After 5 months, Mordecai decides it's time.

Mordecai: Hey Rigby. I think it's time to take a break.

Rigby: Not me. I've got dish duty for all of my breaks for 2 weeks.

Mordecai: Aww what?

Rigby: Remember when I fought Benson?

Mordecai: Yeah. So?

Rigby: Apparently he didn't like other people watching him get beat up on youtube.

Mordecai: Well I'm going to the coffee shop. See ya.

Rigby: Hope you have fun with coffee while I clean bullshit dishes.

At the coffee shop

Mordecai: Hey Margaret.

Jeremey: She's not here.

Mordecai: You! You just love to be hurt!

Jeremey: I'm not here to fight now. But I came to warn you.

Mordecai: What!?

Jeremey: You have to stay away from Margaret. She's mine. If you date her, I'll wait till you two are married, have kids, at the pinnicle of your life, I'll kill you.

Mordecai punched Jeremey in the face, making him to fall.

Jeremey, wiping away the blood from his mouth getting back up: That won't be enough.

Mordecai: Are you saying that you'd like another punch!?

Jeremey: I'm saying that won't be enough to stop me from killing you.

Mordecai punched Jeremy in the eye, making him fall backwards.

Mordecai: Looks like you did want another. Look get out of here or I'Mgonna kill you!

Jeremey: Well I guess I'll meet you back here tomarrow. I'll be selling lollypops, foot in ass , and chocolate. And the only item I have is suger-free!

Mordecai: Then I'll give you the foot in ass and not charge you. That's right. Free of charge bitch!

Mordecai pushed Jeremey to the ground. Eileen came out with coffee.

Jeremy: Hey ho, help me up!

Eileen got some coffee, put some salt in it, and bashed it upside Jeremey's face. While he was down pulling out the glass shards from his wounds, Eileen decided to go even farther and pour a pound or two of salt ALL OVER Jeremey's wounds. Jeremy yelled. He got up and went for Eileen. Mordecai was about to get Jeremey until out of nowhere Rigby came and tackled Jeremey. He kept punching Jeremey untill he was knocked out.

Rigby: Try to get up, and I'll kill you.

Mordecai: I thought you had to take dish duty.

Rigby: Yeah But I convinced Benson to let me go to the coffee shop.

Mordecai: How?

Rigby: Uh...

At the park

Benson, hogtied with tape over his mouth: Rigby! get me out of this! Get back here! Skips! Muscle Man! Hi Fives! Thomas! Pops!

Then Skips came.

Benson: Skips! Help me!

Skips, untieing Benson and removing the tape: What happend?

Benson: What's Gonna happen is Rigby getting beaten for tieing me up!

At the coffee shop

Rigby: Slyness.

Mordecai: You did you hogtied his ass, didn't you?

Rigby: Yes. Hopefully, he'll leanr not to stick me with anymore punishment chores.

Mordecai: You're gonna get fired.

Rigby: All I care about now is Eileen. You okay?

Eileen: Yeah. I'm fine.

Mordecai: Where's Margaret?

Eileen: She's in the back. She just talked to Jeremey about "I don't love you, you pervert!" and "You're gonna get killed if he keeps doing this, either Me or Mordecai will do it!".

Mordecai went down to the back to greet Margaret.

Mordecai: Margaret?

Margaret, signing: Yeah Mordecai?

Mordecai: I love you. Will you be my girfriend?

Margaret: Yes!

They both kissed.

Mordecai:*Yes! Step 1 is completed! I'll wait for step 2. That's gonna be a long time from now.*


I have decided to not censor cuss words anymore. I gave you what you want. Be happy. I'm just chillin after going 75-0 on free-for-all on COD:Black Ops II and I feel awesome. Oh and by the way, I messed up on the next chapter and I'll fix it. And I'll add to the new chapter so stay in touch with the story. When I finish, I'll show everbody the real chapter.