After two months, Mordecai and Rigby was working in the park. Then they heard from Muscle Man that someone is attacking people in the park.

Mordecai: What?

Muscle Man: I know. I have a feeling that someone is getting revenge for something.

Rigby: Gene.

Mordecai: No. He's been dead for 5 years.

Hi fives came up.

Hi fives: I have a thought.

Mordecai: Who?

Hi Fives was about to talk again but then he was shot with a pistol in the body.

Hi Fives: Ah!

Muscle Man: Bro!

Muscle Man caught Hi Fives.

Muscle Man: Call the 911 line! Get the ambulance!

Mordecai: I'm calling.

Mordecai first called Margaret.

Mordecai: Hey Margaret.

Margaret: Hey babe.

Muscle Man: Margaret!?

Mordecai: Hey babe, I'm gonna be home late. Hi Fives' been shot.

Margaret: Oh no. Be ok.

Mordecai: Ok. Like I said I'll be home late.

Just then an explosion peppered the park.

Margaret: Mordecai, what was that?

Mordecai: I'll talk later. Bye!

Mordecai ended the call.

Margaret: Mordecai? Mordecai? MORDECAI!?

Umi: What's wrong?

Margaret: I think your father is in a war.

Umi: Oh no!

Mordecai: I think I'll be home very late. come on guys. We need to find the others.

Rigby: Dude where is Thomas?

Mordecai: I don't give a fuck. He has nothing to do with this war. Hope he dies.

Muscle Man: Let's patch up Hi Fives at the battle hideout. That's where the rest should be.

The guys went to the battle hideout. The rest welcomed them.

Rigby: What the fuck is going on!?

Benson: I think one of Gene's students is attacking.

Skips: We need to heal Hi Fives. I'll stay here. Who else is gonna stay here?

Hi Fives: Muscle Man. He can help protect me if anyone comes here.

Hi Fives was bleeding from his side.

Muscle Man: Of course.

Pops: Good show. Now Muscle Man, take this AK47 with more ammo to it. Kick some ass.

Muscle Man: Yes.

Mordecai: Ok. Let's go.

Rigby: Suit up!

Everyone got in gear and got their weapons.

Benson: Let's bust some ass. Now, I'm with Pops and Mordecai and Rigby will be on a team.

Rigby: That's not gonna be enough.

Mordecai: He's right.

Benson: Don't worry, we have gotten random people to join to fight in the war. They are holding off the enemies.

Mordecai: So you knew this was happening!?

Rigby: You've could have fucking told us!

Benson: Big fuck! I just told you! That's good enough! Now let's stop talking and kick some ass!

The four ran out of the hideout in war jeeps. Mordecai drove while Rigby was gunner on top. Benson drove and Pops was gunner on top in their own jeep. They headed out to battle.

Mordecai: There are some there!

Rigby and Pops shot and killed the enemies.

Benson: Let's go this way.

Mordecai turned with Benson.

Muscle Man, Skips, and Hi Fives

Skips: Ok, I've patched him up.

Muscle Man heard something.

Muscle Man: Wait.

Then the figure lunged at them. Skips knifed the figure in the chest.

Skips: Suck on it bitch.

Hi Fives started to groan.

Muscle Man: What's wrong man?

Skips: He appears to have two bullet holes.

Skips pulled the bullet out of Hi Fives. He then patched him up after sitching him up.

Skips: You're all right. Just needs some rest, Hi Fives.

Hi Fives: I need to fight. I need to help.

Muscle Man: You are helping. A whole lot actually.

Skips: By staying here to rest.

Hi Fives: That's bullshit talk. I want to win.

Skips: And we will. Just as soon as the guys come back to tell us we won.

Muscle Man: Best thing to do is to stay here.

Hi Fives: Fuck it all. Not fair. I need to help.

Skips: Now now, if you went out now, you'd die. Now, eat your cookie.

Skips handed him a cookie.

Hi Fives: I don't want fucking cookies damn it, I want to fight for the park!

Skips: They're Oreos.

Hi Fives looked surprised.

Hi Fives: I guess I can take five.

Muscle Man: Me too!

Skips: Me three!

all of them took cookies from the bag.

Hi Fives: Who ever created Oreos is a genius!

Skips: Hell yeah!.

Muscle Man: I know right?

Hi Fives: Who ever doesn't like Oreos is a fucking fag!

Muscle Man: Of course.

Skips: Yes!

Mordecai, Rigby, Benson, and Pops

Mordecai: We've gone hours of war and we've are at the enemy's base. Let's call the guys at the base.

Rigby: Ok.

Mordecai picked up his phone and called Muscle Man, Skips, and Hi Fives.

Mordecai: Guys come over.

Skips: Ok.

The call ended.

Skips: Let's get in the jeep. Protect Hi Fives.

They packed in the car. Skips started the car and drove off.

Mordecai: Ok. Now let's take the enemy down.

Mordecai saw the jeep pull up. Muscle Man, Skips, and Hi Fives jumped out.

Mordecai: Why the hell are you here, Hi Fives?

Hi Fives: I've been recovered. Fast surprisingly.

Rigby: Good. Let's go.

Everyone rushed in and shot everything in sight.

Pops: I see them coming from everywhere!

Benson: Kill them! Kill them all!

Skips: We must kill them! The park depends on us!

Mordecai: Hell yeah!

Hi Fives: Totally!

Muscle Man: Shit!

Benson: Yes!

Pops: Good show!

Rigby: That's the shit I like! It puts on the hurting!

They all rushed to the heart of the enemy's hideout. They found a chair that was backwards with someone in it.

Dark figure: I've been waiting, Mordecai and Rigby.

Mordecai: How do you know our names!?

Rigby: Tell us!

Dark figure laughed.

Then the group saw horns on the guy.

Skips: It's El diablo!

Rigby: In english Skips?

Skips: The devil!

The figure was angry.

Dark figure: My horns are straight up! Straight fucking up!

Mordecai: Who are you then?

The figure stood up.

Rigby: Who you are is what we want to know! Tell us!

Benson: Tell us now!

Pops: Tell us now damn it!

Dark figure: I'm Thomas!

Everyone gasped.

Mordecai: Why?

Thomas: I was trying to say sorry. But both of you just hit me. Mordecai told me to get lost. So I thought to make an army to fight all of you. I knew that you two would come to save the park. I was trying to talk to you.

Rigby: You got on top of my girl and asked if Mordecai's girl if she was buck-naked!

Thomas: I told you that lame ass strong john action figure tripped me and I wanted to make sure I didn't mess up again by someway tripping and do something to someone else which, in retrospect, it didn't help anyway.

Mordecai: Ok I believe you.

Rigby: Me too. Next time if you get on my girl or start a war with the park or I'llkill you.

Thomas: Deal.

After everything was dealt with, they went to the park.

Rigby: Wait what about the army?

Thomas: Oh that.

Thomas pulled out a detenator.

Thomas I'll blow everyone there with this.

Thomas pushed the button and blew up all of the things covering the land over there. His base, army, Benson's army, and the hideout.

Mordecai: Wait I thought of something.

Thomas: What?

Rigby: Yeah, what?

Mordecai: If you blew up everything, that means you planted bombs at our hideout.

Thomas: Yes.

Mordecai: We could've been killed whenever you wanted us to die.

Thomas: I've planted it only to blow up when I got all of you out of there, after you forgived me. I didn't care that everyone else over there died or not.

Benson: Wow.

Rigby: That's just wrong.

Mordeai: Well I'm going home to my wife.

Rigby: Me too.

Mordecai and Rigby was stopped by Benson.

Benson: What about your work that we didn't get to complete?

Mordecai: Give us a break.

Skips: Yeah. We went through war.

Muscle Man: Yeah.

Hi Fives: Like wow man!

Rigby: How about Thomas picks up the work we didn't get to because of his war?

Benson: Yeah.

Everyone else agreed.

Thomas: Aw man! No.

Benson: Either that or you're fired.

Thomas: Fine.

Rigby: Yeah. Get to it.

Thomas: come on Rigby. Help me with this.

Rigby: I'm gonna say this the niceist way I can. *Cough* No, no, no! Not in my house! And the same goes with getting on my wife. Now quit your bitching do your work!

Mordecai and Rigby left as well as all the others.