Poison & Wine

Chapter 35


"Today is the day!" Henry beamed as him and Emma stepped into the mansion Sunday morning. They were both carrying boxes full of Henry's clothes and comic books.

Regina laughed at her son's excitement. She motioned up the stairs. "Is that clothes?" He nodded. "Take it to your room." When Emma stepped in the direction to go upstairs, her girlfriend halted her and shook her head. "Those are comic books?"

The blonde nodded. "Yeah?" She was unsure as to why she was asking.

"Up in our room." She instructed.

Henry scoffed. "That's not fair!" He exclaimed. "I already can't play video games!" He looked at his birth mother for back up.

Emma gazed over at her true love. "Maybe he can take a couple?" She suggested.

"To our room, Miss Swan." The mayor held firm.

Green eyes moved to the boy. "Sorry kid."

The brunette boy grumbled and stomped up the stairs. When he was out of earshot Emma looked to her girlfriend. "I'm all for him being grounded, but we already took his videogames and cellphone away. He can't go anywhere, shouldn't we at least give him something to read?"

"I don't think stories of Iron Man and some Spider guy can be considered a good read for our child. We'll give him his phone back tomorrow before school, but the rest of his punishment stays." Regina stated and followed the younger woman to their room. "I cleared out the smaller closet for your clothes."

Emma entered the room and set the box of comic books down on the ground. "Why do I get the smaller one?" She asked teasingly.

The mayor nervously wrung her hands. "Is that bad? Should we split both closets?" She had no idea. "I don't know how this works. I've never-"

"I'm fucking with you, baby." Emma interrupted her with a grin, putting her mind at ease. "Thank you for clearing it out." She embraced her lover, wrapping her arms around the woman's lower back.

Regina rolled her eyes at the savior as she tangles her fingers together around the sheriff's neck. "I also cleaned out the side of each dresser drawer."

The blonde grinned and tenderly kissed the former queen. "You're amazing. What'd you do with your clothes though?"

"I made room in the other closet for most of it." She assured her. "Now, we have six hours to get everything unpacked. I want to get all the boxes out of the house by the time we leave tonight."

Emma furrowed her eyebrows in confusion. "Why are we leaving tonight?"

"It's Sunday, dear." The mayor said as if it explained anything.

For a moment, Emma didn't understand but then she realized what the older woman meant and she groaned. "I hate town meetings!" She complained.

Regina nodded her agreement. "As do I, but we have to go so we need to get unpacking." The savior grumbled but went to the boxes of clothes anyways.

Two hours passed and the couple was not only halfway through sorting through Emma's clothes. Of course that was mostly due to the fact that Emma was the only one actually working on unpacking her clothes. Regina was sitting on the bed looking through photos from the blonde's childhood.

"What were you supposed to be in this picture?" The former queen asked as she held up a picture of an eight year old Emma dressed in four blue squares.

Despite being busy with her box, the sheriff looked over. She chuckled to herself. "Tetris."

A brown eyebrow rose as she laughed. "That's creative and so nerdy at the same time." She teased, putting it down and picking up another one where little kid Emma was playing soccer. "I didn't realize you had so many pictures of your childhood."

The younger woman nodded as she hung up her maroon leather jacket in the closet. "Because I was an orphan?" She questioned as she picked between two blouses to hang up.

"Not be to insensitive, but yes." Regina admitted. "But there are tons of pictures in here."

"Most of them were taken by my social worker." She informed her.

Regina smiled as she looked at the little blonde girl beaming at the camera. "You were so adorable with your blonde curls and butt chin." She was fawning.

Green eyes rolled good-naturedly as she stopped her unpacking and sat down next to her true love. She stole the picture of herself and laughed at it. "God, my butt chin is so pronounced in this picture. I look like a dork."

The brunette huffed a laugh. "I think it's cute." She assured her and kissed said butt chin. "I hope our next child gets it." As soon as the words left her mouth she was thinking of what to say to take it back. "I-"

"Don't wish that on our future child!" Emma exclaimed, cutting her off. She gave the mayor a small grin and tossed the photo back in the box before getting up. "Now stop goofing around come help me. I need more hangers."

Regina beamed at the casual way the blonde took her words. It solidified that they were both looking for the same things later down the road. "I have more downstairs, but we really need to purchase more picture frames and put some of these around the house." She informed the savior and stood up from bed. When she looked into the small closet she saw four various colored leather jackets hanging up. She raised an eyebrow. "Really, dear? Must you hang up those awful things?"

"They need to be hung up so they don't wrinkle." Emma defended. "Hangers, babe."

"Okay, but quit wasting closet room with your ugly jackets." The older woman advised.

The blonde slapped her girlfriend's ass as she went to go downstairs. "Don't tell me how to organize my closet." She grinned as she watched the older woman's ass sway away. A smirk took over her face as she thought about how much fun it was going to be living with that sexy woman.


"That was brutal." Emma commented as her and Regina drove back home in the Mercedes from the town meeting.

Regina scoffed. "Brutal isn't even the word. I told everyone that voting new members into the council wouldn't be wise."

The blonde nodded. "You did. How close were the votes?"

By the end of month, the nominee's were narrowed down to four prospects and at the meeting the two members with the most votes were officially elected to join the council. The problem? Some of the town was upset with the new council members. "Whale got eighty percent of the votes and Ariel got sixty-two percent."

"And yet Blue and her fairy clan of nuns were all up in arms about it." Green eyes rolled.

"She's just mad that she's not the one representing the school." The brunette waved off.

Emma laughed softly. "It was by popular vote. Sorry more people like the art teacher representing the school then a freaking nun."

The older woman smiled at her girlfriend. "Don't worry about it, honey. I'm sure next month she'll demand a re-vote."

"Sounds exhilarating." The savior stated sarcastically as they turned on their street. "We're putting the kid to bed early tonight." She informed her lover.

A brown eyebrow rose. "Are we?"

Emma smirked as the former queen drove into the driveway and into one of the three-car garage before she unbuckled herself. "Oh yeah. My first night all moved in? Be prepared to love fuck all night long, baby."

Regina chuckled softly as they exited the car and walked towards the house. "Love fuck?" She questioned.

"It's like making love, but better." The blonde informed her with a smirk and opened the side gate.

High-pitched barking could be heard as Chief and Boss ran towards the couple. Regina kneeled down and petted their pointed ears. "Hey handsome boys." She cooed. "Did you miss mommy's?" She asked them as they whined happily by her feet.

The savior joined in on the puppy love. She flashed a smug grin at the brunette woman. "And to think you wanted me to get rid of them."

Regina gasped and hugged both of the puppies to her chest. "Don't say such things in front of them."

Emma chuckled and stood upright. "Come on boys." She whistled and walked towards the mansion, her true love right behind her. She opened the door to her new home and hollered, "We're home!"

"In the dining room!" David's voice rang throughout the foyer. As their puppies made a beeline for the living room, the couple went into dining room and saw their son and Charming playing Monopoly. "How was the town meeting?"

Emma scoffed and left to get a drink from the kitchen. "Pointless. Want a drink, dad?"

"No thanks."

The mayor sat down across from her child and answered the deputy's question. "We accepted two new members of the council."

"Who are they?" The blonde man asked.

"Ariel and Victor." Regina told the man as her girlfriend returned to the room with two bottles of Angry Orchard and a separate glass that she knew the brunette would want because in Regina's words, 'A lady doesn't drink straight out of a bottle'. She sounded like the queen from The Princess Diaries.

Emma sat next to her and handed her the bottle and glass before she took a swig of her own bottle. "Who's winning?" She asked the boys.

"Me!" Henry bragged.

"I'm convinced he's cheating." David declared.

The blonde woman nodded. "If you let him be the banker, he totally is."

Regina checked the time on her phone. It was nearly 9:30 and her son had school tomorrow. She cleared her throat. "Well it doesn't matter any way because it's nearing your bedtime, Henry."

The boy looked at the clock on the wall. "I have ten minutes." He pointed out.

"Have you showered?" She asked him with a raised eyebrow. "Because I know you won't wake up early tomorrow and shower before school."

Henry wasn't happy, but his adoptive mother was right. He wasn't usually a morning person. "Fine. Tonight was fun, grandpa."

"Yeah, aside from your cheating." The deputy teased and stood up to hug his grandson goodbye.

Henry laughed and headed upstairs, leaving the adults at the dinning table. After he left, Regina stood up as well and tucked some blonde hair behind her girlfriend's ear. "I'm going to get ready for bed myself." She informed the room and looked at the former shepherd. "We appreciate you being available to watch him, David."

"I'll be right behind you, baby." The savior declared as the older woman walked away. Emma took a couple gulps from her drink and stood up. "Thanks for watching him, dad." She said sincerely. "You really did us a solid."

David smiled at her and waved it off. "It's no problem. We had fun."

"How are mom and the baby?" She wondered.

A smile crossed Charming's face. "Everything is good so far. She has a doctor's appointment tomorrow to hear the heart beat."

Green eyes widened in surprise. "That's big. Are you going?"

David nodded proudly. "Yep. It's later in the afternoon so I'll still be able to work the full day."

"Well tomorrow is paperwork drop off so I'll need you." She laughed.

"I'll save all the cats from trees." He assured her. "Now let me get out of here to check on your mom." The man grinned and reached for a hug.

Emma happily wrapped her arms around him. "I love you, dad." She muttered against his chest.

Charming kissed the top of blonde hair. "I love you too, Emma."

She showed him out of the door and locked it behind him. She turned around and went to the living room in search of her dogs. They were sleeping soundly on their bed, cuddled up next to each other.

A grin took over her face as she took in her surroundings. She lived there. Of course her and Regina's goal to unpack all the boxes that day failed, but they at least finished unpacking her clothes. Everything else could wait for another day. She imagined that the mayor wouldn't want the boxes around for more than a couple of days so they'd be working to get that taken care of for the next day or so.

"Bedtime." She tsked at the sleepy puppies. Both boys lifted their heads in alert. Their tails started to wag at the sight of their owner. She patted her leg and headed for the staircase.

When she reached the top of the stairs she opened the door to her bedroom and shut it behind her and puppies, but she didn't see her girlfriend. She walked over to the master bathroom door and rapped her knuckles on the solid wood three times. "Baby?" She questioned.

"Hold on!" The mayor exclaimed from the other side.

Emma smirked. "If you're naked in there, I need to remind you that I'm allowed such privileges to see you in such a state." She teased, but her smug look quickly transformed into dumfoundedness when her lover opened the door. Her mouth went dry when she came in sight of the stark naked brunette seductively biting her plump bottom lip at her.

Regina lifted a hand and teased one of her own hardening nipples. "Would you like to join me for a bath, dear?" She had lit the room with candles and set a nice bubble bath for the two of them to enjoy. She figured that since their last bubble bath was such a success that doing it again would be a great idea.

The sheriff's jaw was dropped as her eyes soaked in the flawless sight before her. She had seen her girlfriend naked countless of times, but she knew she'd forever remember this image. "If I ever say no to that question, slap me." She instructed the older woman and pushed her the former queen back so she could step into the bathroom and lock the door behind her.

The mayor was highly amused as the blonde started rushing to get naked. "Eager, Miss Swan?"

Emma groaned and removed her pants, licking her lips at the sight of delicious hard nipples close to her. "Always." As she bent down to tear her pants all the way off, she dragged her wet tongue from the woman's navel and bit down roughly on her left breasts.

"Ahh!" Regina gasped as the tingling in her core started to make itself known. "Aggressive." She accused even though it drove her absolutely wild. Her and Emma were never too gentle in bed, both preferring the fight.

The blonde chuckled darkly as the former queen forced the shirt off of her body. "You love it." She pointed out, reaching around herself to unhook the tight bra she was wearing. Regina reached between her legs and ripped her panties down until the younger woman could kick out of them.

"I love you." Regina corrected, voice thick with lust. Their lips met as they stood in the bathroom fully naked. Emma snuck her tongue into the brunette's mouth as she was dragged in the direction of the tub. Her hands tangled in short silky hair while Regina opted to massage awaiting breasts.

When they stopped moving, Emma found it in herself to pull away from the kiss, but only to move her lips to the tantalizing chest before her. With a sneaky hand she cupped the older woman's cunt and started to palm the protruding clit. She loved how wet Regina was for her. She sucked a nipple into her mouth and swirled the nub around with her tongue.

The mayor made an incoherent groan at the assault. She grabbed a fistful of blonde hair and ripped the savior's mouth away from her breast with a loud and sexy pop. "Get in the tub." She demanded, her other hand going to grab the twisting wrist of her girlfriend.

"You're wet enough, baby." Emma assured her, but stepped into the soaker tub anyways.

Brown eyes rolled in a loving matter. "I like you better when you don't try and talk dirty to me." She bantered, moving to straddle the blonde's waist.

The sheriff laughed haughtily. "I beg to differ, your majesty. I've never put forth my A game."

Regina raised a dark eyebrow as her center touched the younger woman's lower stomach under the water. "Then by all means, savior. Lay it on me." Her tone was provoking and suggestive.

Emma smirked, moving a hand to lay on her lover's thigh and the other to grab the back of her head, bringing their lips close together. "You think you can handle it, Regina?"

Goosebumps arose on the mayor's skin. She licked her suddenly dry lips as she felt the whispering touch of fingertips grazing her skin under the warm water. "Can you deliver is the real question, my dear." She strangled out a moan when dull nails scraped her inner thigh. Out of instinct her legs spread wider.

The blonde's ego shot up at the subtle action. She placed searing kisses across Regina's jaw and up to her ear. "Do you want me to fuck your tight little cunt, baby?" She blew cool air into her ear and felt the woman's thigh clench. Her nimble fingers slid between separated thighs. She felt around for a hard clit and when she found it, she took it between her index and middle finger before tugging.

"Jesus!" Regina hissed, moving her forehead to rest on the younger woman's shoulder. She felt her center gush as her body tingled.

Emma tongued behind her ear. "I'm going to spend hours abusing this sweet pussy of yours. Fucking it. Tasting it." She hotly whispered, rubbing the woman's clit rapidly. "And you're going to let me do it because you love it." She assured her as her fingers released the hard nub and spread her lower lips apart. She teased the clenching hole with her middle finger. Her girlfriend was whining against her. "You love everything I do to you. Nobody can fuck you like I can, baby."

Regina shook her head, removing it from the savior's shoulder. She moaned in the back of her throat as she looked into dark green eyes. Her hips rotated in a silent request.

"Tell me you love when I fuck you." The blonde stipulated with a smug smirk. She slid a single finger inside her lover, curling it just right. "Tell me how much you love when I talk dirty to you."

The mayor's eyes rolled into the back of her head as the teasing digit hit the right spot inside of her. She clenched around the finger, but it wasn't enough. She wanted more. "I love when you fuck me." She admitted breathlessly, but it wasn't much of a secret to either of them. She knew it was doing nothing but feeding her girlfriend's impossibly large ego.

Emma brought their lips together in a heated kiss as the former queen slowly rocked her hips. She could feel the warm cunt wrapped around her middle finger and despite the water being all around them, she could feel the plentiful amount of wetness inside of the woman's core. "Tell me, baby. Tell me how much hot I make you when I talk dirty." She moaned when eager lips started sucking on her neck.

Regina was trying to level the playing field by starting her own assault, but when the second digit slid inside of her center, her back arched and she released a slow moan. "Oh God."

Emma loved loud Regina in bed. Nothing was more delicious to her ears but the sounds her girlfriend made while they were in the throws of passion. She set up a steady pace of two fingers before she snuck her third in, feeling the stretch of her lover's cunt.

That did it for the brunette. She needed to come soon and if she didn't say what the sheriff wanted her to then she would be tortured on the edge for hours until Emma finally brought her over it. As fucking sexy as that game was, she didn't want one prolonged orgasm. She wanted multiple ones. "You drive me crazy, baby." She moaned wantonly, nailed carving into her lover's shoulders. "I love when you talk dirty to me." She confessed and felt a thumb apply pressure to her clit. "I get so wet for you." She was rambling now, but for some reason she couldn't stop her words as the blonde fucked her like no one else ever could. "You fuck me so good."

Emma loved every word out of the mayor's mouth. "Yeah?" She sped up the pace of her fingers and leaned her head back on the tub railing. The pulsing between her legs was becoming very pronounced the more Regina talked to her.

"Mhm!" The older woman whimpered. "I love you so much." She cried out as her release neared. "Make me come, Emma."

The blonde happily complied and curled her fingers just right with each thrust as her thumb roughly abused her lover's clit. Regina stopped her shameless rambling and just became shameless in her loud moans and whines. Emma connected their lips when she felt the woman's tight walls squeeze her fingers but she never once stopped her thrusts.

Regina came and came and came again until the sheriff took pity on her and removed her fingers from the quivering hole. The mayor sagged against her true love and caught her breath. Her limps felt like jelly and her body was satisfied and exhausted at the same time.

Emma kissed brown hair as she soaped up a washcloth behind the woman's back and started washing her as she waited for her to recover. "I love you too." She said with a grin.

The older woman wasn't about to move a muscle. "Huh?" She asked.

"You said you loved me a minute ago." Emma reminded her. "I didn't get the chance to say it back." She moved the cloth along her back and over her shoulders and arms.

Regina chuckled happily and placed a small kiss to Emma's shoulder. "I've never been love fucked like that." She teased, repeating the woman's earlier words.

Emma laughed. "Just wait until we make it to our bed after this bath."

"I'm not sure I can go again, honey." The brunette confessed. "Give me a minute and I'll fuck you though."

The sheriff smirked and lifted her girlfriend's head off of her shoulder. She kissed her deeply and bit at her lip. "It's my first night all settled in, baby. We're going until one of us passes out."


Monday morning was rough for Regina. Her and Emma stayed up late last night fucking until nearly three in the morning. So when the mayor's alarm started beeping at 6:30am she wanted nothing more than to hit snooze and cuddle up to the softly snoring blonde behind her.

After a little bit of an inner debate, the brunette turned off her alarm altogether and moved in the younger woman's arms, turning to face her. Emma grumbled quietly but allowed the woman room to change position and held the former queen tight against her when she settled.

"Too early." The blonde mumbled with closed eyes.

"Mhm." Regina agreed, nuzzling her face into her lover's neck, trying to catch sleep again.

Emma phone went off on the on the bedside table and she practically whined, taking her arm off of her girlfriend and turning on her back to answer it but kept her eyes closed to fight the inevitable morning. "Hello?"

The mayor adjusted herself against and laid her head across the blonde's bare chest, seeking her warmth. "Tell them to leave us alone." She grumbled.

"Oh good! I wasn't sure you'd be awake." Snow said cheerfully, way too cheerfully for the savior's liking.

Emma still kept her eyes closed as she replied, "Morning mom." She vaguely heard her girlfriend scoff her displeasure.

"I need you to come down to the station before I have to be at the school."

"Why?" The sheriff questioned.

"Wedding plans, Emma." Mary Margaret informed her. "Bring Regina too if she's willing. I need to know your opinions."

"And why can't we do this after work?" Emma asked.

"I have a doctor's appointment after work. This is important, sweetheart. This is my wedding day."

With a grumble the sheriff opened her eyes. "Fine. I'll be there in ten minutes." She hung up before her mother could reply and loudly groaned, "Uh!"

Regina didn't even bother to open her eyes when she asked, "What did Snow want?"

Emma squirmed out of her warm bed and body in it, much to her displeasure. The room was bright and when her feet touched the carpet she felt wet tongues licking her toes. "She asked me to go down to the station. Something about her fucking wedding." She petted the puppies before she walked her bare ass to the dresser to put on a bra and panties.

"Good God." Regina complained. "I never thought I'd say this but I can't wait until those two get married." The brunette grabbed her girlfriend's pillow and cuddled up to it in the younger woman's absence.

The savior jumped into a tight pair of jeans with a sleepy laugh. "At least you don't have to be involved in it. I swear to God that if they do something ridiculous like make me the flower girl I'm going to punch them." Regina just laughed as Emma put a shirt on and grabbed her blue leather jacket from the closet. "I'm leaving, baby." She declared.

Regina opened her eyes, and furrowed her brown eyebrows when she saw her bedhead girlfriend slipping on a piece of leather. "You're leaving now? You haven't even brushed your hair. Or your teeth for that matter." She noted.

Emma shrugged. "It's called gum." She put a knee on the bed and leaned down to kiss her sleepy girlfriend tenderly. "Don't forget to give Henry his phone back before school and text me what you want to do for lunch. I love you."

"I love you too, dear." The older woman beamed as she watched her girlfriend go, their dogs following her out of the room. She had a good hour before her son would wake her up demanding breakfast and she was going to take advantage of it.


Tinkerbelle and Mary Margaret were looking through bridal magazines on Hook's desk. The pirate wasn't pleased because that left him to stand up. Emma's office was locked so he couldn't go in there to sit down and answer phone calls so he was stuck maneuvering around the two women as they gasped and adored every stupid thing they saw. David was busy at his own desk organizing complaint forms.

"I'm sorry, but when did this become the wedding planning station?" Emma asked when she entered the room.

Snow beamed at the voice and stood up quickly. "Good! You're-" Her speech stopped abruptly when she saw four harsh red marking on her daughter's neck.

Blonde eyebrows furrowed in confusion. "What?"

Killian laughed from where he was standing and pointed to his neck. "It looks like Ursula wrapped one of her tentacles around your neck." He told her. "I take it your first night at the mansion went well?"

Emma felt heat rising to her cheeks and she mindlessly rubbed at her neck before clearing her throat. "You said you needed my opinions?" She asked her mother, ignoring the looks of everyone in the station.

The pixie haired woman shook of out her shock and nodded. "Yes! Now, we're nearly done with the planning." She offered her seat to the blonde and Emma sat down beside Tinkerbelle, looking at the scrapbook on the desk. Snow flipped through the pages as she explained. "It's going to be an outside ceremony at the troll bridge where me and David-"

"Began your affair?" Hook smugly interrupted.

"Killian." Tinkerbelle warned firmly and his sheepish look made Emma chuckle.

Mary Margaret went on. "The colors are blue and white. My maid of honor will be Ruby and David's best man will be Henry-"

Emma was touched. "Aw! Really, dad?" She asked with a smile.

Charming nodded. "Yeah. I haven't asked him yet, but I planned to do it tomorrow. Think that'll be okay with Regina?"

"Yeah, she'll love it. Any excuse to dress the kid up." The sheriff chuckled. "But I figured he'd be the ring barer."

The schoolteacher shook her head. "No. We decided not to have a ring barer or flower girl. We want small and quant."

"So what's my role in all of this?" Emma asked, figuring that was what her mom was building up to.

Mary Margaret cleared her throat. "Well, I thought you could walk me down the aisle."

The savior nodded. "Sound good."

Her lack of enthusiasm didn't go unnoticed by the bride. Snow sighed softly. "Do you not want to?" She asked, trying not to feel hurt.

Emma shook her head. "No, I'm good with whatever." She assured her. "I just- last I heard Leroy was walking you down the aisle."

Mary Margaret looked guilty. "Well, he was, but we want you in the ceremony."

"I can do something else." She suggested. "I don't want to take Leroy's spot."

"Well there's nowhere else to put you." Tinkerbelle informed her, flipping through the scrapbook and showing her the ceremony set up.

Green eyes moved down to look over the blueprint. "Why is Doc standing where preacher Sam should be?" She questioned. Charming and Snow made eye contact and it tipped the sheriff off. They were hiding something. "Okay. What aren't you telling me?"

"He backed out." The deputy revealed.

Blonde eyebrows creased in confusion. "Why?"

Snow cleared her throat. "David is divorced." She stated. "His marriage with Katherine was valid in this world and apparently Sam thinks it would be disrespectful to marry us in the house of God."

"Fucking Catholics." David said in anger. "He ran a brothel back in the Enchanted Forest! Him being a preacher is disrespectful in the house of God." He rolled his eyes.

An idea struck Emma. "I can marry you guys!" She eagerly suggested.

Everybody looked at her in confusion. "What?" Snow asked.

"Yeah! I'll get ordained online and perform the ceremony! It'll be totally legit." She wasn't excited to be in the wedding until then. Performing a wedding ceremony was on every comedy show she loved and growing up she always wanted to do it.

David chuckled softly and pointed at his daughter with his pen. "I actually like that idea."

Emma beamed and turned to her mother. "It's up to the bride."

Mary Margaret thought on it. "How long will it take you to become officially ordained?"

The sheriff grinned.


So Emma will perform the wedding ceremony! I thought it was fitting enough & totally seems like something Emma would do. Coming up in the next chapter is some fluffy Swan Queen & the Charming wedding! Also, Henry will find out that Neal bailed & you'll see how he takes it. I'll post that Friday! Tell me what you thought of this! Until next time! :)