After they were done with their jobs, Mordecai and Rigby sat on the couch waiting for something to do.
Mordecai: Man it's been so long. Like two years. It's been 9 months ever since I fucked Margaret and I think I'm ranking 3 inches!
Rigby: I know man. But I think something is wrong.
Just then Mordecai's phone rang the same time Rigby's did. They picked up their phones.
Both: Hello?... yeah... huh huh... huh huh... huh huh... Pregnant!?
They almost dropped their phones.
Both: Huh huh... huh huh... yes I'm the father... ok I'm coming.
They hung up their phones.
Rigby: Holy shit man!
Mordecai: I know man! this isn't good!
Rigby: Yeah! And it's at the same time so we can't back each other up at it!
Mordecai: Actually, They're in the same room.
Rigby: Oh sweet. But We hve to go to the hospital! My girl needs me!
Mordecai: Mine does too. Get your keys.
Rigby started his car and drove up front.
Rigby: Hurry up Mordecai. I'm burning gas. It's 3.30 a gallon! Get the shit out your ass.
Mordecai: I'm coming.
Mordecai jumped in the car through the window that was down.
Mordecai: Woah.
Rigby: That was cool but we need to go!
Rigby stomped on the pedal and went 60. He drove to the hospital and got to the desk.
Rigby: I need to see Eileen Lewis.
Mordecai: I need to see Margaret Hadad.
They where shone where Margaret and Eileen was. Then they saw their girls and ran to them.
Rigby: Eileen babe. I'm sorry for getting you pregnant. But you wanted this right?
Eileen: Yeah. I did.
Mordecai: Who's doing the operation?
Skips: I am.
Mordecai: Skips? Why?
Skips: I got my doctor degree in 1870.
Rigby: And?
Skips: They didn't let me work at Erlanger. "We don't let yetis work in our hospital". Yeah, fuck you. Watch Regular Show, whore.
Mordecai: Well ok.
Rigby: Let's start. I want her to get it over with.
Mordecai: It makes sense.
Margaret: I'll let her go first.
Skips: Yeah. I was going to start with Eileen anyways. Margaret's will be faster. So do hard first then do easy. Now we begin. Spread your legs, Eileen. Rigby don't get mad. I'm not a pervert.
Rigby: Ok.
Eileen opened her legs.
Skips: Rigby. Hold her hand.
Rigby: Why?
Skips: Just do it.
Rigby: Ok.
Mordecai: *He has no idea about holding her hand.*
Skips: Now push!
Eileen pushed hard and held Rigby's hand tight. He yelled.
Rigby: Why did you do that!?
Skips: That's why I told you to hold her hand. You have to hold it tight when she pushes.
Rigby: You could have told me!
Skips I thought you knew. You were born in the 90s. How the hell did you not know?
Rigby: Whatever.
Skips: Eileen, push.
Eileen: pushed again letting a scream out.
Rigby kissed her mouth. Eileen calmed down.
Skips: What did you do?
Rigby: I kissed her. I thought if I kissed her by the mouth when she screams, she'll calm down and think about me.
Mordecai: Smart.
Eileen: It does work.
Skips: Ok. Eileen, another push, slightly harder.
Eileen strained and cried a little. Rigby saw it and kissed her cheek.
Rigby: Don't worry babe.
Skips: Ok. Push.
Eileen pushed and almost ran out of breath.
Skips: Take deep breathes.
Eileen took long deep breathes. After a minute of that, Skips told her to prepare.
Skips: Ok. This is the final push. Give all your power. Push!
Eileen gave it her all and then everyone heard a baby cry.
Skips: Ok. Rigby, use this to cut the cord.
Rigby: Fucking digusting.
Rigby took it and cut the cord.
Skips: Take a good look at your baby.
Margaret: How does it look?
Skips: It's a boy.
Mordecai: It's golden raccoon with silver lines across his back, front, arms, and legs.
Skips: Congrats. You may take your baby home after we clean off the blood. Now nurse take the baby and clean it while I take care of the next pregnancy.
The nurse left.
Rigby: Eileen you can go see the baby when they get you in a wheelchair. I gotta stay with my bro.
Eileen: I got to stay for Margaret.
Skips: Ok. Margaret let Mordecai hold your hand. I assume you know what to do after what happend to Rigby.
Rigby: Oh barf! Just do the operation.
Skips: Stop bitchin. I am. Ok, push.
Margaret yelped as she pushed. Mordecai thought of doing what Rigby did. He was about to do it untill Rigby knew what Mordecai was doing.
Rigby: You better not steal my stuff.
Mordecai: Quiet!
Rigby: Meh meh meh meh meh meh meh.
Mordecai kissed Margaret on the mouth.
Skips: Since it's easier for Margaret's birth, she has two more pushes. Push.
Margaret pushed hard and yelped again.
Skips: Ok. take a breath. Now Push!
Margaret gave it her all and pushed out an egg.
Skips: Now you did good.
Mordecai: Great. Boy or girl?
Skips: Come again?
Mordecai: The sex of the baby bird. Boy or girl?
Skips: I can't tell yet. I'll take it to the hatching center.
Mordecai: How long do we have to wait?
Skips: Margaret's a robin right?
Mordecai: Yeah.
Skips: 3 hours. Her rare type here is also a rare hatching speed. So stay at the hatching center. I'll put Margaret in a wheelchair.
Skips came back with two wheelchairs.
Skips: Here you go Margaret and Eileen. Mordecai and Rigby will push you out. I assume that you all will like to go to the hatching center?
Mordecai: Yeah. Let's go babe.
Rigby: Yeah babe. When you feel all good I'll fuck you up so good.
Eileen: Thanks Rigby.
After they got to the hatching center and waited 3 hours, Mordecai's and Margaret's baby hatched. The bird was dark red and had silver and gold lines across it's body. Skips came.
Skips: It's a girl!
Mordecai: Le't go home with our babies.
Margaret: But there's one last thing about going home.
Eileen: Yeah.
Mordecai: What?
Rigby: We go home to the par to live or go to their place to live.
Mordecai: Oh. Then I'm gonna stay at Margaret's.
Rigby: I've gathered enough money to buy a house. So we'll live there. Right Eileen.
Eileen: Yes.
Mordecai: Well I guess we won't see each other much.
Rigby: We still got the park and we can hang at each others.
Mordecai: Yeah. See ya for now.
Rigby: Peace.
They went seperate ways and hoped to see each other again. At the park.