Section 3: Moody Makeup Enemies
Artemis Smashes Le Beautify!
Aphrodite: Nooooo!
Artemis: Serves you right. You shouldn't have tried to give me a makeover last night
Aphrodite(sniffs): D-d-do you realize how much EFFORT and PRODUCTS it took to create this cream? S-s-six drops of my precious Pearl White Lotion!
Artemis: WHAT a shame.
Ares: How dare you upset Aphrodite? I'll kill you all!
Poseidon: all?
Zeus: I think you performed a great deed demolishing Aphrodite's beauty recipes. You have truly benifited all of godkind, my daughter.
Artemis: Thank you, Father.
Athena: Any action taken against Aphrodite's makeup is wise, logical and strategic.
Aphrodite: ZIP IT, BIRDBRAIN!
Poseidon: You know, that's a good name for Athena! Her symbol is the owl, so she is a birdbrain!
Athena: Owls have WISE brains, FYI. At least my brain isn't filled with rotting seashells and mangy sea water…unlike someone I know.
Poseidon: WELL, your brain is so filled with tedious facts and thoughts that it's going to burst someday. Then you'll have no brain at all. And at least I'll have a brain. Something is better than nothing.
Athena: You are absolutely…
Aphrodite: ABSOLUTLEY STUPID, that's what all of you are! Artemis, you'll get a taste of the agony you caused me today.
Apollo: I'm in the mood for a haiku….
(all god together): Tarturus would be a good place to go now.
Apollo: (clears throat)
Aphrodite's makeup gets trashed
By my very own sis
I am the coolest
Artemis: That's what you call agonizing.
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