At Least You're Not Aquaman

by mybrainproblems

Eren Jaeger is a college student studying marine biology and working in the stickleback lab at his university while he dreams of exploring the deepest parts of the ocean. He's just a normal happy-go-lucky twenty-one year old. The only problem is that his sister is a superhero and he's every supervillain's favorite target. (hella slow build LevixEren)

82. 82: Report

Guess what? Precisely one year ago today (15 May 2014) I started writing ALYNA over on Archive of Our Own! Which means that clearly I had to get out something today after months of not updating... (-_-;)

The next chapter will be longer but this one was either going to be the short and snappy thing you see here or a lumbering and unwieldy thing that would've been 2k+ to hit all the same things.

Oh and someone wrote a song inspired by ALYNA! Did I cry? Absolutely! dauntlesranger-dot-tumblr-dot-com / post / 114717793096 / only-human (hey FFN how about you enable hyperlinks sometime this decade? Or at least stop eating parts of urls)

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City of Trost Police Department

Incident Report

Date: 16 October
Location: SW Factory Way, Trost Palisades

Incident: Report of fire and explosion at abandoned factory in southern palisades. Factory rumored to have been a methamphetamine lab; evidence points to this having been the case. Explosion likely caused by mishandled chemicals. Further investigation found remains from multiple bodies caught in the explosion. Investigation of the basement found seven people killed by gunshot wounds to the head; five male and two female, identities unknown. All seven bodies removed to coroner for autopsy. Evidence points to this being the result of an altercation between rival local gangs producing and dealing methamphetamines. No conclusive evidence pointing to any specific gangs' involvement.

Investigating Officers: R. Brown & B. Hooper

Status: Closed on 17 October, no further investigation required.

City of Trost Medical Examiner's Office

Autopsy Report

Date: 18 October

Subject 1: Male, 5'8", early-20s
Cause of death: Gunshot wound, entry wound on forehead, exit wound from back of skull, bullet not found but presumed to be from a .22 caliber weapon

Subject 2: Male, 5'9", late-20s
Cause of death: Gunshot wound, entry wound on forehead, .22 caliber bullet found lodged in the base of the skull (no ballistics match)

Subject 3: Female, 5'9", early-20s
Cause of death: Gunshot wound to back of head, bullet not found but presumed to be from a .22 caliber weapon

Subject 4: Male, 5'11", early-30s
Cause of death: Gunshot wound to back of head, bullet not found but presumed to be from a .22 caliber weapon

Subject 5: Male, 6'1", early-20s
Cause of death: Gunshot wound to side of head, bullet not found but presumed to be from a .22 caliber weapon

Subject 6: Male – Body cremated prior to autopsy due to processing error

Subject 7: Female – Body cremated prior to autopsy due to processing error

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Jaeger & Bodt Kidnapping Case (SC Records)

Note: Police investigation closed 24 hours after being opened with minimal investigation; no suspects or victims named

Site Investigation:

· Sub-basement of warehouse fully intact; found three additional bodies (one male, two female)

o Male 1: Gunshot wound to chest, coup de grace shot to the back of the head (both from a .22 caliber weapon)

o Male 2: One executioner's shot to the back of the head (.22 caliber)

o Female: Gunshot to the face (.22 caliber)

· Basement ceiling partially collapsed, sustained partial fire damage

o Fire damage was isolated to two rooms; accelerants of unknown type used

· Canine remains found in fire-damaged rooms along with partially-destroyed medical equipment

o Samples taken yielded inconclusive results with basic tests; DNA analysis underway

o Identifiable equipment included: one blood centrifuge, two automated analyzers, a variety of dissection and autopsy tools and a large quantity of syringes

o Containers with trace amounts of thiomersal found

Police Investigation:

· Arson and vice divisions not involved

· No forensic evidence gathered besides bodies brought to ME

· Officers involved previously flagged for potential corruption

· Major pushback from senior officers on any questions being asked

· Official explanation is that a meth lab exploded, no evidence to support this

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Second floor decoy lab rigged with explosives. Animal testing lab found in basement with canine remains. In light of what was found in the basement lab I have no reason to distrust further information gathered by informant D.

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Note: This is slightly different from the version on AO3 because of FFN's arcane formatting restrictions. It's as close as I could get it, sorry.