Thomas: Oh I'm sorry Eile-
Thomas saw her boobs. Eileen ran to her car with her clothes.
Rigby: What the hell man!?
Hi Fives: You just tried to fuck Eileen! You traitor! Thomas!
Thomas: I'm sorry I didn't me-
Rigby punched Thomas in the face making him to fall down.
Rigby: Why!? Why would you do it!?
Thomas: I didn't mean to!
Hi Fives: You got on top of Eileen!
Thomas: I fell! This stupid strong John toy tripped me!
Rigby: Why did you come in here!?
Thomas: I heard you yelling and I opened the door! I was worried about you.
Mordecai: Why where you near the door anyway!?
Thomas: I was coming to tell all of you I just fucked my girl.
Margaret: why would we care!?
Thomas: I was drunk!
Thomas was looking at Margaret.
Margaret: Why are you staring at me?
Thomas: Are you... nude?
Margaret: Why are you asking me that!?
Thomas: I don't know!
Mordecai: You stay under the cover.
Mordecai walked to Thomas.
Thomas: Mordecai?
Mordecai punched Thomas in the gut. Thomas fell down in pain.
Thomas: I'm sorry man. Please! I didn't mean to say that!
Mordecai: Get out.
Thomas walked out and back to his girl.
Thomas: Let's go home.
Tammy: You look hurt.
Thomas: It's just stomach pain. It'll wash over.
Tammy: Ok. Maybe after sex at my place.
Thomas: Yeah. Thanks Tammy. That's just what I'll need.
Thomas picked up Tammy and walked to her car. Thomas saw Eileen in the car he saw her run to. He quicked his pace to Thomas's car. He started the engine and drove away. Rigby walked to Eileen and wiped away her tears.
Rigby: Come on baby. Stop crying. Your man is here.
Eileen, crying: I feel so exposed.
Rigby: It's ok.
Eileen, crying: No! It's not! I feel like a slut.
Rigby: Don't say that. You're not a slut.
Eileen: *Sniff*
Rigby: If you stop crying I'll tell you what I was going to say.
Eileen stop crying.
Eileen: What was it?
Rigby: Will you marry me?
Eileen: Yes!
Rigby picked up Eileen and carried her to the house. Every one came down when they heard the door open. Mordecai came thinking it was Thomas.
Mordecai: I told your ass to g- Rigby?
Rigby: Yeah. Me and Eileen are married!
Everyone cheered.
Rigby: Let's celebrate at Mchooligans!
All: Yeah!
They piled in Rigby's Durango like in chapter 7.
Rigby: Hey who's gonna drive us home?
Pops: I will. I don't like the beer taste. So I'll just get a regular drink. Plus my personality is already impaired enough to be legally drunk.
Pops got in the driver's seat, Skips got in the one next to it, Mordecai, Margaret, and Hi Fives got in the next row, and Rigby and Eileen got in the third row. They drove to the Mchooligans. Once they went in the door, a waiter took them to a special 7-seat table. But the waiter sounded retarted.
Waiter: What are youuuuuuuu wanting fooooooor toniiiiight?
Mordecai: Uhh. You need a break?
Waiter: No. Whyyyyy arrrrre you saaaayyying that?
Rigby: You sound more even retarted than Christohper Walken.
Skips: Yeah.
Waiter: Yooooooou Bitch. I'vvvve bennne working 5hhhhhhours toooo serve bastarddddds like yourrrrrrrself.
Rigby: Can we have a different waiter?
Waiter: Uhhhhhhhh. Ok.
A new waiter came.
Waiter: What will be your order?
Mordecai: Oh. We don't want to order.
Skips: Yeah. We're here to celebrate.
Rigby: Yeah. Let's go to the beer course special.
Waiter: Ok.
the waiter brought the drinks. Everyone drunk happily.
Round one of beer
Rigby: This isn't making me drunk enough. Let's speed this up!
Mordecai: Deja vu man.
Round four of beer
Hi Fives: Ok, now it's taking effect. But what will help this even more is weed in the beer!
Mordecai: Aww yeah!
Rigby: You're a-a-a legend! Hook it up!
Margaret: Yes!
Eileen: Weed time!
Skips: Fuck yeah!
Pops: Hm!
Rigby: What's wrong?
Hi Fives: Yeah man.
Pops: I'm thirsty. But I won't drink this tempting beer. I need a milkshake.
Skips: Sorry. They don't serve milkshakes.
Pops: Damn it!
Everyone looked at Pops.
Pops: At least they have Dr. Pepper .
Rigby: They cancelled that from here cause they think it cause me problems last time.
Pops: Motherfucking bitches! What is wrong with them!? They took away Dr. Pepper and expect me to order sierra mist like a bitch!? Hell no! Fuck is sierra mist anyway!? Isn't that just some fucking 7/11!?
Mordecai: Woah Pops! Calm down.
Pops: I can't! Not when these bitches deprive me of my favorite drink!
Pops saw another waiter.
Pops: I'm talking to you bitch!
Waiter: Just sit down.
Mordecai: Yeah Pops. Please just sit.
Pops: No!
Waiter: Sit down or I'll chokeslam you.
Skips was mad.
Skips: How dare you say that to an old person!? I'll chokeslam you myself if you don't shut up!
Waiter was scared of Skips and walked away.
Skips: Yeah that's right! You're my bitch now! Let's go.
Everyone got into Rigby's car and drove away.
Pops: Hey Skips?
Skips: Yeah?
Pops: Thanks for standing up for me, though I would've kicked his ass.
Skips: You're welcome. And yes. You would have.
Pops: Ok where does everyone want to go?
Mordecai: I'll go to Margaret's home.
Rigby: Me too. But with Eileen. I feel like getting dirty tonight.
Rigby slapped Eileen's butt.
Eileen: Rigby! Not right now!
Margaret: Nice one Rigby.
Skips: I'll go home.
Hi Fives: I'll go home too.
Pops: Ok. I'll drop off Rigby's car at Margaret's and Eileen's house. I'll call my car with my car keys.
Pops: Took them to all of their destionations, Pops dropped the car off and got in his car.
Mordecai, Rigby, Margaret, and Eileen were inside. Mordecai kneed over to Margaret.
Margaret: Mordecai?
Mordecai: Will you... um
Margaret: What is it?
Mordecai: Will you marry me?
Margaret: *Gasp*
Margaret almost fainted untill Mordecai caught her and kissed her.
Margaret: Yes.
Mordecai: Yes! She said yes! I can't belive she said yes! I love you Margaret!
Margaret: I love you too Mordecai! Never leave me!
Mordecai: Don't think of it!
They kissed passionately.
Eileen: Rigby?
Rigby: Oh, Come here baby.
Rigby and Eileen kissed passionately.
Mordecai: I love you.
Margaret: Me too.