Hey there! Here's my next chappie, as promised!
Bubble: disclaimer, please...
Me: if I owned SRMTHFG, it would have 93 seasons, 25 movies...OH, LET'S JUST GET IT OVER WITH!(I'm lazy) I don't own SRMTHFG. And bubble,thanks for-
Bubble: reminding you about the disclaimer? Don't worry about that,sis!
Me: no, I wanted to thank you for kickin' ash off my chair before he does something...And SPARKY!
Bubble: :-)
Sprx: did ya call me? I'm busy getting massage..you know, to get ready for the torture.
Ash: with whose money are you exactly doing that, sprx? (Whistles and moves away from the scene)
Sprx: I dunno... I found a black sling bag with the hyperforce symbol on it and I used da money up for a nice foot massage!
Me:( smoke comes from ears and I turn red) You...YOU USED UP MY MONTHLY ALLOWANCE! I WAS PLANNING TO USE IT TO BUY A COVER FOR MY IPHONE! (Snaps fingers and a giant mallet appears)
Me: one,two,three,four,five... Hey, where is the sixth monkey?
Chiro: if you mean mandarin, then...(pauses) Wait, did you count me in as a monkey?
Me: yes, monkey boy, DEAL WITH IT!... SPARKY, MOVE YOUR BUTT OVER HERE,WE'VE STARTED THE SHOW!( nova giggles)
Sprx: sheesh...I'm coming...I fixed an appointment at the saloon for a massage!
Me: you can thank me for hooking you up with massages. Anyway, audiences have voted chiro to go first today.
Nova: YYAAAYYYY!
Monkey team:(minus Nova) *anime sweat drop*
Gibson: (whispers to Nova) you better be careful around her... Once we are done with this preposterous show, we'll drag her to the SR and maybe I can run a few tests on her and find out what's wrong with her brain...
Nova: (not paying attention to Gibson) Alexis, can I choose both dare AND truth?
Me: yeah, sure! Okay chiro, truth for you- WHEN ON THE FREAKIN' SHUGGAZOOM ARE YA PLANIN' TO START SEASON 5?!
Chiro:( scratches chin deep in thought) hmmmm... Well, SK is off to Florida, and took Mandarin with him, saying he needed someone to apply sun tan lotion on his butt, all our allies have lost their voice, jinmay is off to Bahamas with her friends to get their hair and nails done which they've lost during the war.
Me: no offense to SK, but does he really have a butt? I mean, he wears skinny pants all the time with a heavy cloak even though he is made up of bones. And a...purple sac-like thingy in the place of his tummy.
Otto: what do you think is his pant size..? And one more thing, does he even CHANGE his pants?
Audience: eeeewww...
Me: okay... That was a conversation I'm going to pretend I never , WAKE UP, I KNOW YOU ARE ASLEEP!
Antauri: huh?.. I no sleep...(snore).. I meditating...
Me: try not to die,antauri... Your dare is to act like Otto till the end of the chappie!
Antauri:( jerks awake) Huh? Please tell me I'm still dreaming..( sprx pinches him) NOOOOOOO! You can't make me do this! (pouts)
Me: look, you are acting like him already!
Antauri: I don't care.. Hi Otto! Wanna play duck duck goose?
Otto: sure! I'll count...( runs to a corner and starts counting)1...2...3...4...5...6...
Me: SOMEONE! SOMEONE,QUICK! RECORD IT! RECORD IT!( snaps fingers and camera appears in my hands) oooooohhhhhh...
Otto: let's be best friends!
Antauri: YEAH! Now, I'm hungry. How about a hamburger?!
Otto: COME ON! Vamonos, let's go! ( is that what Dora used to say?!)
Antauri&otto: he's my best friend/best of all best friend/do you have a best friend too?/he tickles in my tummy/he's so yummy,yummy /hey,you should get a best friend too...
Me & the monkey team: * jaws open down to the ground* isn't Antauri vegetarian?
Me: ALRIGHT! NOW, THAT WAS A DARE! Whoo-hoo!( egyptian-head bobbing) nova, my sister, what do you choose?
Nova: BOTH.
Me: Okay... Truth first- what is the most funniest conversation you've ever had with the monkey team?
Nova: hmm... Maybe that SK's butt thing we spoke of...
Otto & antauri: WE'RE BAAAACCCKKK!
Me: freeze, both of you! ( both of them freeze with hamburgers in their mouth and hands over their head to show that they are under arrest+ anime sweat drop) * snaps fingers* Relax!
(Antauri and Otto relax until antauri realizes hamburger in his mouth)
Antauri: I-is t-th-that a-a h-ham b-burger? Please don't tell me it's a Hamburger!
Me: what will you do if I say yes?
Antauri: NO! NNNOOO! I HAVE BEEN A VEGETARIAN SINCE CREATION! I WILL NEVER OR CAN NEVER TOUCH A SINGLE MEAT PRODUCT! I...
Me: ( shrugs) get over it, antauri. ( snaps fingers and antauri is thrown into a room full of hamburgers and locked from outside)
Antauri: NOO, NOOOOO! THIS IS MUTINY! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT NOWWW!
Me: okay, We were talking about SK. So what's really happening with him..? COMPUTER! SCAN THE WHEREABOUTS OF SK, NOW!
Computer: location, identified.
Computer screen: SK: ah... Right there... Not there, you idiot, near the wrist! You have no idea how tough it is to hold that darn staff in my hand all the time!
Mandarin: m-my lord, I-I regret t-to inform you that we are o-out of lotion.
SK: ARE YOU IN NURSERY?! GO GET SOME MORE!
(Grumbling, mandarin walks straight towards the screen and comes onto the stage)
Me: hey! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!( thinks) anyway, you are in time for Nova's dare.I think you'll be a great dare to do!
Mandarin: wha- dare?!
Nova: please don't make him freeze me again!
Me: not when I'm there... Okay nova, I dare you to push mandarin into a river!
Mandarin: (0.0) I HAVE MY DIGNITY,MY HONOR,MY -
Me: (snaps fingers and gags and ropes appear on mandarin) and as for a waterfall..( snaps fingers and a high waterfall appears. Nova and mandarin are transported to its cliff) ooh.. This is going to be fun..
Sprx: aren't we missing some chairs,pop corns and colas?
Me: of course! ( snaps fingers)
Nova: ( from top of cliff) I LOVE ALEXIS! * pushes a tied up mandarin*
Mandarin: NO! NOVAAAA! IF I DIE , FIND ME A WIFE AND TELL HER I LOVE HERRR! ( ha, classic ice age joke) *splash*
Nova: oops...(grins)
Me: way to go,nova! GIBSON, COME ON UP, YOU ARE NEXXXXTTTTT!
Gibson: you look quite attractive today, Alexis.. Your dress is different!
Sprx: yeah ( drools)
Me: (blush) why,thank you gibson. It's my vampire countess costume,which I got last Halloween. (Whispers to gibson) You are my favorite character out of the six, don't make me fall in love with you, your gonna get a girlfriend in my NEXT STORY)
Gibson:( blush)
( nova makes her way down and smacks a drooling sprx across the face)
Me: okay, gibson, you are in luck today. I've got an easy dare for ya.
Gibson: really? ( eyes bulges out with hope)
Me: you've got dared to eat 65 bars of candy!
Gibson: WHAT?! Don't you realize it contains too much sugar,coco powder, could cause adrenaline overload in my body... Yak yak yak...
Sprx: would you do the honors?
Me: yep.( snaps fingers and duct tape is plastered over gibson's mouth) hey Otto, did you know vampire countesses first tape our mouth so we can't scream, crawl around our legs and make their way to our body and then suck our blood and rip our fles-
Nova: don't scare Otto... You don't what happened the last tine be saw a horror movie...
Me:( shivers) is it just me or is there something wet around my legs...? (Looks down and sees mandarin wiping himself in my costume) YOU LITTLE CREEP! ( snaps fingers and piano falls on him)
Mandarin:OOOWWW...that hurt ~ crunch~
Me: phew..* wipes sweat from brow* okay audiences have voted- * tug,tug* ( looks down and sees mandarin tugging on my cloak from under the piano)
Mandarin: can I buy sunscreen for my master?
Me: no.
Mandarin: please?
Me: no.
Mandarin: please?
Me: no. Audiences have vote-
Mandarin: sunscreen?
Me: NO!
Mandarin: please?
Me: no, and that's final. Audiences have voted-
Mandarin: sunscreen?
Me: WILL YA STOP INTERRUPTING ME? I'M TRYINA RUN A SHOW HERE!
Mandarin: make me.( smirks)
Me: have it your way. ( snaps fingers and a elephant comes crashing ONTO the piano)
Monkey team: ooh...ouch -(0.0)-
SK:( inside the screen) WHERE THE CITADEL ARE YOU MANDY?! I WANT A FACIAL( does he have one?) NOW!
Nova:( smirks evilly and tugs on my cloak)
Me:Golly, mandy,I've wasted half the chappie on your crappy talk. This needs to stop. NOW.( snaps fingers and a spaceship falls on top of the elephant,piano AND mandarin)
Audience: O o
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Me: somebody call the PARAMEDICS! PLEASE!
( some people in the size of oompa-loompas pick him and take him away)
Me: okay, sparky, I dare you to apologize to gibson for all the stuff you've done to annoy him.
Sprx: WHAT?! I'm SORRY, BUT I WOULD RATHER MAKE OUT WITH THE BACK OF MY HAND THAN DO-
Me:( brings fingers up to snap) record it, Nova.
Sprx: how come she has all the power?! ( turns to gibson)
I'm ( whizz) sorry for all (whir) things I've done (wheeze) to annoy you,(pant) gibson. (Gasp) I hope you'll (whizz) accept my apology. *faints*
Me: that's... Something you don't see everyday. Too bad he fainted..I woulda teased him to his grave.
Gibson: you are a smart girl... Tell me, what is square of 2? And cube?
Me: square is 4 and cube is 12.
Gibson: solve this, {(5 to the power 2) to the powe to the power 4} by 5 to the power 7.
Me: simple, answer's 5 to the power 3.
Sprx:( who just woke up from previous faint) * faint*
Gibson: (whispers) I am starting to fail in whatever you told me NOT to do,Alexis.
Me: you don't want a monkey girlfriend?
Sprx: Wait, WHAT?!
Me: come on, sparky, you really need that massage right now! ( pushes him to the saloon next door)
Me: phew. Okay gibson, just before we shut this chappie down, let me ask you one thing, if you are not eating the chocolate, who is?
Gibson: Otto wanted to, so...
Me: okay... ALRIGHT EVERYONE, GET SOME REST, WE'll BE MEETING WHENEVER I UPDATE NEXT!
Me: alright...I'm done, so I'm hitting the sack now...
Ash: so early?
Bubble: can you even see the time? It's 11:00 pm at night! And it's a school day tomorrow!
Me: so before I leave, I'll tell one thing:
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