Back at Rigby's house, the whole gang was partying and celebrating "Jeremey's" and Chad's death. Mordecai was dancing with Margaret, Rigby was kissing Eileen on the neck in a chair while Eileen sat on Rigby's lap, Thomas was humping Tammy in the corner of the room. Pops was drinking milkshakes, Skips was drinking lots of booze, Hi Fives made a fort out of pillows so he and Kar Kar could fuck, and Muscle Man was dancing with Starla. Meanwhile, Rami and Umi was in Rami's room. But they weren't playing games. Umi was full on frenching with Rami while they moaned. Pops remembered something.
Pops: Oh! I have to check on Rami and Umi.
While Rami and Umi was kissing, Umi heard something. She let took off her lips that were attached with Rami's. Rami wasn't done kissing her so he kept going forward and forward until he found he was getting no were.
Rami: What's wrong, babe?
Umi: I hear Pops footsteps.
Rami: Turn on the video game.
Umi turned on the game and Rami set it up like they paused the game when Pops came through the door.
Pops: Everything ok, Rami and Umi?
Rami: Yeah everything's cool.
Umi: Yeah.
Posp: Ok. See you later.
Pops closed the door and walked down to the living room.
Rami: Ok, let's kiss again.
Rami kissed Umi again. He kept kissing her. When Pops came down to the living room, he tapped Rigby. Rigby stopped kissing Eileen.
Rigby: What's wrong?
Pops: I jsut wanted you to know that Rami and Umi are fine.
Rigby: Ok.
Rigby resumed kissing Eileen.
Pops went over to his milkshake and played with it for a bit. Then, he let out a sigh. Skips saw Pops sigh.
Skips: What's wrong?
Posp: Well with my father dead, I have to take over the park and do all this other stuff. I've inherited millions to billions of dollars from him, but I can't get past this feeling.
Skips: Of what?
Pops: While I'm living my life, I haven't stop to notice that my time is going fast. Mordecai and Rigby is married to Margaret and Eileen and have kids. I'm getting older. And near death.
Skisp: If you worry about it now, you'll die before you know it.
Pops: I've worried about this thing for 7 years. It's not something that I'll forget, but I won't think a whole lot of it.
Skips: You said you've thought about this for 7 years. I think you're thinking a lot about it.
Pops: I know but- wait, aren't you drunk?
Skips: I've been drinking since the begenning of it. Just party. You'll feel better Pops.
Posp: Ok. Thanks Skips.
Skips: No problem.
Pops got up and started to do the harlem shake. Everyone else followed.
Rigby: I've never seem you act like this Pops.
Pops: I'm 75! I need the harlem shake!
Mordecai: Fuck yea-yeah!
Rigby: I have a idea.
Rigby told Mordecai, Margaret, and Eileen the plan. The four ran up to Rami's room.
Rigby: Rami!
Rami: Yeah dad?
Rigby: I'm gonna have sex with Eileen and Mordecai's gonna fuck Margaret.
Rami: That's fucking gross! Why are you telling me this!?
Rigby: We need you to go to the living room. We've taken all the booze.
Rami: No. I don't want to be kicked out of my own room.
Rigby: Ok.
Rigby picked up Eileen and put her to the door.
Eileen: What are you doing Rigby?
Rigby: You'll see. If you don't come out, I'll start nailing Eileen.
Eileen: Sounds good to me.
Rami: What!?
Umi: Ew!
Rigby: Five, four, three, two, one.
Rami, whispering: He's not gonna do it.
Rigby: Okay.
Rigby started humped Eileen on the door while Rigby and Eileen kissed. They moaned very loud. Mordecai decided to join.
Mordecai: Now it's me and Margaret.
Mordeca lifted Margaret to the door and fucked her too. They moaned very loud, like Rigby and Eileen.
Rigby: Time to take this to the floor.
Rigby started fucking Eileen on the floor. Eileen moan so loud that evryone in the living room heard. Everyone came and saw Rigby scoring big time.
All: Go Rigby! Go Rigby! Go Rigby! Go Rigby! Go Rigby!
While everyone was still chanting, Rami was holding his ears. After a while, Rami gave up.
Rami: Ok! I'll go to the living room! Just stop!
Rigby: You should've came out when I gave you the chance. Rami opened the door and ran to the living room. Umi followed him. Rigby picked up Eileen and walked to their bedroom. Mordecai picked up Margaret to Rigby and Eileen's room to the closet to have sex. After eight hours, All of them came out of the room. Rigby had another idea. He walked to the living room to Rami.
Rami: Gonna tell how it went?
Rigby: No. But Rami.
Rami: Yeah?
Rigby: Let's play Reg-sh-ow.