Section 4: The little World
Connor and Travis steal Dionysus's wine!
Dionysus: YOUR SONS ARE GOING DOWN NOW, HERMES.
Hermes: They stole your wine? Awesome!
Poseidon: How could they have managed? Dionysus always keeps it in his hidden shoebox in the upper most bookshelf in the Big House.
Dionysus: HOW do you know?
Poseidon: Oh, Percy keeps me informed.
Dionysus: That little-Oh, well, he'll be dealt with later. TELL YOUR SONS TO GIVE ME BACK MY WINE, HERMES!
Hermes: Why should I? They did a marvelous job! Anyway, you can take it back yourself, can't you?
Zeus: Wait a minute. What's this I hear? Dionysus, some kids stole your wine?
Dionysus: YES! Punish them, father!
Zeus: WHY WERE YOU DRINKING WINE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
Hermes: Ha.
Dionysus: Uhhhh….well…it….I….
Zeus: WHAT IS the meaning of this? You DARE break your promise? I—
Dionysus: It- I wasn't drinking wine! It-it just slipped out of my mouth—you know after drinking wine for so many years. It was Diet Coke! Yes, diet Coke! They stole my Diet Coke!
Zeus: What are you babbling about?
Hermes: Not convincing at all, Dionysus.
Zeus: I am very displeased. You are banned from Olympus and Olympus weekly for three months. Furthermore, your stay at the camp will be extended to 150 years.
Dionysus: WHAT?! Nooooo…Please, have pity! Have mercy!
Demeter: Oh, my poor god. Come, I will give you my special
High Spirit Cereal to cheer you up!
Dionysus: SHUT UP!