One day, Rami and Umi was hanging out at Rigby's and Eileen's house. They were playing video games, drinking soda, and eating some pizza. But they kinded felt weird.
Umi: Hey Rami?
Her words to Rami cut through like a blade.
Rami: Yeah?
Umi: Don't you feel weird about you not talking about... it.
Rami: Ew! What fucking reason makes you think about it!?
Umi: Not that! Rami, I mean what you said at the park!
Rami: We did nothing the park. Mordecai and my dad works there so if I did something wrong, they would know.
Umi: At the teen park! It's like you've been dodging me.
Rami: I don't know what you mean.
Umi: It sounded like you said you-
Rami was nervous and took a long sip of his soda. He swallowed it and interupted her.
Rami: No, what? I was just uh... saying that I... wanted you to be okay.
Umi: Uh uh. Sure.
Umi ate her pizza and looked at Rami. She kept looking at him.
Rami: What are you doing?
Umi leaned up on Rami.
Rami: What the hell are you doing!?
Umi: I'm tired.
Rami: How? It's 2 in the afternoon.
Umi: It's 10:30 at night, Rami!
Rami: What the heck!?
Umi: How long did you think we were playing?
Rami: A hour.
Umi: Try 3 hours. We started to play at 7:30.
Rami: Wow.
Rami yawned.
Rami: Well ok. I guess you can. But I don't do that over and under shit.
Umi: I'm just sleeping. It's not sex.
Rami: Hm.
They went to sleep. Umi got closer to Rami. Rami was dreaming.
Rami's dream
Rami: Hey Umi.
Umi: What baby?
Rami: Want to fuck?
Umi: Thought you never ask.
Rami carried Umi to his room and took off her clothes He then licked her boobs and shoved two fingers in her pussy.
Umi: Oh Rami. You know how to get in there so quick.
Rami: That's my specialty.
They continued to fuck.
Rami, thinking: Well apparently I know how to do like no one can do. Fucking Umi with my king kong Rami style!
Rami's dream ended
Umi: Hey Rami, wake up.
Rami: What time is it?
Umi: 8:30 am. Get up.
Rami: I'm too tired.
Umi: Get you ass up. Your mom is making chocolate chip pancakes, eggs-
Rami: Too TIR-ED!
Umi smiled smugly.
Umi: And bacon.
Rami: Holy shit, time to get with!
Rami jumped up and ran to the kitchen.
Umi: Ah. Just one those people. Just one of those people.
Umi walked into the kitchen. Rigby and Eileen greeted Umi.
Eileen: Hey Umi.
Rigby: Sup, Umi.
Umi: Hey Rigby and Eileen.
Rigby looked at his son gulping down pancakes and bacon.
Rigby: My son, eating like a pro. Attaboy!
Rami: Thanks dad.
Rigby: Well I'm going to work. Bye babe.
Eileen: Bye sexy.
Rigby and Eileen kissed.
Rami: Damn dad. In front of the kids?
Rigby: Sorry. Bye.
Rigby left. Rami and Umi played games for 4 hours.
Rami: I'm bored.
Rami's stomach growled.
Rami: And hungry.
Umi: Me too.
Rami: What do you think we should do?
Umi: Want to go to Burger King?
Rami: Hell yeah!
They rushed to their bikes outside. Rami had a darkish red and black bike and Umi had a hot pink bike with hearts on it. They went to Burger King. They went inside to order and went to the back to the tables. They talked while they ate their food. Rami saw that kid John and gasped.
Rami: Let's go.
Umi: Why?
Rami: Him.
Umi: What? Who?
Rami pointed to him and he saw. He walked over to them.
John: Look who it is.
Rami: Yeah. It's the little shit who calls himself awesome.
John: Why are you on my turf?
Rami: Your turf? This is Burger King damn it! You don't own it.
Umi: Yeah.
John: Whatever. Your mama so fat, when she stood on a scale, it broke.
Rami: Wow. Your mama so ugly, when Psy was about to ride a horse, he mistaked a horse for her.
Everyone around them oh'd.
Umi: Burn!
John: Your mama so stupid, she mistook your face as a urinal.
Umi: Women don't use urinals, dumbass!
Rami: Got that right. Your mama so fat, even Bowser and Wario ganged up to laugh at her.
Umi: Shit! That has to hurt!
John got really mad.
John: Enough!
Rami: What? You mad? Gonna cry like a bitch?
John swung at Rami. Rami ducked and punched John in the nose. He got up and ran at Umi.
Rami: Oh no you don't.
Rami kicked John in the face. Rami pulled out trash and threw it at John.
Umi: Shit! That has to hurt, too!
John: You fucking bitch! I'll kill you!
John got up and punched Umi. She fell to the ground.
Rami: Umi!
John: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I hurt your girlfriend!?
Rami grabbed a pole and smacked John in the face, making his nose bleed. John fell to the ground. Just then, Mordecai drove up to the back of Burger King and found his daughter on the ground. He got out of the car and ran to the scene.
Mordecai: Who hurted her!?
Everyone was pointing at John. Mordecai pick him up and punched him in the face.
Mordecai: Do it again and I kill you.
Mordecai threw him to the ground. Umi got up and kicked John in the balls with all of her leg sthrengh.
Umi: Suck on it you bastard.
Mordecai: Let's go home Umi.
Rami: I'll come too.
Mordecai: No.
Rami: What?
Mardecai: I said no. Did you know what you gotten my daughter into? She got hurt! Because you started a fight.
Rami: No I didn't! That bitch back there did.
Mordecai: Even if he did, you caused trouble! You got her hurt.
Rami: I had no control of the butthole. He would have done anything to hurt me or others that are my friends.
Mordecai: It's not safe for her to be caught up in fights like this.
Rami: But if I wasn't there and she was still there, she would have gotten really hurt.
Mordecai: I'm not sure you should she her for a while.
Umi: Dad! No!
Rami: You're not thinking! What about our friendship?
Mordecai: I don't know yet.
Umi: Dad! This isn't gonna work.
Mordecai: Please stop talking Umi.
Rami: Damn it, Mordecai! You'll fuck our friendship if you decide to ban me from seeing you daughter.
Mordecai: Be quiet! We're going home!
Rami: Aw! Fuck this! I'm gone!
Rami rode on his bike home and slammed his door.
Rigby: What's wrong.
Rami: Mordecai is banning me from seeing Umi.
Rigby looked surprised. Rigby called Mordecai to come over to play games. After he ended the call, Rami walked up to him.
Rami: Really? Playing games? That's not gonna fucking help me!?
Rigby: I know you're stressed but that's the trick. We won't be playing games. I just said that so he'd come over and we could talk.
When Mordecai came, he looked sad. Then he looked at Rami.
Rami: The hell you want?
Eileen: Rami! Mordecai, take a seat here.
Mordecai pulled up a seat and sat down.
Rigby: Ok. It seems like Mordecai overreacted.
Mordecai: No I didn't!
Rami: Yeah you did!
Mordecai: You got my little girl in a fight.
Eileen: Is this true?
Rami: No. We went to Burger King to have lunch and then John, some fag from the teen park, comes up to me and starts a fight. I couldn't help that Umi was sucked into the fight. That untimely bullshit mistake was John's and he paid for it.
Rigby: I see. So Mordecai was worried about Umi. He was mad at you. He thought that keeping her away from you was a good idea.
Rami: Yeah. But that was a bad idea!
Mordecai: It was the first thing I came up with!
Rami: You should have thought about taking more time to think!
Mordecai: If I left it to you to think, Umi be in more trouble!
Rami: It wasn't bad enough when you wasfucking with our friendship but now you gonna blame me for shit that I didn't do!? That's just bullshit!
Rigby: Enough!
Eileen: You need to fix this Mordecai!
Mordecai: You're siding with him!?
Eileen: Yes.
Mordecai: That's because he's your son!
Rigby: Even if he wasn't we'd still side with! You're going way out of line!
Rami: You need to tell Umi I can see hber again!
Mordecai: No! I'm sticking with my judgement!
Rigby: You need to fix this! Damn it Mordecai! Get the hell up and fix this motherfucking shit!
Eileen: Mordecai!
Mordecai: I don't think that she should see Rami until I say.
Mordecai got up and left.
Rigby: Damn it Mordecai.
Rami: I'm going to my room.
Rami went in his room and slept, pissed off as ever.