Section 6: Competitive Candidates
Zeus or Poseidon: the Competition begins!
Dionysus: That's stupid. Both are loopy.
(Zeus and Poseidon together): Excuse me?
Zeus: WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING-
Hermes: Yes-so, Zeus or Poseidon. Well, I'm in favor of Poseidon. No offense, but Zeus is always raging and storming and cursing.
Demeter: Yes, he's much more laid-back. I prefer Poseidon.
Hera: Well, I certainly choose Poseidon. He can't have had as many funny businesses as you, Zeus.
Poseidon: Thank you, ladies.
Zeus: WIFE?! HOW COULD YOU-
Athena: Well, I'd say this is a tricky decision. Poseidon is too reckless, happy-go-lucky and incapable of comprehending any useful information. On the other hand, my father has a flair for getting irate rather quickly and acting on impulse rather than coherent thinking
Poseidon: I express my gratitude to you for making a speech no one understood.
Apollo: Let's see….well, Zeus's clothes are flashier than Uncle P's, so I guess Zeus. But you're cooler than my father, Uncle.
Hephaestus: There is absolutely no competition between these two. Zeus is a rotten father; therefore, all votes go to Poseidon.
Zeus: I'm hurt! No one likes me?
Poseidon: You guessed right. But, hey, maybe if you made me a separate concoction of Mist White Face wash, I'd develop some liking…
Zeus: CERTAINLY not.