Just Perfect I

by Savagely

Mordecai and Rigby walks to the coffee shop but soon confessed their love. During their rivalry, they make a life with their dream girls. But later in their life, trouble finds them. And Rigby's family member "visits" as a enemy to Rigby and everyone else. Mordecai and Rigby hopes kill him after Rigby's mom dies. Drug use, cussing, violence, drinking and sexual parts. No flames.

2. Angry birds Pun intended! HA!

Jeremey punched Mordecai while Rigby elbowed Jeremy in the knee. Wincing, Jeremey backed up. Mordecai ran and back kicked Jeremey in the face, making him fall over. Jeremey punched Modecai and Mordecai hooked Jeremay and punched him in the cheek. Chad showed up and kicked Mordecai off of Jeremey. Rigby backflipped and kicked Chad in the face. Chad fell down. Jeremey walked over and kicked Rigby in the balls. He yelled. Mordecai shoved Chad off and picked Jeremey up. He threw him on the counter, hitting his balls. Jeremey screamed in pain. Rigby kicked Jeremey's balls when Jeremey fell down. Chad punched Rigby. Mordecai kicked Chad in the face and Rigby drop kicked Chads throat. Cahd falls over in pain and he cried a little. Jeremey got up.

Jeremey: That's it!

Jeremey pulled out a shotgun.

Mordecai: Woah! What are you doing, man!

Rigby: Are you freaking crazy!?

Chad: Shoot them! I can't even get up!

Rigby: What are you planning to do!?

Jeremey, mockingly in a highish, british voice: Why I'm gonna POP your heads off! And piss in it!

Rigby tackled Jeremey while Mordecai took the gun and bashed Jeremey's face with the butt of it. Jeremey had blood in his mouth, nearly full with blood dripping out. Chad got up and tried to run to both of them. Rigby took the gun and shot Chad's legs. While Chad's in midair, Rigby used the butt of the gun to "homerun" Chad's head. Chad's head was bloody and his eyes looked like he was crying every since he was running at them. They looked at what they have done. Borken chairs, broken counter, broken tables, Chad's pretty much dead, and so is Jeremey.

Rigby: I... uh. Lov-

Rigby almost kissed Eileen but then he stopped his self.

Eileen: Rigby?

Rigby: I got to go to work.

Mordecai: Yeah. Me too. Sadly.

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Oh my god! Chad and Jeremey got fuck up! Modecai and Rigby went ham on them! Well anyways, I'll try my best to make a lot of chapters. Like 25, like the creator of Chip of the Block to remember him, or so. But keep watching, keep reading, and I'll give you another chapter every day! Unless I get Writers' Block.:P Well, Bye! Keep reading to see the end! Really funny! And comment! Peace! :D check my poll.