruhi: Why are we discussing this?
Me: Hehe….
Chapter 8
"Today's desserts are red velvet cake with cream cheese icing, chocolate cupcakes with marshmallow fluff icing, strawberry cake with vanilla icing, and chocolate chip cookies," Shay announced cutely as she pushed the cake cart from table to table. To each table she gave a platter of each dessert. She stopped at Honey's table.
"Shay-chan! Can I have some cake?" Honey asked adorably. His customers coed behind him.
"Of course Honey," Shay answered and placed a slice of strawberry cake in front of him.
"Thanks!" Honey said, and took a bite of the cake. His eyes lit up.
"Shay! This is so yummy!" he praised. A light blush crept onto Shay's cheeks.
"Thanks, my grandmother taught me how to bake when I was much younger," she told him. Behind the two third-years, where a bunch of the club's customers watching the two cute chibi-like students interact while chanting "kawaii" and "moe."
Meanwhile…
"Today's teas are grape blast and Earl Greg," Violet and Rose informed. Both held tea trays.
"Don't you mean Earl Grey?" Kaoru asked.
"And what's grape blast?" Hikaru added.
"Grape blast is a tea that Rosie and I invented," Violet informed, and place a teacup in front of him.
"Earl Greg is Harley's better version of Earl Grey," Rose said and placed a teacup in front of Kaoru.
"What's in it?" Asked a customer who also held a cup of Earl Greg.
"Why is my tea fizzy?" Asked another customer who had grape blast tea. Violet and Rose gave each other catlike smirks.
"Well, we can't tell you what's in Earl Greg 'cause Harley won't even tell us, but it's edible and tastes great," Violet, said.
"The grape blast fizzles because there's grape soda in it," Rose stated/
"You put soda in tea?" Hikaru and Kaoru asked.
"Of course, who wouldn't?" Violet and Rose said and skipped away together. They left the twin's table with the twins and customers staring at their tea.
"I'm afraid to drink this," Kaoru said. Hikaru took Kaoru's chin, and turn him to look at him.
"Would you drink it for me, Kaoru?" Hikaru asked. They had gotten very close. Their customers squealed in delight.
"I would do anything for you, Hikaru," Kaoru purred with a fake blush on his cheeks. Hikaru picked up his brother's teacup, and placed it to Kaoru's lips. He took a sip. Kaoru's eyes widened.
"This is actually really good," Kaoru stated, and took another sip of the grape blast tea.
"Really?" Hikaru asked and sipped from his Earl Greg tea. Their customers followed their lead. Sounds of agreements filled the table. A few yards away, Violet and Rose stood smirking at each other.
"I knew that they'd like it," Violet said smugly.
Meanwhile…
"Harley-san?"
"Yeah?" Harley turned to face one of the club's customers, but continued to play the piano. The girl had short thin black hair that curled up at the end, and had a lock of hair falling between her light brown eyes. She was dressed in the yellow uniform dress.
"Could you please play something a bit up beat? This songs starting to bore me and some others," the girl said. She looked bored by the current music. Harley smiled; she'd been waiting for someone to say that.
"Of course," Harley agreed. "I almost fell asleep twice while playing this." The girl laughed as Harley quickly finished up the song.
"You're funny, senpai," the girl said. "Can you sing a song from this album?" She handed her a CD case. Harley's eyes lit up when she saw the band name.
"What's your name?" Harley asked. She was surprised to see that the girl knew of this American band.
"Ongaku Suzuki," the girl, Suzuki, answered shyly. Harley gave her a crooked smile, and patted her on the head.
"Give me a second," Harley said, and darted away. Suzuki watched as Harley went to Areily, who also stopped playing her clarinet, and whispered in her ear. Areily nodded, smiled, and went to the backroom. Harley then whistled to get Violet, Rose, and Shay's attention, and motioned them to come to her. The three followed, were told something, and went to the backroom as well. Harley opened the guitar case near by, took out a cherry red electric guitar, and approached the mike stand. Everyone had noticed something was happening, and averted his or her attention to Harley. Shay came out pushing a drum set on wheels. She had taken off her pink chef top and was left in the sleeveless peach dress she wore underneath. Once the drum set was in place Shay took her spot behind the drums. The twins came out next. Both had removed their aprons and skirts. Violet wore a pair of black skinny jeans and was holding a black guitar. Rose wore white skinny jeans, and held a white keyboard guitar. They took their posts on opposite sides of Shay's drums. Areily jumped into the picture with a baby blue bass guitar. Once everyone was set up, Harley began to speak on to the microphone.
"Hey, everyone! Look at me. Whoa! This is loud!" Harley's voice boomed in the clubroom. "I am god!" she said in a deep voice. "Everyone shall wear miniskirts!" Behind her, Shay was rolling their eyes, and the twins were snickering. The customers and hosts just looked strangely at them. "Hehehe, anyway, the girls and I will be playing a little song requested by Princess Suzuki!" Suzuki blushed at the sound of her name. Shay began to drum a fast beat, and the others began to play along. Then Harley began to sing.
"I wear a disguise
I'm just your average Jane
The super doesn't stand for model
But that doesn't mean I'm plain
If all you see is how I look
You miss the SuperChick within
And I christen you titanic underestimate and swim
I've got the rifle gonna be myself
I've got the rifle gonna be myself
I've got the rifle gonna be myself
I've got the rifle gonna be myself
I'll be everything that I want to be
I am confidence in insecurity
I am a voice yet waiting to be heard
I'll shoot the shot, bang, that you hear round the world
And I'm a one-girl revolution [x3]
Some people see the revolution but most only see the girl
I can lose my hard earned freedom if my fear defines my world
I declare my independence from the critics and their stones
I can find my revolution I can learn to stand-alone...
I'll be everything that I want to be
I am confidence in insecurity
I am a voice yet waiting to be heard
I'll shoot the shot, bang, that you hear round the world...
And I'm a one-girl revolution [x3]
I'm a one-girl revolution
I'm a one-girl revolution
And I'm a one-girl revolution
I'll be everything that I want to be
I am confidence in insecurity
I am a voice yet waiting to be heard
I'll shoot the shot, bang, that you hear round the world
Everything that I want to be
I am confidence in insecurity
I am a voice yet waiting to be heard
I'll shoot the shot, bang, that you hear round the world
I'm a one-girl revolution
I'm a one-girl revolution
And I'm a one-girl revolution" The girls all applauded. Tamaki, who was sitting with his customers, had a smile on. The song reminded him of a certain independent brunette that was nearly always on his mind. Suzuki was grinning ear to ear because her favorite song was being played. Harley whipped her head back to look at her friends. Violet winked. Rose gave a peace sign. Shay gave a thumbs-up. Areily just laughed. Harley turned back, and scanned the room. A few girls were coming towards them, and some had their iPods out.
"Excuse me, Harley-senpai, can you sing this song?"
"I'll like to request this."
"Would you play this song?" The bunch of customers began to ask for song requests.
"Um, help?" Harley asked her friends.
"Fuck no," Shay stated bluntly, and began to twirl her drumsticks. Harley rolled her eyes, and turned back to face the customers to find that Violet and Rose had handled it.
"Please form a sing file line in order-" Violet started.
"For us to write down all of your song requests," Rose ended. They had ushered the girls into a line and were taking down requests in a blue composition notebook.
"Well, they're efficient," Hikaru, commented. Kaoru nodded in agreement. The two hosts had migrated towards the girls while the twins were taking requests.
"Of course they're efficient. They're neat freaks, and the only ones who care enough to clean the apartment," Harley said as if it was obvious.
"Really? Why?" Kaoru asked.
"Because they like to have control of something, and cleaning and organization is their thing," Harley answered. Everyone gave her confused looks.
"What she means is, Violet and Rose grew up with seven other siblings so it was hard for them to have control over anything or even space back in their house. So them organization was their only source of control. They'd used to label everything in their room," Areily explained. Hikaru and Kaoru nodded in understanding, donned on thoughtful expressions, and left to return to their customers.
"Why is it that whenever you two talk ya'll sound like Buddha and Confucius?" Shay asked out loud.
"Shut up white trash, I still remember that you took some of my chocolate," Harley grumbled.
"Hey! First of all I'm Danish, and second, you should thank me that I took that away from you fatass," Shay growled.
"Areily~ Shay's ruining my fragile self-esteem… again," Harley whined. The two continued to argue their usually banter, but Areily just rolled her eyes. They were always like this since the day they met. Areily should know; she was the one who broke apart their first catfight. But that's a story for another day because the Authoress's best friend who has been reading this fanfiction has complained that there has been too many flashbacks already, and who is the Authoress to ignore such an observation by her friend. Please note the sarcasm.
The twins had finished, and the customers returned to their hosts. Rose handed Areily the list while Violet pulled Harley and Shay apart.
"Here are all the requests for today," Rose informed. Areily read the list.
"These songs are so girlie. That's coming from me, and I wear tutus," Areily told her awaiting friends. Shay gagged.
"Lame," Shay grumbled, "Why can't we just ignore them?" Suddenly Kyoya appeared behind Harley, causing the brunette to jump and squeal.
"Seriously, dude, warn a sister before you decide to be Batman," Harley growled. Kyoya ignored her.
"Ladies, if you wish to be apart of this host club then you must understand that our first priority is the happiness of our customers. If you refuse to respond appropriately to our customers' needs then your pay will be cut. You must play at least one of these requested songs today," Kyoya stated his glasses flashing dangerously. During his monologue, Harley had picked up and started to sip a teacup that Violet and Rose had left on one of their trays. The twins were using that particular teacup for some experiments. Not like Harley knew that though.
"Yeah, you heard the boy," Harley slurred with a goofy smile. She finished the rest of the teacup in one shot. Everyone gave her a look.
"Um, are you okay?" Areily asked the brunette.
"Fuck yeah, I'm fine, hic, now we got a so-hic-ng to sing," Harley hiccupped.
"Don't care nor do I want to know. Now do your job," Kyoya said, and was about to turn away.
"Aye, aye, Captain Fine Ass," Harley answered, and gave Kyoya's ass a smack. Everyone froze. Then Kyoya cleared his throat, adjusted his glasses, and walked away.
"What was in that teacup?" Shay asked the twins. The identical girls laughed nervously.
"Um, maybe a bit of concentrated vodka and patron," Rose mumbled.
"And maybe some illegal substances," Violet murmured.
"You stole his wallet didn't you?" Areily asked the drunk Harley.
"Hehe, yep, hehe," Harley giggled, and showed her friends Kyoya's Italian leather designer wallet. Areily rolled her eyes.
"We're buying a new car after this," Shay stated. The girls all nodded in agreement.
"Ooh, hic, this song looks, hic, good," Harley, said pointing to the last song on the request list. All the girls put their heads together literally and all looked at the list.
"You're right, but we don't have a DJ set," Shay informed.
"Yeah, but I got the karaoke set on my MP3 player," Rose added.
"But, Har can't sing when she's hiccupping after every third word," Violet stated.
"Whose fault is that?" Areily asked rhetorically. The twins looked at each other sheepishly.
"Areily can sing it, hic," Harley mumbled. Areily went frigid.
"W-what?" Areily asked flabbergasted, and instantly pushed everyone away from her. "I can't sing this song in front of everyone, especially Takashi! It has naughty words!"
"You love rapping songs by Nicki Minaj!" Shay exclaimed.
"Yeah you sing the shower," Violet said.
"In the car, and bus," Rose said.
"We can never get you to shut up," both Violet and Rose said together.
"B-b-but, b-but," Areily stuttered.
"Girl, butts are sitting, hic, or smacking, like Kyoya's," Harley slurred. "Now stop your lip quivering and rap like the black girl you were born to be!"
"Harley Jones, offending people since 1991," Shay, commented.
"You're going to sing this song because," Rose started.
"Hell will freeze over the day we play `Call Me Maybe' and `Friday'," Violet finished. Rose shot her a look.
" 'Hell will freeze over'? Seriously, couldn't you have chosen something better," Rose questioned.
"What did you expect me to say?" Violet shot back.
"Something less vulgar," Rose sneered.
"Sorry! Next time you want me to finish your sentences you got to be prepared to accept what I give," Violet answered.
"Okay can you guys stop? It's getting really bizarre watching you two argue about how to end each other sentences," Shay commanded. Harley had fainted into an alcohol-induced sleep on a plush couch, and Areily was biting her nails and pacing in a circle around Harley's couch. Shay sighed as the twins started bickering again. How did she get into this mess? Once again, this would be a great place to add a flashback, but why upset a 90-pound fourteen-year-old girl who's been nagging you to continue your Hetalia fanfiction when clearly your first priority is to the Ouran Host Club fanfiction! Okay, let's return to the actually story, hehe… Haruhi walked up to them.
"Are you girls going to sing because some customers are getting rowdy," she-er- he asked.
"Give me a second," Shay told her-er-him, (You know what! Fuck it! From now on Haruhi will forever be referred to as a girl no matter how she's dressed!). Shay went and pushed Violet and Rose onto Harley's couch, but not without taking Rose's MP3 player. Then Shay went to Areily.
"Areily," Shay called out.
"Yeah, Shay?" Areily answered.
"Bend down," Shay ordered. Confused, Areily bent down until she was in eye-level with Shay. Slap! Shay smacked Areily.
"Areily."
"Yeah, Shay?"
"Go sing."
"Okay, Shay." Areily took the MP3 player from Shay, hooked it up to the club's sound system, and took the microphone.
"She'll sing now," Shay informed Haruhi. The music started playing, and everyone's attention went to Areily. Areily could feel Takashi's stare on her. Suddenly an idea popped into her head. With a small smile, she began to sing.
"Here's one is for the boys with the booming system
Top down, AC with the cooling system
When he come up in the club, he be blazing up
Got stacks on deck like he saving up
And he chill, he real, he might got a deal
He pop bottles and he got the right kind of build
He cold, he dope, he might sell coke
He always in the air, but he never fly coach
He a muthafuckin trip, trip, sailor of the ship, ship
When he make it drip, drip kiss him on the lip, lip
That's the kind of dude I was looking for
And yes you'll get slapped if you're looking ho
I said, excuse me you're a hell of a guy
I mean my, my, my, my you're like my type of guy,
I mean, you're so shy, and I'm loving your eyes
You're like hotter than the guy with the thing on his tie, oh
Yes I did, yes I did
Somebody please tell him who the F I is
I am Areily Mad; I line them dudes up
Back coupes up, and chuck the blokes up
Boy you got my heartbeat running away
Beating like a drum and it's coming your way
Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom
Boom, badoom, boom bass?
He got that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom
Boom, badoom, boom bass
Yeah that's that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom
Boom, badoom, boom, he got that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom
Boom, badoom, boom, yeah that's that super bass
This one is for the boys in the Polo's
Rich ass bastards in their limos
He could ball with the crew; he could solo
But I think I like him better when he dolo
And I think I like him better with the fitted cap on
He ain't even gotta try to put the mac on
He just gotta give me that look, when he give me that look
Then the panties coming off, off, unh
Excuse me; you're a hell of a guy
You know I really got a thing for Japanese guys
I mean, sigh, intelligent eyes
I can tell that you're in touch with your silent side, oh
Yes I did, yes I did
Somebody please tell him who the F I is
I am Areily Mad; I line them dudes up
Back coupes up, and chuck the blokes up
Boy you got my heartbeat running away
Beating like a drum and it's coming your way
Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom
Boom, badoom, boom bass?
He got that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom
Boom, badoom, boom bass
Yeah that's that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom
Boom, badoom, boom, he got that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom
Boom, badoom, boom, yeah that's that super bass
See I need you in my life for me to stay
No, no, no, no, no I know you'll stay
No, no, no, no, no don't go away
Boy you got my heartbeat running away
Don't you hear that heartbeat coming your way?
Oh it be like, boom, badoom, boom
Boom, badoom, boom bass
Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom
Boom, badoom, boom bass?
Boy you got my heartbeat running away
Beating like a drum and it's coming your way
Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom
Boom, badoom, boom bass?
He got that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom
Boom, badoom, boom bass
Yeah that's that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom
Boom, badoom, boom, he got that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom
Boom, badoom, boom, yeah that's that super bass"
Shay smirked. She knew Areily would sing, and the revised lyrics were a nice touch. Areily smiled and blushed at the customers' applauds. Shay noticed Areily make eye contact with someone. Then Areily quietly exited to the backroom. Quickly, Mori discreetly followed her, but not discreetly enough since Shay noticed. She followed them, and opened the door.
During the short time it took Shay to get to the door, Takashi and Areily had lip locked, and Areily managed to get his tie and jacket off. The two froze when Shay opened the door.
"Okay, so Areily came in here a virgin right?" Shay asked innocently with her cutesy voice. Mori and Areily nodded meekly.
"Great, now she better leave here a virgin or else I'll cut your balls and dick off," Shay warned in a grave tone. Mori quickly nodded.
"Shay! You can't just thre-" Areily exclaimed
"And I'll sew your vagina shut too," Shay cut her off, and slammed the door shut. 'My work here is done,' Shay thought, and returned to handing out treats and cake.
…
Me: Well, that's another chapter… Now let's answer last chapter's fan mail!
Hikaru: You mean the reviews?
Me: … Maybe
Kyoya: Idiot
Me: SILENCE! Now, first letter-
Hikaru: Review~
Me: is from Synk. A girl's bra is a candy bag!
Haruhi: Next is from Wonderwomanbatmanfan. Thanks for saying so.
Harley: Momobear9898 I put my cell and keys there when I don't take my purse out with me. ; D
Kaoru: tokiluv here she updated.
Areily: Kibalover1998 Mori is aw. =w=
Tamaki: chance1612 I apologize that the chapter ended at the good part, but here's another chapter, cutie lady!
Kyoya: How do you know if chance1612 is a woman?
Tamaki: O_O Fine! Cutie lady or handsome gentleman then.
Shay: NorwegianOtaku Thank you so much for being hanging on to this story!
Mori: DontMessWithAFangurl…Okay.
Honey: WickedSweet123 Okay! Nix-chan updated! : D
Me: Sunshyn55231 Aw, your review made my day. Yes, they are going to go on another group date, but I'm also thinking about doing individual dates as well for the most obvious pairings *cough* Mori and Areily *cough* Rose and Kaoru *cough*
Shay: I want to say something! Let's just say that Haruhi is 5'2 and since Honey is shorter than her, he's just 5 foot, and that makes me 4'10, okay!
Rose: Review more so we'll answer them again.
Violet: And maybe it will motivate Nix to get off her fatass and write more.
Me: T^T MY own characters mock me as if Hikaru wasn't enough.
*Important Information: Going back a few chapters when I did that unscramble game about Harley's name: The reason why the answer was epic meal time was because I watched some of the videos on YouTube when I found out that the host's name was Harley. I didn't know Harley was a name until the guy introduced himself as Harley. I loved the name so much that I decided that I have to use in my writing, and I did. That is the full story of Harley's name. The End. Wait one more thing. In this chapter I put Harley's birth year as 1991. If you subtract 17 years from 2008, which is what I believe, is when Ouran High School Host Club came out, you'll get 1991.