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Me: Wow, you did the disclaimer without me nagging you.

Hikaru: I wanted to get your mindless blabber in the beginning of the chapter over with.

Me: Why you little B-

Hikaru: If you haven't noticed Phoenix took ten times longer to update than usual, and that's simply because, she's a bitch.

Me: Hey! Well you're a motherfu-

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Chapter 10

Harley, Kyoya, and David were in the girls' small green and white apartment. Kyoya sat at one of the white kitchen chairs while Harley sat indian-style on the couch, staring at her feet. David was pacing back and forth as he talked to himself in hushed whispers and made strange hand motions and gestures.

"Is your brother alright?" Kyoya asked Harley. Before Harley could respond, David spoke.

"Do not speak to my precious, innocent baby sister you attractive, adolescent male," David exclaimed, pointing accusingly at Kyoya. 'Is it even possible to have more than two Tamaki's in Japan without the world exploding?' Kyoya thought.

"David! Don't be like that! Kyoya's my friend," Harley protested. 'Hoping to be more than a friend, but I can wait,' Kyoya thought.

"B-b-but! My innocent sister shouldn't be making friends with the opposite gender!" David exclaimed, crossing his arms and pouting. Harley got off the couch, and went to hug him.

"It's okay Davey-bear," Harley comforted. David hugged her tightly.

"I just don't want my baby sister to be a mommy too early!" he wailed. Harley's face froze, and stepped back.

"Whoa, whoa, and whoa," Harley stated dramatically. "I'm still a virgin." 'Not if I can help it,' Kyoya thought, smugly. What? Did you forget that he was still here?

"You know I worry about you, ya know?" David said seriously, gripping Harley's shoulders. Maybe they did forget Kyoya was still there.

"I know, but you have to realize that I'm a big girl now, and I can handle myself," Harley told him.

"Yeah, you're right. It's just hard seeing you so independent," David said then hugged his sister. "I missed you, Har-bear." Yep, they completely forgot that Kyoya was still there.

"I missed you too, Davey-bear," Harely added, and returned the hug. Kyoya just sat their awkwardly as the two sublings continued to hug. Finally, the two brunette ended their embrace. David then turned to Kyoya.

"So, you've been the guy looking after my Har-bear," David said to Kyoya. Kyoya smiled and stood up. He had on the same look that he would give Ranka or any othe adult whenever he wanted something. In this case that something was Harley.

"Why yes, it's a pleasure to meet you," Kyoya greeted. They both shook hands.

"Strogn grip, good," David observed. He looked Kyoya in the eye for a second before releasing his hand. "Full name? Age? Class ranking? What do you have to with my Harley? Plans after highschool?" David interrogated, changing character in a split second.

"Kyoya Ootori, seventeen years old, 1st and tied with Harley, we're in the same homeroom and after school club, and I plan to take over my father's company after high school," Kyoya answers, his confident smile never wavering. David gave him one more look over.

"You'll make sure she doesn't kill herself or anyone else?" David asked finally.

"I'm still her you know!" Harley fumed. They were talking like she wasn't even in the room.

"Of course," Kyoya replied. David's serious facade melted into a wide smile, and he pulled Kyoya into a tight hug.

"I approve!" David exclaimed and released Kyoya. Kyoya just kept the same smile on his face. 'Why do I feel like David just gave me away?' Harley thought, 'Now all I need is a dowry.'

Before any one else could do anything, the door busted open.

"WE'RE HERE!" Shay exclaimed as she entered the apartment. At her side was Honey, who had a box of cake because he can't go anywhere without his cake and Shay agrees. Behind them was Ariely and Mori, who held hands. Rose and Kaoru were next, carrying a couple of shopping bags. Next entered Tamaki who was dragging along Haruhi. Finally behind them was a verypissed off Violet and an annoyed Hikaru.

"OH MY GAWD! IT'S DAVID!" Rose yelled. She ran, and latched onto David's leg.

"FUCK YEAH!" Violet yelled, her bad attitude quickly disappeared. She latched onto David's other leg.

"DADDY DAVID!" Shay screamed and jumped onto David's back.

"Hi David," Areily greeted happily. She hugged him, and he returned the hug. Harley pouted and decided to hug David's side. You're tripping if you think that Harley's just gonna let herself not be included.

"Haha hey girls, I missed you all," David said.

"We missed you too David," the girls chorused. The other boys excluding Tamaki and Kyoya started to feel the presence of the little green monster called jealous. Well, of course they would seeing as David is extremely attractive with his European and American features, stunning green eyes, curly dark brown hair, dimples, and tall, muscular stature. And the fact that he did have five girls hanging off him at the moment, and the other boys did not that their feeling were platonic. God, I missed writing this story.

"Hello, who are you?" Hone asked, trying to stay cute, but this guy had his Shay-chun on his back.

"Hi there! I'm David, Harley's older brother," David greeted.

"And my big bro!" Shay exclaimed.

"Our's too," Violet and Rose added.

"Brother," Areily whispered gently.

"NAH, BITCHES, HE'S MINE, BIOLOGICAL AND ALL THAT SHIT!" Harley yelled.

"GUUURRLL! I'LL CUT YOU!" Shay exclaimed.

"There, there girls," David smiled politely. "Come let's all sit down and introduce ourselves correctly." The girls detached themselves from David. Everyone went to find a place to seat. Violet, Rose, Shay, and Honey sat crossed legged on the floor. Hikaru, Kaoru, Mori, and Areily sat at in the kitchen chairs. Haruhi, Tamaki, Kyoya, and Harley sat in the couch. David stayed standing.

"Well," Harley started. "That," she pointed at David, "is my big brother David, if you haven't noticed the resemblence." It was true. Both siblings looked a lot alike from their green eyes, glossy dark curls, and european features.

"Where are you guys from?" Hikaru asked out of the blue.

"'Merica," Harley answered. "Duh."

"No, like ethnically," Kaoru said.

"Oh well, Harley and I are part Romanian and part American," David answered.

"Me and Rose are Columbian," Violet stated.

"Like Shakira~," Rose mumbled.

"I'm half Bulgarian and half Canadian," Ariely added.

"And I'm Danish, and fucking proud of it," Shay announced.

"Now that we got that out of the way," Harley started. "David, this is Kyoya, you've already met him," she gestured to Kyoya, "that's Mori, Ariely's new boyfriend and Mr. Tall, Dark, and Silent," Areily gestured to Takashi, who nodded. David made a mental note to interrogate the tall boy in private.

"That's Hikaru and Kaoru," Violet and Rose gestured to the twins, pointing to each twin with their correct names. "This is Honey," Shay pointed to Honey, who waved sweetly to David. "This cutie pie is Haruhi," Harley pointed to Haruhi, who smiled politely.

"Oh my fucking god, she is cute. Can she be my daughter?" David asked looking at Haruhi like she was a doll. 'Oh my lord not again,' Haruhi thought as Tamaki jumped out of his seat.

"Excuse me, Harley's brother! But Haruhi is already my daughter!" Tamaki exclaimed, striking a pose.

"And that's Tamaki," Harley mumbled. David shot up and stood up against Tamaki. David towered over Tamaki by a good six inches. Tamaki cowered back as he met David's dark, cold.

"Well then," David stated serious. Everyone went silent as an eerie feeling settled into the apartment. 'God no, don't let that happen again,' Harley thought dreadfully.

"I just have to," David started, narrowing his eyes at Tamaki. Tamaki let at an unaudioble whimper.

"Be her big brother instead!" David exclaimed cheerfully with a big goofy smile appearing on his face. The tense mood was quickly killed and replaced with a more light hearted one. Tamaki smiled.

"Deal!" Tamaki agreed and shook hands with David.

"I like this kid," David commented. Everyone laughed at the two young men's similarities.

"I know that all of you would like to chat some more, but it's getting late and we all have school tomorrow," Kyoya stated being the voice of reason as always. Everyone mumbled in agreement. Soon the boys and Haruhi had left to go home, leaving the girls and David in the apartment. They got ready for bed.

"I'll sleep on the couch," David said kicking off his shoes.

"If you insist," Shay said and dived into bed. Harley rolled her eyes, and got an extra sheet, blanket, and pillow for her brother.

"G'Night, Dave," Violet said and went to bed.

"Yea, night," Rose mumbled and plopped into bed.

"Sweet dreams," Ariely said sweetly, and snuggled into bed. Harley smiled at her friends and then turned to David.

"Sleep tight," she said as she hugged him tightly. He hugged her back and smiled.

"Don't let the bed bugs bite," he responded. Then he kissed her on her forehead.

"Lithuania," Harley mumbled, smiling.

"And England," David added, also smiling.

"Russia."

"China."

"Iceland."

"Brazil."

"And maybe Japan," they said the last part together. With one last hug, the two siblings went to their separate beds.

...

The next morning, Areily was the first to wake up. She got out of bed and stretched. Looking around, she noticed that Harley was not in their make-shift double bed with the rest of the girls. She peered over to the green couch, and wasn't surprised to see Harley curled up next to her brother. She must have gotten over there during the night. The brown haired girl looked so adorable asleep. All here stress and worry was wiped clean, especially curled next to her big brother, making her look so fragile and innocent. In order to preserve the rare sight, Areily took out her digital camera and took a picture of the sleeping siblings.

"No, David that's my ice cream," Harley mumbled in her sleep. Areily giggled quietly.

According to the clock, they had three more hours until school started, and one more hour before everyone else would wake up. Deciding to spend her alone time wisely, Areily pulled out her sketchbook and pencil. She made herself comfortable on the ground. Her hand flew across a blank page of the sketchbook before she knew what she was doing. It was as if her hand had a mind of its own and decided it was going solo on this one.

Soon, Areily began to see what she was drawing. A light blush warmed her cheeks when she realized that it was a who that she was drawing. On the paper was a rough sketch of Takashi. A smile formed on her lips as she remember his dark but caring eyes and strong embrace.

It was just breathtaking being with him. To outsiders, it may seem that their relationship was boring and silent, but it was anything but. Whenever she was with him, she felt like she was on cloud nine. Takashi was just so him. So quiet yet he always knew what to say to her. His hugs made her feel like she was the safest that she'll ever be. Just sitting by him made her happy. And when he looked at her with those warm dark eyes, she couldn't help but smile. He completed her, and she would be an idiot not to realize that. Although they've only been dating for a short time, she couldn't help but imagine creating a family and growing old with him.

Time past, and Ariely stopped to look down at her drawing. There was a detailed outline of Takashi on the paper, begging to be shaded and colored. She looked at the clock. She had twenty minutes before everyone else would wake up. Enough time for her to shower quickly and get dressed.

...

Areily exited the bathroom dressed and ready for the day. Just as she did, the alarm clock went off. Harley rolled off the couch with a loud thump as David rolled over slightly.

"David! You're fatass pushed me off," Harley groaned.

"Sorry, sis," he mumbled and buried his head in his pillow.

"Morning mermaid, you're looking cute today," Harley observed, standing up. Ariely blushed. She was wearing a pair of skinny jeans, a yellow tank top, baby blue cardigan, cord wedges, and yellow bangles. Her hair was down with a yellow hair band and she wore pink lipstick and blue mascara.

"Too cute," David stated, looking up. "I'm gonna have to have a little chat with this Mori guy. Got to make sure he's treating our little mermaid right."

"You don't have to do that. He's a good guy," Ariely said softly. She grateful though. It was nice having a father figure to look after her.

"And he's also a kendo champion," Harley added, as she started to make coffee at the kitchenette.

"Like I said a little chat, and I'll bring a protective groin cup," David told them thoughtfully. The girls laughed.

"SHUT UP, GODDAMNIT! YOU ALL WILL BURN IN HELL YOU SOULESS BASTARDS! I HOPE YOU THE DEMON BUTT FUCKS YOU UNTIL YOU BLEED!" Shay yelled from bed.

"Shay's up," Harley stated as she handed a mug of coffee to Areily and one to David who had sat up.

"That's nice," David replied sipping his coffee.

"DON'T WORRY! WE'LL GET HER FATASS OUT OF BED!" The twins yelled. There was a loud groan, and the three watched Violet and Rose drag a kicking Shay to the bathroom.

"NOOO! MY BED! MY BEAUTIFUL BED! ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKING BITCHES! I HOPE YOU GET RAPED WITH A RUSTY PIPE AND BLEED TO DEATH! SOMEONE GET ME SOME MOTHERFUCKING CHOCOLATE ALREADY YOU BASTARDS!" That was Shay by the way.

...

Everyone had gotten ready including David. They all sat at the kitchen table eating a breakfast of oatmeal and coffee (chocolate for Shay). Speaking of Shay, she was wearing a baby blue tutu, black tee-shirt, striped blue and white socks, and blue converses. Her hair was in two low curly pigtails, and she wore just pink sparkly lipgloss. Since we're already taking clothes, the twins were both were yellow skinny jeans, and blue uggs. Violet wore a black tee shirt while Rose wore a white one. Both had their pink contacts on, wore blue lipstick, and had their light brown hair in high ponytails. By the way, Harley was wearing a dark blue knee length dress with black long sleeves and a square neckline, blue ankle boots, and a silver necklace. Her her was down in loose glossy curls, and she wore her usually cherry red lipstick and black mascara. Let's just mention that David was wearing a pair of dark jeans, a green Jack Wills hoodie, and brown vans. Yeah, everyone's probably tired of my clothes descriptions now.

"So, I'll drop you guys off at school, and I'll take the car to do some errands," David stated.

"What errands?" Rose asked.

"Important errands, but I'll be back to pick you guys up after school," he replied.

"We have the Host Club after school," Harley told him.

"Okay, I'll just stop by and see this club of yours, if that's okay," he said.

"Yeah, I'm sure the boys would be find with it," Violet said.

"This is great and all but we're gonna be late," Shay stated.

"Yeah, and I have morning detention," Rose commented.

"Don't even want to know," David responded.

The girls and David left the flat and entered their new silver mercedes.

"Wow, nice car," David said. "Where and how did you get it?" The girls looked at each other nervously.

"Um, well you see, funny story," Harley stuttered.

"Kyoya bought it for us," Shay said quickly. They looked at her like she grew a second head.

"Well technically he kinda did," Ariely added.

"If Ariely says it then I believe it," David said, ending the conversation. They drove off to the large pink school known as Ouran Academy. David seemed to almost kick them out.

"Byebye! Have a good day, don't talk to strangers, say no to coke, and crack is wack!" David told them quickly then drove off like a mad man.

"God, I missed him," Harley said with a crooked smile on her face.

"Yeah, 'cause one nutcase isn't enough," Shay stated, rolling her eyes.

...

Me: So you guys probably hate me and shit and I'm like super sorry.

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