And now the chapter I've been leaving all of you wondering...
STARTS NOW!
Warning: Sexual content is in this
After 3 weeks, The guys are on the park's spring break off tradition and Mordecai and Rigby get to take the day off along with 4 more days off. And guess how they will spend today.
Mordecai and Rigby: Date time!
Rigby: I'm gonna text Eileen for date night!
Mordecai: I'm texting Margaret!
Rigby: Helly Yeah!
Mordecai: Fuck yeah!
Rigby picks up the phone.
Rig"be" Awesome[ "text" name]: Hey baby. I want you to come over for date night. About 8 pm.
Eileen[no"text" name]: I think I'm opened for this night. The shifts in the coffee shop are killing me, but I'll be ok.
Rig"be" Awesome: Heh heh. I'll be glad you're opened. I've tried to get in before but my phone was dying.
Eileen: Ok.
Rig"be" Awesome: I'll be waiting to get in touch with you.
Eileen: Stop.
Rig"be" Awesome: But I want you to listen.
Eileen: Ha ha... You are so funny.
text ended
Rigby: Ok. I just finished texting Eileen.
Mordecai: I'm done texting Margaret.
Benson comes in and punches Rigby.
Rigby: What the hell!?
Benson: You fucking hog tied me! What would I not do!?
Rigby got up and pushed Benson to the ground.
Rigby: Get over it! Damn, it's been like a month or something!
Benson got up and turned red.
Benson: Well I guess you won't mine doing all the chores you didn't do over the week! You too Mordecai!
Benson left stomping.
Rigby: This is fucking bullshit! If this fucks up my date, I'll fucking kill someone!
Mordecai: It's ok. Just look at what we need to do.
They looked at the list.
Clean the gutters
Mop the kitchen
Take out trash
Wash the dishes
Wallpaper the entire upstairs hall[for real this time]
Get rid of the knight in the creek
Clean TV
Sweep the upstairs
Take out the litter in the park
Mordecai: What the hell!?
Rigby: See!? This is shit!
Mordecai: Well let's get started we've got-5 hours!? Oh well.
After 3 hours they finished the chores.
X Mop the kicthen
X Wash the dishes
X Wallpaper the entire upstairs hall[for real this time]
X Get rid of the knight in the creek
X Clean TV
X Sweep the unstairs
X Take out the litter in the park
Mordecai: Damn man. I'm so tired.
Rigby: I know. I'm going to take a shower.
Mordecai: Yeah. Ok man. Make sure you leave some hot water for me.
Rigby: Whatever.
Mordecai: I'm not fucking kidding.
Rigby: Yeah yeah. I know. Shit and stuff.
Rigby took a shower and then so did Mordecai after Rigby. After 100 minutes[1 hour and 40 minutes] they got into Rigby's Durango and drove to Margaret's and Eileen's apartment. When both got to the door, it opened. Margaret looked cute with her black dress and red skirt while Eileen showed up with sparkling white dress with a maroon type of skirt on.
Rigby: D-D-D-D-Damn! Who called nurse secksay!?
Eileen: Thanks Rigby. You have a apointment with nurse secksay alone, hopefully.
Rigby: I see your game. Ha Ha.
Mordecai: You look hot Margaret.
Margaret: You too. Let's go.
They all headed into the car and went to mchooligans. They pulled up to the lot and parked. Rigby unlocked the doors. The gang all went inside and got seated. Just then the waiter showed up.
Waiter: What will you be ordering tonight. I'm guessing you all are in a group?
Mordecai: I'll have the medium bacon cheese burger with sea salt fries and a large .
Margaret: I'll have the grilled cheese and fries with a small Cherry Coke.
Rigby: I'll have the medium 5 strip chicken and chilly cheese fries with a large Shake
Eileen: I'll have the fish sandwich fried and fries with a small raspberry lemonade.
Waiter: Ok. About 3 and a half minutes. I'll take the menus.
Rigby: We'll hold on to it for more drinks.
Waiter: You can just have refills.
Rigby: Uh no. I mean like "special" drinks.
Waiter: Oh... Ok.
The waiter walks away.
Mordecai: What do you mean by these "special" drinks?
Rigby: You'll see. In the meantime, let's talk while our food prepards.
They talked and talked until their food was delivered. They ate all of their food.
Mordecai: Tonight was awesome.
Eileen: Totally.
Margaret: No freaking doubt.
Rigby gave a smug look.
Mordecai: Why do you look smug?
Rigby: Heh Heh, oh if you like right now, just watch this.
The waiter came back.
Waiter: Are you ready to choose your beer, wine, or such.
Mordecai: What!?
Rigby: I'm gonna give everyone at the table a round of beer.
Margaret: Yeah!
Eileen: Hell yeah!
Mordecai: Fuck!
Rigby: Give us random beer or anything except for vocka or scotch.
Round one of beer
Rigby: Man this isn't nothing.
Mordecai: I know.
Rigby: Hey can we speed up the beer process?
Round five of beer
Mordecai: Hey l l-looked at that raccoon and I-I-I-I thought a-about sla-slapping him in the f-f-face but since he got m-me some b-b-beer so if I d-d-did that, I'd be and ass-ass-asshole!
Rigby: Just fu-fu-fucking drink the b-beer you p-p-p-polla.[look at google translator]
Margaret: I be on beer. I-I-Isn't that f-f-fun?
Eileen: Margaret s-stop.
Margaret: I-I-I'm sincere.
Eileen: Margaret, Shut the fuck up. I'm not stoned enough to know that you sound like a dumbass.
Round seven of beer
Mordecai: Let's go h-h-home.
Rigby: But who in the hell i-i-is gonna p-pick us u-u-up?
Mordecai: Hm H-H-Hm. Thomas.
They called Thomas, Thomas drove Rigby's car, and they were going to Margaret's and Eileen's home. Just then Thrift shop played. They drunkly singed to it.
As Thomas left, the gang headed to the apartment.
Rigby: I had a good time.
Eileen: Me too. I bet those two had a good time too. Well we have to go.
Rigby: No. Let's go in. I have an "apointment".
Eileen: Oh.
Margaret: I think that Mordecai does to. With me.
Mordecai: Time to fuck you up!
Mordecai picked up Margaret and took her to her room. Rigby and Eileen went to Eileen's room.
Rigby: You ready?
Eileen: Yes. Do what you like.
Rigby happily took off Eileen's shirt off and then her bra. He then licked her boobs while she giggled. He then took Eileen's skirt off. He then put his dick in Eileens pussy. Eileen moaned passionately. Rigby then slid two fingers in her pussy. He then put his tounge on her tounge. Meanwhile Mordecai had already tounged Margaret, her pussy, her boobs, her back, and her butt. After a hour, they were finished. Mordecai and Rigby headed home until Margaret and Eileen came back fixing theirselfs.
Eileen: Hey Rigby I hope we do that again.
Eileen grabbed Rigby's croutch. Margaret did the same with Mordecai.
Margaret: Yeah me too Mordecai.
Mordecai and Rigby went home in Rigby's car Thomas had left there, apparently walking home. After going home they went to bed, thinking about their girlfriends. Thomas was thinking of Tammy.
Thomas: I wonder if my girl is thinking about kids. Hmm. She's been giving signs. I'm fucked if I screw up. If I wake up tomarrow with my dick plasted with paint, I wouldn't be surprised. Hmm. Rigby. How does he do it. Like everything is planned. Even though he's lazy and a slacker. Crazy as hell.
Thomas drove to his home. Tammy was there. Thomas bravely took off his clothes and laid next to her on their bed.
Tammy: You forgot our anerversary.
Thomas: Nope. I'm giving you my virginity.
Tammy widen her eyes. She followed his lead and they had sex. After that, they laughed.
Thomas: That was awesome.
Tammy: Yeah.
They went to sleep.
If anybody's wondering, Someone getting married is in like the 10th chapter During that, Everyone will come back to Mchooligans to get drunk. Someone having a baby is like the 11th chapter. The end of this story, I've decided, will be either 25 or 30 chapters completed thus completing my story. Peace. I love my fans.