Rami was working and then he took a game break with Rigby.
Rami: Hey Rigby.
Rigby: Yeah Rami?
Rami: How long did you... uh "put in your code" with Eileen? Like the longest time.
Rigby: Oh. Hm. Hard to say. While we were cumming, the time got away from me.
Rami: Aw shit! That's gross!
Rigby: You're the one who asked.
Rami: Hm.
Just then Mordecai walked in.
Mordecai: Hey Rigby.
Rigby: Hey bro.
Mordecai: Hey... person.
Rami: Shut the fuck up.
Mordecai growled.
Rigby: Hey Mordecai. I need to talk to you upstairs.
Mordecai: Fine.
Mordecai and Rigby walked upstairs while Rami played video games.
Mordecai: What do you want?
Rigby: You need to fix this so Rami and Umi can be friends.
Mordecai: They are.
Rigby: I mean realfriends. They don't hang out anymore because of your stupid choice.
Mordecai: Look man, Umi can't be around him. He's a bad influence.
Rigby: My kid isn't the problem. It's you. Just because he got in a fight, Rami and Umi shouldn't be friends? That's bull!
Mordecai: Just listen to me. She got hurt. I have to protect her.
Rigby: She got hit in the face once. If I really gave a shit, John should be the one we should worry about.
Mordecai: My little girl didn't start a fight, but Rami and John sucked her into it indirectly.
Rigby: Dude, when our wives were kidnapped by Chad and Jeremey, they didn't get hurt. But they were scared. That was how Umi felt. Just like we felt. I know you love your daughter but do you really think this is the best way to resolve this?
Mordecai: Come on man. Cut me some slack. If she keeps hanging out with Rami, she'll get hurt even worse. Then I'll feel like shit that I wasn't there to help her.
Rigby: I think I know what's happening here.
Mordecai: What?
Rigby: It's very clear.
Mordecai: What the hell are you talking about?
Rigby: You're an overprotective dad.
Mordecai: I am not!
Rigby: Yes you are.
Mordecai: No I'm not! If anyone was going to be overprotective that would be Margaret.
Rigby: Come on dude. It's nothing to be ashamed of. It's just another piece to the puzzle.
Mordecai: No man. I know for a fact that Umi shouldn't be invovled with Rami. This is for her own good.
Rami: Come on Mordecai. We all know that's bullshit.
Rami walked in the room.
Mordecai: Why are you still here Rami?
Rami: I decided to come up here and speak my mind.
Mordecai: I don't have to here what you say.
Rami: Oh yeah?
Mordecai: Yeah.
Rami: Don't you want to know how Umi feels about this? And what about her personal thoughts about me?
Mordecai: What do you mean?
Rami: Just listen. If you won't undo what you've done, it'll fuck up me and Umi.
Rigby: That's true man. You need to think about the kids.
Mordecai: She can't be around you Rami. You stir up trouble more than Rigby fucks Eileen.
Rigby: Come on man! That's personal!
Rami: Did not need to know that. But anyway, It's not my fault that John tried to fuck your daughter.
Mordecai: What?
Rami: It's true. He wanted to go all the way.
Mordecai: What!?
Rami: But she refused. And he was about to hit her untill I protected her. I beated that motherfucker's ass to the ground and he ran like a bitch.
Mordecai: I don't belive you.
Rigby: This is more detailed than I thought Rami.
Rami: Oh yeah. I forgot to tell you-*sigh* the whole story. And Mordecai belive what you want, but why else would he target the girl that refused to have sex with him?
Mordecai: You have a point there.
Just then Mordecai's phone rang.
Mordecai: Yeah baby?
Margaret: Turn on the news.
Mordecai: What?
Margaret: Turn on the news now babe. Please.
Mordecai: Ok. I love you.
Margaret: Love you too. Bye.
Mordecai ended the call.
Rigby: What was that all about?
Mordecai we have to go downstairs and turn to the news.
Rigby: Why?
Mordecai: Just follow me!
Rigby: Damn Mordecai! Ok.
They all went down and turned to the news.
News reporter: And we come back from break. Now we here see that Jeremey Smith has been released into parole. After serving time for potential rape and kidnapping Margaret Hadad. Though Chad is serving longer for the same crime as Jeremey but to Eileen Lewis. He doesn't get his parole because he was acting out in jail. Now we'll here Jeremey as he was allowed to speak to the news channel 9 about how he's doing.
Jeremey: I'm ok. I've been doing somethings. I've found myself in jail. I've tried to behave. In summary, I feel like I can go to my "friends" to pay them a visit and say I'm sorry. I want to make amends. And I hope they accept me.
News reporter: Ok you heard it from Jeremey and we'll get back to you after break. By then Jeremey will be gone and allowed to travel anywhere in the state. If he leaves the state he'll be sentenced 1 year in jail striped of his clothes and put in his jail cell with the other inmates. Do I need to continue? See you in five.
Jeremey got up with the news report and he left.
Rigby: Wait wait I saw something! Rewind on Tivo!
Mordecai rewinded it and put it in slow motion. And they all barely saw Jeremey crossing his fingers.
Rami: Damn.
Rigby: Shit, he's gonna try to kill us!
Mordecai: Wait this is from... one hour ago!
Rami: We need to get to your house Mordecai!
Rigby: Get in my car!
They piled in Rigby's car and drove to Mordecai's house. Mordecai swung the door open. Margaret fell on the ground holding a gun.
Margaret: Back the fuck away Jeremey! I'll blow you out of the world!
Mordecai: Woah Margaret! It's me!
Margaret: Mordecai?
Mordecai: Yes.
Mordecai helped Margaret up from the ground.
Rami, snidely: Is this how she answers the door?
Mordecai: Not cool Rami.
Rami: Well how would you know anything about being cool?
Mordecai: Anyway, we need to prepare for Jeremey. I'll call some guys.
Mordecai picked up the phone and called someone. Just then Skips, Pops, Benson, Hi Fives, Muscle Man, and Thomas.
Benson: We hear that you need help preparing to kick Jeremey's ass.
Mordecai: Yes.
Skips: Ok, me, Hi Fives, and Benson to Rigby's house. Thomas, Muscle Man, and Pops you'll stay with Mordecai. Let's got.
Mordecai: Wait a minute. Why do you guys go to Rigby's house? Jeremey's gonna come here.
Benson: Chad is out of jail.
Rigby: He is huh?
Skips: They didn't tell all of the story on the news. I know it cause I saw him yesterday. Let's go.
Rigby: Oh no! He could have gotten to her! Let's go! Get the asses moving!
Rigby ran to his car along with Skips and Benson.
Rami: Wait I'm coming too.
Rigby: Of course you are. Hold this.
Rigby threw Rami a desert eagle.
Rami: Uh.
Rigby: This might get violent.
Rami: Let's go!
Rigby: Yeah!
Rigby got into the driver seat and Rami hooked a Hoverboard on top of Rigby's car.
Rigby: What the hell?
Rami: This is like 2025 to 2030. Get realistic.
Rami jumped onto the hoverboard and Rigby started to drive.
Rigby: You ok Rami?
Rami: Yeah. I'm hooked to the hoverboard so it's not like I'm gonna fall off.
Rami started to slide to the side then jumped up. He grinded on a sign and then jumped back onto the car.
Rami: Of course I'm not hooked to the car. *laugh*
Rigby: Uh huh.
Back at Mordecai's house
Mordecai: Don't worry Margaret.
Margaret: Ok.
Just then, Umi came out of her room.
Umi: What's happening?
Mordecai: Well Rigby and Rami left with-
Umi: Rami left? Already? I didn't get to see him.
Mordecai: Why do you want to?
Umi: Dad, he's my bo- my friend.
Umi blushed. Mordecai was more worried than ever.
Mordecai, thinking: *Does my little Umi have... feelings for that Rami? No no she can't. Can she?*
Mordecai: Uh yeah.
Margaret: Anyway, Jeremey's back and he wants to kill all of us.
Umi: No.
Mordecai: Yes. Don't worry though, we'll make sure he doesn't kill- at the least- you.
Umi: ...
Mordecai: Hey Umi.
Umi: Yeah?
Mordecai: You're thinking about Rami, aren't you?
Umi: Ye- no. I'm thinking about... about what might happen... to us.
Mordecai: Hm. We'll be fine. I kicked his ass several of times and I'll do it again.
Umi: Ok.
Rigby's house
Rigby: Eileen open the door.
Eileen: Get away from the house Chad!
Rigby: It's Rigby.
Eileen opened the door slightly then opened it fully.
Eileen: Babe!
Eileen started to kiss Rigby. Rami was disgusted.
Rami: Damn it, get a room people! Chad could be hear any minute!
Chad: he's right.
All of them turned around and saw Chad. He held up a gun and shot Rami in the arm. Rami fell to the ground.
Rigby: Rami!
He ran to him until Chad pointed the gun at him.
Eileen: Rigby! He's pointing the gun at you!
Eileen closed her eyes and heard a BANG.
Eileen, crying: Rigby!
She opened her eyes and saw Chad was tackled by Skips. Rigby barely missed the shot.
Rigby: Take the gun!
Skips took the gun and destroyed it with his bare hands.
Rigby: Now let him go.
Skips: What?!
Rigby: I'm gonna face him. One-on-one.
Skips got off of him.
Chad: Good. Let's do this.
Chad swung at Rigby. Rigby dodged and grabbed Chad by the waist. Chad elbowed Rigby in the backed. Rigby fell to the ground. He got up and kicked Chad in the face. Chad fell down. Rigby jumped on him and punched him twice in the face. Chad kicked Rigby off of him. Rigby landed on the trash cans. Rigby saw Chad running to him. Rigby picked up a trash can and threw it at Chad, making Chad fall to the ground. He got up.
Chad: John come here.
John ran to Chad.
Rigby: Why is he here?
Chad: My son wants to fight.
Rami: He's your son!? The fuck!?
John: Yeah bitch! Let's go!
Rami kicked John in the face. John fell to the ground and wiped off his face.
Rami: It's sad you need your son to back you up in a fight.
Chad: Shut up you bitch!
Chad tried to swing at Rami. Eileen got her gun and shot Chad it the face.
Chad: Bwooah![I'm trying to be funny]
Chad Layed there. Rigby walked over to him.
Chad: Uh.
Rigby: Hope you go the hell.
Chad: You what's funny?
Rigby: What?
Chad: We never got to play... Reg-sh-ow.
Rigby: Too bad bitch.
Rigby kicked Chad it the face. He watched Chad bleedout until he was dead.