Chappie -3
Me: ooookkaaayyyyy... Today's weather is AWESOME! It's so rainy... And cold...and foggy... Just the perfect weather to curl up with my IPad in the balcony,in the warm cushions with a bowl of chicken noodle soup...ahh...
Ash: rerun of-
Me: shut up,ash, I wanna type up a new story!
Bubble: disclaimer...
Me: I. . . If I did, I would've paired gibson or Antauri up with nova, . .(no offense,spova fans, I have mood swings right now.)
Sprx: I still can't believe she whacked on my head with a giant mallet.(rubs bump on his head)
Nova: does that hurt..?
Sprx: OF COURSE IT DOES, WHAT ELSE DOES IT DO?!
Nova: ( raises brow) I was doing that out of care, you know? I wanted to know how much it hurt...
Sprx: it hurts...a lot...
Nova: oh, I see , now you wanna talk, huh?humph! ( crosses hands and turns away)
Me: aaaaand another wonderful day... It's really gloomy and rainy today... Hehehe.. I'm getting inspired... HOW ABOUT A DARE FILLED WITH...(evil laughter)
Gibson: oh dear... Not another inspiration..
Sprx: you know gibson, for once, I agree with you. All inspirations that come to you is mostly-
Nova cups her hands over sprx's mouth.
Nova: shhh... She can hear you!
Sprx: is that the only reason or did you just want to touch me? ( smirks sneakily)
Me: (snaps fingers and piano falls on him)
Mandarin: (from hospital bed) ouch...I know how it hurts.
Nova: *smacks sprx hard across the face*
Sprx: pretty, pretty...*faints*
Nova: I musta hit him harder than I thought!
Me: way to go,nova. ( claps hands dumbly until feels creeped out by the cold stares of audience and monkey team)
Me: uh... Okay, computer, who's first today..?
Computer: antauri -58 votes. Gibson-22 votes. Nova -63 - 63 votes. Chiro- 54 votes. Sprx -0 votes.
All monkeys stare at sprx.
Sprx: * anime sweat drop* uh...
Me: alright, so Otto and nova have the same number of votes, so who goes first? My sweetie pie Otto or my sister nova?
Otto: I think I'll let nova go first.
Nova: thanks Otto. (Pecks him on the cheek)
Otto : ( blush) um... You're welcome..?
Sprx:( fumes come from his ears) WHY YOU...
Me: relax, sparky, nova only did it as a sister-to-brother term of affection, right Nova?
Nova: huh?
Me: never mind, why are you so bothered about her anyway? ( winks and chiro,gibson and Otto stand next to me with THE evil smile on their faces)
Chiro: yeah,why? (Grins)
Gibson nudges sprx towards nova.
Sprx: GUUYYSSS! QUIT IT!
Me: we are not letting you go till you tell US why,sprx.
Sprx: okay,okay,I admit it, it's because...I l-like h-her...(changes topic)You are much stubborn than gibson,Alexis. Subtler than a sledgehammer.
Gibson&me: HEY!
Me: okay, nova,did you know that sprx has a mega crush on-(sprx pinches me) what do you choose?
Nova: I choose...truth..
Me: I don't have any good truths in my head now... COMPUTER!
Computer:
Truth: who do you think is the best person to keep secrets, best person to ask advice,best person to cheer you up when you are in a gloomy mood and best person to have a special bond with. Explain why with a story.
Dare is-
Me: I LIKE THE TRUTH! Nova?
Nova: uh...I don't know...this might be a little emotional,Alexis. Can you please get me some tissues?
Me: of course,nova ( snaps fingers and a giant tissue box appears). How about we watch a video? (Snaps fingers and a wire connects itself to Nova's helmet and screen displays Nova's memories)
Nova: okay...uh... the best person to confide secrets is gibson. It's because,once,I made a present for the alchemist on his birthday and I asked gibson to help me to make both pinky promised each other we won't tell the others till the alchemist's birthday as it was for the whole team. We worked hard on it and wanted it to be a surprise.
One day, everyone else noticed us both whispering and asked us what we were talking about. When we both refused to tell, they broke their friendship with us. We both were heart broken and tried to explain why we couldn't tell. They didn't listen and kept ignoring us, and complained to the alchemist,who seemed least bothered about our fights.
Then there was this day when... ( nova starts to cry) mandarin came into the playroom. I was alone. Usually one of the team members used to be there but today,not. He asked me about the secret me and gibson are hiding from the others and when I didn't tell him, he got angry and twisted my hand. I didn't get my weapons back then, only antauri and gibson got theirs. He punched me and threatened me to tell him. I screamed on top of my voice before fainting. I never knew who came to save me.
Until the next day I found myself in the , with gibson in the next bed, fiddling with his fingers(hey, they were still kids then). I woke up,and...I... (Blush) asked him if he was alright. He shook his head and pointed to his other hand, which was in a sling. I stared at it and winced at the sight of it. He sat up and hugged me, while I muttered,
" I am so sorry, gibson... It's all my fault.. I'm so sorry... I shouldn't have pulled you into this present making plan at all.." I cried into his fur. He stroked down slowly my back,and of course it helped me calmed down.
"Shh.." He said and I held him closer as I practically drenched him with tears. Until...the alchemist turned evil thing happened.
Gibson: ( sighs and wipes a tear) how could I forget that? Oh, Nova... ( pulls her into a long hug while sprx watches with mixed emotions.)
nova:( sighs) We all decided that if we kept fighting, we won't be able to survive. Gibson never told it out, neither did I, and I was younger than him that time, I was WAY emotional. He used to assure me,hug me, tell me it was alright when I used to have no shoulder to lie on and cry.
When the alchemist turned evil, before we went to hibernation, we all agreed that we shouldn't fight about it anymore and after everyone left, He...(sniff) hugged me and said we will face better times and we should ,for now,be happy the fight ended.
Audience: (crying like fountains)
Me:( dabbing eyes with tissue) that was... So ... Sad... Gibson, you are such an awesome brother! ( hugs him and places a small kiss on the monkey's forehead)
Gibson: ( blush) . Come on, anyone would've done that.
Me: I can't believe you... You are such a ...(sniff) ..
Gibson: ( walks next to nova and puts an arm around her) it's alright. I'm here.
Nova(hugs him) thanks gibson. I can't believe I have a brother like you. (Leans on his shoulder and cries)
Otto: awww.. That's so..sweet..( starts crying)
Nova: (places a small kiss on gibson's cheek,causing him to blush and causing sprx to faint,AGAIN)
the best person to ask advice is Antauri.
Once I lost my teddy (when I was a kid) I went to antauri and asked he'd seen it anywhere and he said that things happen when we least expect it. I looked at him as if he was crazy because what ever he said right then made no sense whatsoever to what ever I said!
When I left the room confused, I bumped into Otto, who was having a tea party with my teddy!
Otto: yeah, I remember that one! The starting of the party was awesome! But the ending was a little scary as nova started screaming for taking her teddy.
Nova: Otto is the best person for cheering me up. I once fought with sprx and was pretty upset about it, so Otto came dressed up in a pink tutu and did ballet in my room!
Gibson: so that's why you presented a two-times-way-too-small tutu for Otto when we did attic cleaning that day!
Nova: yup. And person to have a special bond with... It's mostly Jinmay and Chiro. Jinmay is like a sister to me and we go shopping together, training together and almost everything together. Chiro is...um... Like a...son I never had. I'm sorry if I offended you , Chiro , but that's how I really feel towards you. Every time you get hurt,fall sick, get lost, like when you went searching for Antauri, I literally feel my heart crush inside and feel like I could collapse any second. I... Sniff... You ...
Me: awww, nova... ( sits next to her ) I bet you'll be a great mothe-
Chiro:( wraps hands around my mouth) nova... (Hugs her)
Me: oh, she'll get .
Nova: I'll be a great what?
Me&chiro: *anime sweat drop* uh...
Me: a great sister, trainer and a friend!
Nova: (sarcastically) thanks for cheering me up.
Me: I know what will cheer you , TELL ME ONE OF YOUR DUMB JOKES, NOW! Plus,that's your dare.
Sprx: I'll tell you two things, GIRL, a) my name is sprx,b) my jokes aren't dumb.
Me: ooohhhh... So have it your way, a)your pet name is SPARKY, b) your jokes ARE dumb and C) my name isn't GIRL, gettit?! So go now, and cheer up your girlf- I mean, best friend. ( fingers up to snap)
Sprx: okay...(sighs and walks up to nova)
Me and the monkey team after sprx leaves to calm down nova:
Gibson: (falls to his knees and bends his head down, one by one tears falling on the floor) I...
Me: I can't believe nova has this much inside her and still puts up a brave face...
Otto: gibson... Are you-are you crying?
Me: gibson, you've done the best you can to protect nova from mandarin... You should be happy! (Smiles goofily)
Gibson: I've put my own sister in danger, caused her entire(hic) childhood to be a nightmare, made her (sniff) get hurt from mandarin... It's all my fault...
Me: but you saved your sister from danger,caused her comfort when she was distraught, broke your own hand to save her from mandarin... Now, is that all your fault?
Gibson: no.. (Smiles)... I've never seen this part of you you.
Me: aww... Come here. ( kneels down and hugs him)
Otto: why is today's chappie filled with tears,hugs,kisses and...sadness? And gibson,nova and you are the only people who get hugs?
Me: no, ottiekins, you get one too. ( hugs him)
Audience: awwww.. That's so cute...
Me: okay, so while sprx cheers up nova, the next person is Antauri!
Antauri: oh great.
Me: truth to you antauri,if you could turn one of the team members,excluding nova, into females, who would it be?
Antauri: well, to turn sprx into female would be cruel to Nova(LOL), to turn gibson to female, he and nova are as different as chalk and cheese. As for Otto... I don't think it'll be a problem.
Me: O.O ooohhhh... Cruel. Gibby!
Gibson: yes?
Me: truth,gibson.
Gibson: -_- phew.
Me: you got truthed to tell the three things you love the most in the whole cosmos!
Gibson: first is the monkey team. The second is science. Third is... Maybe I'll tell it after I've thought about it.(I'm saving this joke for the NEXT STORY)
Me: ottiekins, your chance next, your dare is to tell the one thing you hate the worst in the whole cosmos!
Otto:I hate clams! Especially ones with feet! They are so icky,ucky,mucky,sucky and every other ky you can think of! Except maybe lucky. : 3
Me: That's a weird thing to hate. Chiro! DRAG YOUR DUMB HEAD HERE,AT ONCE!
Chiro: you already used that to call me!
Me: uh..sorry... STUFF A SOCK IN IT NEEDLE NOSE! Dare- make out with some other girl in front of jinmay or break up with her for a week.
chiro: WHAT?! NO WAY!
Me: yes way. Looks like jinmay is going to miss a few minutes of her Bahamas trip. (Snaps fingers and jinmay appears)
Jinmay: yeah, Natalie said she had pink nail polish and Amy said she had nail art of... Huh? Oh, I have yellow, pink and... Duh, NO! Of course,I don't have!
Me: (clears throat) excuse me?
Jinmay: nah... I have pink hair, y'know? I need green... No, Amy said... No, don't listen to Georgia! She has only 2,345 different colors of nail polishes!
Me&monkeyteam: (eyes twitching and mouth open) oh my god...
Me: (snaps fingers and iPhone disappears)
Jinmay: hey! I am seriously tryina work so hard About my nail color,y'know ? And you have no idea how much time I...
Me: (snaps fingers and duct tape appears over her mouth) duh, girl, learn to live like me. CHIRO! MAKE YOUR DECISION, FAST!
Chiro: make out with some other girl in front of jinmay! I can't bear to break up with her.
Me: do you ever know something about romance?! Alright,pucker up! (Snaps fingers and a fangirl appears)
*one smoooochy scene later*
Me: (taping with a video camera)
Gibson: (turns green) can someone tell me the way to the restroom?!
Antauri:( snore)
Otto: (licks pudding cup)
Me: and everyone is awed!
Audience: awwwww...(the aww that you do when you see a cute puppy)
Me: I said awe-d
Audience: oooohhhh...(the ooh that you say when you see a super cute iPod cover at the mall)
Fangirl: (rolling on the floor and having seizures) I CAN'T BELIEVE... I JUST...OH MY GOD! I HAVE TO ABSOLUTELY CALL JESSICA, I HAVE TO TELL HER THAT I...
Me: that's enough of fangirls.(snaps fingers and fangirl disappears)
Jinmay: CHIRO! DID I JUST SEE YOU KISS A FANGIRL?! (Angrily stomps over to him)
Me: this..Is going to be interesting. (Gets ready with a camera)
*halfway through one war scene*
Me: this is getting boring.
Chiro: DOES THIS SEEM SOME KIND OF ENTERTAINMENT FOR YA?! I'M GETTING THE LIFE THRASHED OUT OF ME!
Jinmay: CHIRRRROOO! WE ARE BREAKING UP, THATS FINAL, IM TELLING YOU!
Me: hold it there,girlfriend.(snaps fingers and jinmay goes back to Bahamas) well,chiro,looks like you did both the dares.
Chiro: that's a relief,for now. But what happens when I get back home?
Me: not my problem. Anyway, what's taking nova and sprx so long?
Antauri: *snore* lollipop... Cotton candy...
Sprx and nova enter, nova happy and energized, and sprx tired and covered with a pile of bags.
Gibson: well nova, you look refreshed. And sprx you look...(looks up and down at sprx)
Sprx: don't even start with me.
Me: NOVA TOOK YOU SHOPPING?!
Sprx: at last! Someone understands my pain.
Me: NOVA!
Sprx: (smirks) sweet revenge to nova!
Me: you didn't ask me to come with you!
Sprx: (Faints, for the THIRD time)
Me: (giggle) ALRIGHTY SPRX, CHAPPIE IS OVER! YOU GET A MASSAGE, STOP PRETENDING TO FAINT OVER AND OVER AGAIN! SEE YA LATER AUDIENCE! THANKS FOR WATCHING!
Me: that was one HUMOBUNGO CHAPTER.. Phew... My fingers are bandaged!
Ash: couldn't you have made yourself go away when you said 'enough of fangirls'?! You don't know how irritating you are!
Bubble: shut up,ash. She's mean to people who are mean to her and sweet to people who are sweet to her. You don't know anything about her past,do you?
Ash: you mean...?
Bubble: yes.
Ash: O.O
Me: stop over acting, ash. But fictioners, readers,
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