After 3 months, Mordecai and Rigby has worked the same amount of working they have done. When it was their break time, they sat down and played Dig champs. Mordecai started the game and then lossed. Rigby then lossed sooner.
Rigby: This shit sucks!
Mordecai: I know! Let's play Street fight x Tekken.
Rigby: Yeah!
They played their game untill their break time was over. They headed out to the gutters to clean cause somebody trashed it. They used the hose to clean it out and when the day was over they decided to have some fun.
Rigby: Let's go to the coffee shop.
Mordecai: Yeah.
They went to the coffee shop.
Mordecai: Hey babe.
Margaret: Hey.
Rigby: hey secksay.
Eileen: Hi Rigby.
Rigby kissed Eileen and Mordecai kissed Margaret.
Rigby: I've been thinking of something to do tonight.
Margaret: What?
Mordecai: Yeah what?
Rigby: We could have a party!
Eileen: Awesome!
Mordecai: But what about last time with Party Pete?
Rigby: That won't happen again, he's dead.
Margaret: Why am I never here when that happens?
Mordecai: I don't know.
Rigby: Be at the house at 7 pm. 2 hours from now.
Margaret and Eileen: Ok.
The two girls left.
Mordecai: I don't know how you'll pull it off. What about Benson?
Rigby: Ever since we had that party with Party Pete, I've gotten Skips on board earlier to convince Benson to take the night off instead of worrying about us.
Mordecai: That.. could work!
Rigby: Hell yeah! Of course it's gonna work.
Mordecai: You want to go back to the park?
Rigby: Yeah. We'll see if Skips convinced Benson.
At the park
Skips: You need to take a night off. You're stressed.
Benson: I don't know Skips.
Skips: Yes you need to relax.
Benson: But what about Mordecai and Rigby? Rigby mostly.
Skips: I need you to go.
Benson: Why do you want me gone?
Skips, almost blowing his cover: Uh. No reason.
Thomas came.
Thomas: Yes reason. Rigby is almost close to finding out about the "files". If he finds out you're fired.
Benson: Crap! I'll take the "files" home and burn them. Then I guess I'll relax.
Benson left.
Skips: How were you able to convice Benson!
Thomas I got skills like a goat do! I'm coming to the party i've heard you talking about. Or I'm telling Benson.
Skips: What!?
Thomas: Hey, my genrosity comes with a price.
Thomas left. Mordecai and Rigby came.
Mordecai: Did you convince Benson yet?
Skips: Uh no. Thomas did.
Rigby: How in the hell did he do that?
Skips: He just walked up and convinced him.
Mordecai: Well he didn't need to do that!
Skips: If he didn't do what he just did, we'd have no party.
Rigby: Is that all?
Skips: He also said that he and his girl is coming to the party.
Mordecai: No fucking way!
Skips: If you didn't let him, he would snitch to Benson.
Rigby: Man that bitch. Snitches are bitches-
Mordecai: Who are gay witches end up-
Both: In ditches!
Skips: oh well, let's go to the party store to get supplies.
Mordecai, Rigby, and Skips went to the party store and went to find supplies. But for some reason, Friday section was destroyed. I know, what the fuck?
Rigby: Why in the hell is Friday is messed up?!
Mordecai: I know. Something is messed up. Why is this screwed? Friday is the best day to have a party.
Bobby, who was in T.G.I Tuesday, came to help them.
Bobby: Yeah I know there was some guy who came in and-
Bobby looked at Mordecai and Rigby.
Bobby: You two!
He was now pointing at them with anger and despair.
Bobby: You bitches fucked this up!
Bobby threw a punch at Mordecai but missed. Skips pushed Bobby to the ground.
Skips: Hell's wrong with you!? These aren't the people who you're wanting. We just came here.
Bobby: But he's the birdwho destroyed the stand!
Mordecai thought: * Bird? I wasn't here today.*
Bobby: And he had his friend like you!
He pointed at Rigby.
Rigby: I've only been here about once. I just came here today.
Skips: Yeah! Bobby think hard! Like your bones are about to be broke. Cause it is!
Bobby thought hard.
Bobby: Well he isn't greyish. And the tall one isn't white.
Rigby thought: *Greyish? White?*
Rigby: Wait who was he?
Bobby: About 6 ft like him.
Rigby: I think- naw. It can't be.
Mordecai: What?
Rigby: Nothing. Let's go to the o-
Bobby: Wait. I remember who did this. It was an ostrich and a possum.
Skips: No!
Mordecai: It's Jeremy and Chad!
Bobby: Yeah! That's the guys. I here their game has changed. They take things and they'll only give it back if you- now this is actually real- Reg-sh-ow.
Skips: What?
Mordecai: Fuck?
Rgby: What the crap is Reg-sh-ow?
Bobby: It's a card game that is for card players with skill. It's also how two animals who created this game to pass the time. The same animals as you. Looks like the vadals got to it and once again unlocked it from the world. The animals who made it only unlocked it once when they created it. That's because two animals who stole it and hid it in jealously. 100 years later, Jeremey and Chad got to it. I guess their wanting to ruin the party.
Rigby: How did they know?
Mordecai: I don't know.
Bobby: Anyway I'm giving you guys these decks of cards. One deck each. These should be near best cards around.
Mordecai and Rigby: Thanks!
Mordecai: You know Bobby, you're cool.
Bobby: I wish more people will say that.
Skips: Not to be rude but do I get some?
Bobby: Oh yeah Skips.
Skips gasped.
Skips: How do you know my name?
Bobby: I'm with the club. Gary knows. Can't believe he didn't tell you. Anyway I got you the special cards from the club for you.
Bobby handed him the deck.
Skips: Hella yeah!
Mordecai: Yeah! Let's go.
Rigby: Where are they?
Bobby: I think they said they were going to the ballroom in the park.
Rigby: Couldn't pick a better place.
As they started to leave Rigby stayed back.
Rigby: What about you?
Bobby shook his head sadly.
Bobby: I'll wait for Jeremey and Chad to kill me.
Rigby stayed while everyone else left. That is untill they all stopped.
Mordecai: What are you doing Rigby?
Rigby: You heard him. He'll die if we leave him here. We have to do something.
They all looked at each other.
Mordecai: Did he accept it?
Rigby: What?
Mordecai: If he accepts it, we have to go without worring.
Rigby: He accepts cause he has no choice! If one of us stay here he might be okay. But if we all leave he'll die. He gave us the cards and we're just gonna ditch him waiting for his somewhat untimely death cause someone didn't have the balls to save him!? Hell no! I'm gonna show some nuts and save this guy!
Everyone looked like at each other again.
Skips: You're right. I'm gonna stay here. You two go.
Mordecai: Ok.
Mordecai and Rigby left. When they got to the ballroom Jeremey and Chad was already there.
Mordecai: You bitches.
Jeremey: Glad to see me?
Rigby: Hell no. I hear that you do card duels.
Chad: I hear that you need this.
Chad showed the party supplies.
Mordecai: Yeah. Let do this.
Jeremey: Ok.
Rigby found a thing in his pocket.
Rigby: What's this?
Rigby then remembered that his time machine sale when you buy two, you get a special device for free. The guy had no use for it and he couldn't make it work. Rigby pulled it out and thought to himself. About what happended that day.
Flashback starts
Hobo: Alright now I'll give you this free.
Rigby: Alright!
Hobo: To activate this just say Reg-sh-ow.
Rigby: What?
Hobo: Just do that.
Rigby: Whatever.
Hobo: Ok. That's 10 dollar tax.
Rigby: What the fuck!?
Hobo: It comes with the device.
Rigby: Yeah.
Rigby came up with the device and hit him with in in the crotch. Then, he kicked the guy's head and ran.
Rigby: Cool! Looks like a don't have to pay tax.
Flashback ends
Rigby then put on the device that looked like a large cube with a R and a S on it. Rigby knew what to do.
Rigby: Reg-sh-ow!
Rigby transformed into Rami Rigby and was tall as Mordecai.
Mordecai: What the fuck!?
Rigby: I guess this is a Yu-gi-oh refrence. But frickin' sweet!
Jeremy: What the hell?
Chad: I know. This is weird.
Mordecai: This is Regular Show. It doesn't have to make sense.
Rami Rigby was about to speak but his voice was deeper.
Rami Rigby: Fuck that. It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!
A puzzle board bigger than a bus popped up and a smaller version of it came on each side with card holders.
Mordecai: I'll go first.
Jeremey: Me too.
They walked to the board and placed their deck on the automatic shuffler. When their cards where given, they headed back to their boards. Jeremey had the first move. Jeremy looked at his deck. It was all characters from Regular Show.
Jeremey: I'll place this card down and this card up. I summon CJ to attack your character. With 2,000 attack points and 1,300 defence points, You'll have to pull a good card.
Mordecai pulled a card from the deck. He wondered why all the cards looks like everyone he's ever saw.
Mordecai: I'll place this card up and this card down. I summon the special card G.B.F to counter-attack CJ, With 2,200 attack points and 1,850 defence points.
Jeremey: Look again! My other card was a trap card! Benson. He takes your attack and takes away 350 attack points. Leaving G.B.F to perish. Now CJ, use storm cloud!
G.B.F was destroyed in an instant.
Mordecai: Fuck!
Jeremey: You're down to 1,800 points.
Mordecai pulled a card.
Mordecai: I'll place this card up and this card down. I summon Summertime to attack with 2,240 attack points and 1,910 defence points.
Jeremey: I'll use this card up and the same with this. I summon Muscle Man and Hi five ghost with 2,100 attack points and 1,450 defence points for Muscle Man. For Hi Fives, it's 1,700 attack points and 2,600 defence points. Combined points makes them a total of 7,850 points. Destroy Summertime.
Mordecai: No. I layed a trap card. Pops. He takes away any combined or not force higher than 2,000 points and reflect it to the attacker, causing the attack to vanish but still affecting your life points.
Jeremey's attack was destroyed.
Jeremey: No! Bullshit!
Mordecai: Yeah! And since the points was so high and you combined, your life points is ultimately decreased. Too bad the match didn't last long.
Mordecai won.
Chad: Fuck this.
Chad threw them the party supplies.
Rami Rigby: Why?
Chad: I'll face you at another time. Have your gay ass party. And watch out. I might get with Eileen before you know it.
Rami Rigby: Who's Eileen? And what party?
Mordecai: The party. The shit we spent doing this for.
Rami Rigby: Oh. Maybe Rigby knows about this.
Rami Rigby looked at his cube.
Rami Rigby: Reg-sh-ow!
Rami Rigby change back to Rigby.
Rigby: What happended?
Mordecai: We won the supplies. Let's go.
Mordecai and Rigby left while Jeremey was looking sly.
Jeremey: Margaret will be mine.
This concludes another chapter and another secret. Thie "Reg-sh-ow" won't majorly change the story and it'll help save someone. Well try to keep viewing this story. It'll only get better.