Section 7: Rude Retaliations

Aphrodite gifts Artemis enchanted clothes!

Zeus: B—blaaagghhh! Is this you, Artemis?

Artemis: I WILL MURDER YOU APHRODITE.

Aphrodite: Sorry, I'm immortal. Anyway, you look lovely. A thousand times better than that boring silver armour you always wear.

Artemis: Are you KIDDING ME? I need my clothes BACK! I cannot bear this ugly pink ballerina dress and this disgusting necklace!

Aphrodite: Teaches you to mess with MY products.

Zeus: Would you stop messing around with my daughter? Take those clothes back? Isn't it enough that you wear this type all the time?

Apollo: Not good, Aphrodite. Not good to mess with my lil' sis'.

Artemis: I'm not your little sister. But that's beside the point.

Aphrodite…..

Aphrodite: You can't take off those clothes for a week. That's good. At least you can look pretty for a week.

Artemis: A WEEK?!

Hephaestus: Do you want me to plot against Hephaestus? Cos' I'm totally up for it.

Aphrodite: You traitor husband!

Hephaestus: oh, look who's talking!

Artemis: Uh-no thanks, Hephaestus.

Hera: You definitely look better, Artemis. Good job, Aphrodite.

Aphrodite: You're agreeing with this?

Hera: Well, that's just because I hate Artemis. Don't get me wrong; I still hate you.