Rigby: Mordecai, I'm in love!
Mordecai: Wow man! With Eileen or someone else?
Rigby: Boy, you know when I love a girl, it'd be Eileen. Holding this back for so long hurted me.
Benson: Hey! do your work! Or you can do it on the streets!
Rigby, enraged: Hey fuck you!
Benson: what did you say bitch!?
Rigby: I said FUCK YOU! I just got boyfriend/girlfriend with Eileen!
Benson: What!? That stupid 2 coin whore!? You really done good with your self! Congrats with the slut!
Rigby: At least I got a girl and not in waiting for a 1 coin whore next door! Sounds familiar!?
Benson punched Rigby in the face. Rigby kicked Benson's leg, making him fall sideways. While Benson is midair, Rigby dropkicked Benson. Benson stood up with his nose bloody.
Benson: Good job, Rigby. If you tried this hard doing your job as you try to beat people, you'd be givin 3 raises. Now go back to work! And you're on thin ice Rigby! Thin fucking ice!
Benson left without saying another word.
Mordecai: You really kicked his ass Rigby.
Mordecai laughed.
Rigby: Yeah. He got what was coming.
After 3 hours, they went to the coffee shop.
Rigby: Hey babe.
Eileen: Hey baby.
Rigby and Eileen kissed for a while while Mordecai and Margaret stood there watching them feeling awkward.
Then, out of nowhere, Chad and Jeremey closed the door behind them.
Chad: Well looks who's here.
Rigby: You don't get enough, do you? I beat your a- wait no webeat your a &*# and we'llkick it again.
Eileen: you guys need to stop. You'll die if you kept facing those two Chad and Jeremey.
Chad: Shut up, bitch
Rigby rushed at Chad and bitch slapped him with Rigby's fingernails, leaving a claw-looking mark with blood.
Rigby: Call her a bitch again and I'll kill you!
Chad: Bi-
Rigby motioned his hand and Chad backed up like a chump.
Mordecai: Just back up! We came for a reason. And it's not to fuck around with you fags.
Jeremey mockingly: Good! I thought your homosexuality was a little more output than normal, but you prove me wrong!
Chad mockingly: Maybe he isn't gay! N-
Mordecai , who cut him off: Damn straight!
Rigby: Yeah! Now get out of my way!
Chad: Naw! Unless you think you can beat me alone without any help!
Rigby: Ok. But I hope you know a docter who can put your face where it belongs after finding your butt on your face cause I'm gonna knock you silly!
Eileen and Margaret: He just own you faggits! Oh!
Chad: Bitch I told you to shut up! Man! talk about needy bitches.
Rigby ran to and kicked Chad in the face. Chad kneed Rigby in the ribs. Rigby uppercuts Chad and kicks his nuts.
Chad fell down and cried.
Rigby: Looks like lil' Chad needs his bottle!
Chad, crying: Shut up!
Mordecai: Stop crying you little brat! Ha Ha!
Jeremy rushed to Mordecai but Mordecai drop kicked Jeremey in the nose, leaving it bloody.
Mordecai: Every time you fight us, here or anywhere, Bold, italic, or any font-
Rigby: You won't win cause every time, your gonna get stomp!
Rigby and Mordecai fist bumped.
Rigby: We rule! We rule! We rule! We rule! We rule!