Prompt 21: Weak at the knees
A/N Dabbling in texting fic because why not have one of everything on the menu seeing as there's 50 of these!Also I was asked to make the last prompt into a full fic and I think I will, so I'll let you guys know when that happens

John? -Sh

Yeah Sherlock? Kind of in the middle of something here -J

Oh Please. Your response time indicates extreme boredom, not to mention the fact that I already told you before you went to work that it would be inconceivabley boring. You insisted on going however, but even though you are bored of elderly patients sometimes you still afford them your full attention, so I know you are not actually busy because if you were I would not get a response -SH

You're very annoying, have I told you that before? -J

Indeed. You enjoy it though- SH

Enjoy isn't the adjective I would use to describe it -J

Well I thought love was a bit strong but if you insist -SH

If you couldn't tell I rolled my eyes just there. What was it that you wanted Sherlock? -J

Oh. Yes. That. Well... I seem to have made a small miscalculation in my latest experiment -SH

But you promised you'd try not to set the flat on fire for the new year! -J

The flat is not on fire John, Even I can't make this experiment flammable accidentally.-SH

Thank God for that, I swear you'll give Mrs Hudson a heart attack one of these days, the amount of times she's come home to smoke pouring out of the flat is ridiculous -J

She does worry so -SH

You'd think you had a thing for the firemen -J

I do not!

Oooh Sherlock Holmes! You have a thing for firemen! You didn't even sign your initials

at the end of that - J

Shut up. -SH

Touchy touchy! If it's not fire then what is it? -J

I was experimenting with blood sugar levels on ones ability to function, as you know my dietary habits are less than what most would consider to be normal and by extension so is my blood sugar but I have been taking pills to lower it even further ( for the case John!) and I may be in trouble -SH

Bloody hell Sherlock! Symptoms? -J

I am quite literally weak at the knees, (although you may be somewhat to blame for that) Nausea, dizziness. Regular symptoms of low blood sugar or orthostatic hypotension. -SH

It was your idea, and you didn't complain last night Right, where are you? -J

On the floor of the sitting room. I was in my mind palace and when I attempted to get up I lost consciousness. I have tried repeatedly but the results have been the same -SH

I'm almost finished up here, I'll leave now. What do you want for dinner, and trust me Sherlock you're having dinner. And jellybeans- J

Jellybeans John? I am not a child. I'll eat whatever you put in front of me at this point. Can you get some copper sulfate while you're out? -SH

Fastest acting sugar on the market is found in jellybeans Sherlock, plus they're delicious! Where am I meant to get copper sulfate at this hour?- J

Fair point. Tomorrow then. -SH

I'm in Tesco, you sure there's nothing else you want? -J

You -SH

Well I'm on my way up now, be there soon. -J

Thank you John -SH

No problem Sherlock- J