Mordecai and Rigby was working at the park when they got a letter.
Mordecai: Rigby, come see this.
Rigby walked out of kitchen and to the couch.
Rigby: What?
Mordecai: We got a letter.
Rigby: What does it say?
Mordecai opened the letter. He read it silently and then gasped.
Rigby: What's wrong?
Mordecai gave him the letter. Rigby started to read it.
Dear Mordecai and Rigby,
listen carefully and don't tear this up just yet. We have what you care most. We have your girls at the coffee shop.
You can have these bitches when you fill three of the five requirements below:
1. Pay us 10,000 dollars cash
2. Give us your wifes and we won't hurt them
3. Hand over your services to us
4. Give us a bonus of 100 dollars cash each if you like your wife in one piece
5. Have your hands, legs, and ribs broken when you come
So, which shall it be? Unless you like wifes with bulletholes in their heads, you shall meet most of our demands.
Try not to do anything or they will die.
As you might if guess, Jeremey and Chad.
Rigby: Hell no!
Mordecai: How did they get them?
Rigby: It's like,"son of a bitch!"
Mordecai: Well we're not doing any of this.
Rigby: If we don't we might not save our wives!
Mordecai we have plenty of time.
Rigby looked back at the note.
Rigby: There's more on the note.
Mordecai picked it up and read it.
Mordecai:" P.S: You have 2 minutes to comply. Just enough time to get to the shop, but not enough time to think." Shit!
Rigby: Get in my car. I got the keys.
They got into the car and drove to the coffee shop. They burst through the door with anger.
Jeremey: Ah. one minute and forty seconds. You must really love them.
Chad: Did you get what we want?
Mordecai: ...
Jeremey: Remember, if we don't get what we want, they die on the spot.
Rigby: No.
Mordecai: Rigby, what are you doing!?
Rigby, whispering: I got a idea.
Margaret and Eileen: What are you doing!?
Jeremey: Yeah, what are you talking about?
Mordecai: We just though if there is nothing we can do then you can have our wives.
Margaret: What the hell are you thinking!?
Mordecai and Rigby walked over to Margaret and Eileen.
Rigby: Can we tell our wives goodbye?
Chad: Sure. As long as we get to rape them afterwards.
Mordecai whispered the plan to Margaret and Eileen. They knew what to do.
Jeremey and Chad released Margaret and Eileen. They ran to them.
Margaret: I want to be with you forever Jeremey!
Jeremey: Good. One more thing to do.
He pointed the gun at Mordecai and Rigby. Then Margaret and Eileen started the plan. Margaret kicked Jerermey in his balls. He fell down. Chad was about to hit her until Eileen kicked him in the balls. Then she called 911 while Margaret held the gun and Mordecai and Rigby held Jerermey and Chad. The police came and arrested Jeremey and Chad. Rigby:
Rigby: That'll teach them. See you girls at home.
Mordecai: Yeah.
Mordecai and Rigby kissed their wives and walked back to the park. But Benson was there glowing red like he would do if he was mad.
Benson: Why didn't you do your jobs today!?
Mordecai: We had to save our wives.
Benson: Bullshit!
Rigby: We're not fucking kidding! Look at this letter.
Benson took the letter and read it.
Benson: Those asses. You're excused for the jobs you didn't do today. But tomarrow, you have to do all of them and the chores for tomarrow.
Mordecai: Ok.
Rigby: Understood.
Benson left while they got on the couch.
Mordecai: Hey you want to play games?
Rigby: Yeah.
They got their controllers and played.