Mordecai's house
Mordecai: Don't worry babe. I'll protect you. Jeremey won't get near you.
Margaret: I feel better that everyone's gonna help. Thanks.
Everyone was being modest but they "welcomed" Margaret.
Umi: What about Rigby and Eileen... and Rami.
Mordecai looked over to Umi sadly but surely.
Mordecai: Knowing Rigby, He must already finished the job.
Umi: What do you mean?
Mordecai looked at Margaret but she was already looking at him. Margaret widen her eyes to Mordecai. Mordecai knew he had to tell Umi.
Mordecai: Well see, if Jeremey comes, we'll kill him.
Umi:...
Mordecai: Don't feel bad. He tried to hurt your mom. We have to stop him.
Umi: Ok.
Someone knocked on the door fiercely.
Someone: Open the door! Package deliverly!
Mordecai: If it's deliverly, why are you banging on the door?
Mail man: I'm in a hurry! please just sign for the package.
Mordecai looked through the peep hole. He saw a mail man. He opened the door. He held out a bat and held it in his hand, tapping it with his other hand while the bat lighty motioned up and down. The mail man fliched a little everytime Mordecai tapped it.
Mail man: Uh. Playing baseball?
Mordecai: You could say that.
Mail man: Oh. Well I got a package for you.
Mordecai: I don't take men's packages.
Mail man: Sir, just sign here for this box.
Mordecai looked at the guy. He picked up the pen and signed for the package. Mordecai took the package.
Mordecai: Do you think something good is in this?
Mail man: You need to use this on Jeremey. It'll kill him. Please! It's a-
A knife appeared from the mail man's chest. He fell to the ground.
Mordecai:No! Not the mail man! Why!? Why!?
Mordecai's voice echoed as the mail man bleedout.
Mordecai: Nah, I really don't give a fuck.
When Mordecai was about to enter his house, a knife was thrown one inch from his face. Mordecai turned around to find Jeremey standing there, smiling evilly.
Mordecai: You!
Jeremey: That's right bitch.
Everyone came outside and gasped.
Jeremey: It time for me to kill you! You stole the love of my life!
Margaret: Ew!
Umi: Ah that's fucking gross.
Jeremey: Shut up bitch.
Mordecai kicked Jeremey in the face.
Mordecai: Say that one more time.
Jeremey: She's a bitch!
Mordecai: That's it!
Mordecai tackled Jeremey and punched him. Mordecai grabbed the knife near the door and cut Jeremey's face. Jeremey took the knife and kicked Mordecai off. Jeremey got up and swung at Mordecai with his knife. Mordecai ducked twice and pushed Jeremey. Jeremey cut Mordecai's leg.
Mordecai: Ah! Damn it!
Umi: Dad!
Jeremey: Hear your dad yell for mercy!
Jeremey swung the knife at Mordecai, but Mordecai wasn't there. Jeremey looked all around and when he looked down, Mordecai uppercuted him. While in midair, Mordecai kicked Jeremey. Jeremey fell hard to the ground, and dropped his knife. Mordecai went for the knife until Jeremey tripped him. Jeremey got onto Mordecai and punched him. Jeremey punched Mordecai again with his elbow. Jeremey ran for the knife until Mordecai kicked Jeremey's ankle.
Jeremey: Fuck!
Mordecai: Who's yelling for mercy now bitch!?
Mordecai kicked Jeremey in the face and grabbed the knife. Jeremey tackled Mordecai. They rolled around to get the knife from each other. Jeremey kicked off Mordecai and got the knife.
Jeremey: Suck this you bastard!
Rigby, Rami, and the others came up to Jeremey. While still driving, Rigby threw Rami a pistol. Rami aimed at Jeremey. Jeremey turned around. Jeremey threw the knife at Rami. Rami shot the knife while it was in the air. Rami aimed back at Jeremey.
Rami: Suck this, motherfucker!
Rami shot Jeremey in his body. Jeremey fell down, as if dead. He was bleeding out. Rigby, Rami, Eileen, Hi Fives, Skips, and Benson came out of the car and ran to Mordecai, Margaret, Umi, Muscle Man, Thomas, and Pops. Skips and everyone else hi fived eached other.
Rigby: That's my boy!
Rigby patted Rami. Umi ran at Rami and kissed him.
Mordecai: Woah , woah, woah! What are you doing, Umi!?
Umi: I love Rami.
Rami: And I love her. You can't keep us away from each other.
Mordecai: I'm not. I'm happy you're together.
Rami amd Umi: What?
Mordeai: I want you two together. I realize I can't be fate and interupted love.
Mordecai looks to Margaret.
Mordecai: Like me and Margaret.
Margaret: Oh baby!
Margaret kissed Mordecai.
Rigby; Finally man! Now...
Mordecai: Yes. Rami, you can see Umi again. Even date.
Rami: Yes.! Finally! We can date now babe.
Umi: Awesome.
Rami was about to kiss Umi untill Mordecai stopped him.
Mordecai: Hold on man. I think you had your fun. Now how about you slow down before she gets pregnant already and you regret it.
Rami: Gotcha man.
Rigby: Well, this wraps up nicely. We never have to see Jeremey and/or Chad again. Let's go to my house for "more fun".
Umi: Gross!
Mordecai: Me and Margaret, Rigby and Eileen, Thomas and Tammy, Hi Fives and your girl, Muscle Man and Starla, Benson and Audury, and... Skips can come.
Skips: *Sniffle* Why you got to hate like that? That ain't right! That ain't right! I'll come anyway to drink.
Everyone agreed. Pops looked sad.
Mordecai: And you can drink Morde-shakes, Pops.
Pops: Yay!
Rigby: Rami and Umi can play video games in Rami's room. And I know my boy. Can you check on them every 10 or 20 minutes. Just to make sure.
Rami: Man! You're killing the fun!
Mordecai's let's go in Rigby's car.
Rigby's It's gonna be packed. Couples seat next to each other.
Rigby winks at Rami. Rami winks back and put his hand around Umi. They all went into the car and drove to Rigby's house.
Jeremey: I'll... com-co-come back. Soon.
Jeremey is still on the ground. Thinking about his revenge.