Shadow of the Opera Bloopers Chapter 5

Done by ZairaDrayan/ckaira77

"Okay! Chapter 5! Scene six! Driving me nuts here! Are we almost done with this?!" cried Sonic walking into the room with his Sonic Boom redesign. Everyone else had to smirk.

"I can't believe that you forgot!" Tails exclaimed.

"How many scenes today?" asked Shadow still minorly annoyed from the day before.

"Scene six is really short, scene seven is even shorter, but scene eight is pretty long. So, because we can't be here all day, we're just going to do the two really short scenes and the really long one tomorrow. Doable?" asked Zaira.

"Fine," Espio said. That would mean that he and Vector would be allowed to leave due to not being in those scenes. Sonic wouldn't either, but he had to stay to get turned back to his normal self. Vanilla, Metal Sonic, some extras, Shadow, and Amy would be the only ones needed. Tails, Knuckles, and Rouge wouldn't be needed also.

They all went back to filming before Sonic could get changed back, however.

"Oh come on!" Sonic yelled.

Shadow had looked over his lines and noticed a problem in the last chapter if you can remember. He approached Zaira with the problem.

"What am I supposed to do about this? This is a K+ rated story. I can't say stuff like this at Amy and have it not be rated T," Shadow explained.

"Can you make up not as harsh words, but still be mad. Your face is supposed to be so messed up that if anyone were to remove it, you would be forever shamed by it."

"Again, thanks for making me feel better…," Shadow said sarcastically.

Take 1

Amy woke up on the bed. She looked around and remembered that she had come here with Shadow. She stood up from the bed and looked out at Shadow.

I remember there was mist.

swirling mist upon a vast, glassy lake.

There were candles all around

and on the lake there was a boat,

and in the boat, there was a man…

Shadow had barely noticed her getting up from the bed. He was too busy playing the organ with fierce concentration. Actually, he was flailing and failing as he tried to play it.

"Shadow, do you even know how to play the organ?" asked Amy.

"No…," Shadow admitted.

Well, maybe I could teach you!" Amy chirped.

"Uh… No thanks. I'd prefer lessons from no one," Shadow replied trying to keep a good mood rather than snapping.

"Well, that's not exactly going to work. I could either teach you myself, hand you off to Pinky Pie to teach you, or get Amy to teach you," Zaira said. Shadow rolled his eyes.

"Great… I'll have the director teach me…," Shadow growled.

"Yay."

"Do you know how to play the organ?" asked Amy.

"I never had lessons, but I'm a Drayan. I can teach myself with magic!" Zaira replied. "Do you know how to play the organ?"

"Not much… I can play the piano!" Amy said sheepishly.

"Has anybody ever played the organ before?!" asked Zaira.

Nobody said anything. Zaira sighed. She was the only one who could teach herself in ten seconds and then teach Shadow. An idea popped into her head.

"Hang on a sec…," she said to Shadow.

Zaira closed her eyes. She stood silently for a second and didn't move. She opened her eyes and walked closer to Shadow. Zaira whacked him in the head. The impact sent Shadow flying about two feet away from the wall of the room. Stars flew around his head.

"Okay! What was that about?!" demanded Sonic Boom Sonic.

"I taught the organ to myself. I had to whack the information into his head. How else was I supposed to do it?" asked Zaira.

Shadow was still dazed. He tried to get a good view of reality, but it never worked. He suddenly knew all that there was to know about organs. Pipe organs, church organs, reed organs, you name it. He pounced on the organ and played the Phantom of the Opera main theme on it. He played it so perfectly that it sent chills down Sonic's spine.

"I-It's amazing!" Amy cried.

"A true work of art!" Vanilla agreed.

Metal Sonic said something in his robotic language that nobody could understand. It was probably a compliment…

Take 2

Amy slowly approached Shadow who was playing the organ. She ran her fingers over his face.

Sonic kept quiet because he didn't want to get into any hotter water. He was already up to his neck in trouble.

Amy snatched the mask from Shadow's face and Shadow stood up in alarm. He happened to glance in a mirror when he stood up. Everyone else who weren't on the stage couldn't see it, but he discovered how horrible his appearance really was. He choked for a second and he could feel his throat constrict. His breathing seemed to be a little thrown off and he became dizzy. The black hedgehog passed out on the ground.

"Shadow, you're such a drama queen! In this case, a drama king!" Amy snapped.

Shadow opened his eyes and Sonic smirked.

"FAKER!" Sonic chirped.

Metal Sonic glared at the blue hedgehog and Sonic piped down. One lesson he learned, never make Metal Sonic mad unless if you're having a good day. Sonic wasn't having a good day.

Take 3

Shadow sprang to his feet in alarm. He hissed at Amy angrily. Amy almost shrieked at how scary Shadow could be. He began to yell at her.

BURN YOU!

You little prying Pandora!

You little demon, is this what you wanted to see?!

Amy stumbled backward and was breathing heavily. Shadow went at her with all he had.

Curse you!

You little lying Delilah!

You little viper!

now you cannot ever be free!

Burn you…

Curse you…

"Okay, Shadow… Take a chill pill! She was only curious and going by a script!" Sonic told the dark hedgehog.

"Yeah, but I'm hideous! Like you when in your werehog form," Shadow replied.

"Hey, at least I got that problem fixed. I don't want to be a fluffy, stiff-legged, monster anymore, but it was fun while it lasted. Sort of…," Sonic answered.

Take 4

Shadow finally calmed down a little and looked over at Amy huddled in the corner. She was still staring at him in horror, fear, and regret. Shadow approached her again.

Stranger than you dreamt it

can you even dare to look or bear to think of me:

this loathsome gargoyle, who burns in hell,

but secretly yearns for heaven,

secretly. secretly.

But, Amy.

Fear can Turn to love you'll learn to see,

to find the man behind the monster:

this. repulsive carcass, who seems a beast,

but secretly dreams of beauty,

secretly. secretly.

Oh, Amy.

"Shadow's trying to be lovey again…," Sonic sighed trying not to be surprised. He had gotten used to it for the most part. He was sure Shadow did too, but it was still sort of odd for both of them.

"Shadow and Amy in an underground lair," Silver chirped.

"With Shadow yelling his head off," Sonic finished.

"We're almost done with the scene. Then, we'll do another really short one. Metal isn't going to have a very good day in the future…," Zaira mumbled.

Metal Sonic looked at Zaira cautiously and took a step away.

Take 5

Amy gave Shadow back his mask. Shadow puts it back onto his face and almost collapsed with relief. The sweat drop on the side of his head gave away his relief though…

"Shadow, try not to look relieved."

Take 6

Shadow took the mask back and put it on his face. He then helped her to her feet.

"Come, we must return those two fools who run my theatre will be missing you."

End Scene

"Alright, that's a wrap. I've got to turn Sonic back to normal because if I don't, he might explode," Zaira said looking over at Sonic.

Sonic held up his phone and pressed a button. Everybody heard it make beeping noises like it was going to explode. It was an app made to sound like a bomb. Zaira slowly laughed sarcastically.

"Come on Sonic. We have to change you back before it's not only you who explodes," Amy told him. She dragged him away. Zaira followed.

"Do I have to stay here for a scene I'm not even in?" asked Shadow to Metal Sonic.

The robot shrugged. He couldn't talk. What was he supposed to say?

"I figured…," Shadow answered.

"Go hang out with the director who's changing Sonic back to normal," Vanilla suggested.

Shadow shrugged and walked off. He went into the room Sonic was getting changed back in. Shadow leaned against a button on accident because he was bored. A pink dust started floating around in the machine. Zaira and Amy looked at each other and then at Shadow. At first, they were going to scream, but then they started laughing! Shadow turned around and realized his mistake. He couldn't help but snicker.

When the doors opened, Sonic appeared wearing a pretty white dress and had long eyelashes. There was a ponytail in his hair and he was a lighter blue. His nose got shrunk down to the size of Amy's nose and his shoes were boots. Sonic noticed that he was wearing pink lipstick of all things and makeup. Sonic's face turned pale for a second. There was only one way to really tell.

"Am I-? Am I-? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" Sonic squealed at the top of his lungs. His voice was a lot higher. It was clear now. He was turned into a girl.

Amy, Zaira, and Shadow were laughing their heads off. They hadn't seen something so hilarious in years. They thought it was a shame that Sonic didn't like it as much.

"Sonic, you're a girl!" Amy cried over and over trying to breathe.

"So, where's your speed now?!" demanded Shadow.

"Hm…," Sonic thought for a second. There was an idea bubbling in his- er- her mind. She dashed off towards Shadow and tackled him!

"SHADOW! I thought you'd never admit how much you liked me! I also never knew how handsome you are… I can now see things I never could before… Will you be my boyfriend?!" asked Sonic excitedly.

"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! Zaira, change him back to normal! I don't want to end up marrying the faker!" Shadow pleaded.

"Yes! I'll do that!" Zaira said quickly.

Zaira pried Sonic off of Shadow and put the light blue hedgehog back into the machine. The doors shut with Sonic within it. After a few seconds, the doors opened again with Sonic back to his normal self. Zaira, Shadow, and Amy all sighed in sync.

"At last! I am so happy! I don't want to be curled up in a corner muttering to myself in terror anymore! Thank you!" Sonic cried.

"It's a good thing he's a guy now…," Amy said to herself.

"Agreed."

They each left the room. Metal Sonic was looking over a rope in with the props. He picked it up and began to mess with it. Vanilla walked in. She stared at Metal Sonic who dropped the rope and kicked it behind him when he saw that she was watching.

"You know, I actually came to tell you that we'll be needing that rope," Vanilla explained.

Suddenly Metal Sonic remembered why. He nodded and picked it back up. The robot walked back onto the set. All the other extras who were ballerinas were there as well.

"Oh, I see you're all ready. In that case, places!" Zaira yelled.

Take 1

Metal Sonic mysteriously appears, a length of fabric serving as a cloak, and a piece of rope as the Punjab lasso. He is showing off to the ballet girls. They giggle when he speaks to them.

"Like yellow parchment is his skin. A great black hole served as the nose that never grew…," Metal Sonic told them. The girls shrieked with pleasure.

"How insulting…," Shadow mumbled.

"Metal, you should know better than to insult Shadow!" Amy snapped.

"Now you're also defending the Faker?!" demanded Sonic.

"What? He's my friend. It's not like I'm going to marry him!" Amy replied.

The two of them looked over at Shadow. They caught him smirking to himself for no real reason. He said something to himself.

"Ah yes, the Punjab Rope. My weapon to inflict fear upon the world…," he said.

Sonic didn't know why, but those horrible words sent chills down his spine. The Punjab Rope… Why did it feel like it really would be the instrument to bring fear and pain. It was a noose! That was why!

Take 2

Metal Sonic wraps the rope around one of the ballet girls and she giggles again as Metal Sonic demonstrates how to avoid being caught. Keep your hands at the level of your eyes…

"You must always be on your guard, or he'll catch you with his magical lasso!" Metal Sonic explained to them.

"Now I'm magical?" asked Shadow.

"Shadow's a witch!" Sonic yelled.

"Am I a good witch or a bad witch?" asked Shadow.

"I'm the good witch! You're the bad witch!" Sonic snapped.

"I guess that works out well then!" Shadow said almost excitedly. He left and returned with a bucket of water. He dumped it on Sonic who screamed again.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHH! I hate water! I hate water! What a world! What a world!" Sonic screamed.

Sonic pretended he had melted and was laying down on his face on the ground. Shadow grinned to himself. Sonic looked up at him in annoyance.

"Not cool Shadow!" Sonic whimpered.

Take 3

Vanilla walks into the room and looks rather displeased with Metal Sonic. She grabs the lasso from him and gives the robot a hard, cold stare.

Those who speak of what they know

find, too late, that prudent silence is wise.

Metal Sonic, hold your tongue.

Hold your hand at the level of your eyes!

She yelled this and wrapped the rope around his head. She glared at him as if she were going to suffocate him, but didn't. The Shadow of the Opera would have to deal with him…

End of Scene

"Alrighty! We're done!" Zaira cheered.

"That's it? Wow," Sonic exclaimed.

"Finally! It's over we can all go home!" Shadow yelled running out the door.

"I've never been so rough in my life…," Vanilla said.

Metal Sonic threw the rope off of him. He looked at Vanilla and shuddered. He made a note to himself to never mess with her.

"Well, I guess that we'll be back tomorrow!" Amy told Zaira leaving the room with everyone other than Zaira.

"Okay, things you should know, I'll be working on Sonic Wings of Fire next and then do the Sonic Hawaii story. After that'll be the Shadow Hercules story. That will be when I get back to this. I've got a lot of work ahead of me, so I'd better take advantage of any spare time I've got. Hope you enjoyed!"