Detective Conan and Magic Kaito characters, settings, and ideas do not belong to me but to Aoyama Gōshō.
Warnings: Language, minor violence
TMPD Antics
By Taliya
XXX: Hakuba and Kudou
The four young detectives gazed at each other. Two were rather puzzled, and the other two grinned at each other.
"Figured it out yet?" asked Heiji in Kaito's body, aiming the question at Saguru.
"He's already pinched my cheek," grumbled Kaito in Heiji's body, shooting his high school friend a scowl as he rubbed his cheek.
Shinichi folded his arms across his chest with an exasperated sigh. "So what's the trick? Really sticky face masks and voice changers?"
Saguru exhaled gustily, though he shot Kaito in Heiji's body a suspicious glare. "If that was the trick, then that wasn't much of a prank, Kuroba."
"Who said anything about masks and voice changers?" asked Kaito's voice—though it was not coming from Kaito in Heiji's body. The two not-switched detectives glanced up to find Kaito and Heiji walking up to them. They turned, staring in confusion at the Kaito and Heiji they had walked into the cafeteria with. Since when were there were two of Kaito and two of Heiji?
"What—" Shinichi started, absolutely speechless.
The newly-arrived Kaito and Heiji pair beamed at their doppelgängers and their two coworkers. "Hi friends!" the second Kaito chirped, apparently himself as Heiji snickered.
Saguru moaned as he covered his eyes with a hand. "What the bloody blazes is going on?!"
Author's Note: Confused yet? I'm grinning so much right now it's not even funny. I had this little brainwave while driving across Texas around midnight, so it made brilliant sense to my sleep-deprived and otherwise addled mind. Maybe you can parse out what's going on here and figure out Kaito and Heiji's trick? I think I'm having way too much fun with this. I hope you enjoyed it.
Completed: 08.10.2015