In the morning, Mordecai woke up with panties on his head and saw Margaret completely naked. He didn't want Rami and Umi to see this, so he wrapped her in a blanket and got all of her clothes. He picked her up and woke up Rigby.

Rigby: What man?

Mordecai: Me and Margaret are going home. You can make a great party, even though you didn't try.

Rigby: Thanks man.

Mordecai: And dude.

Rigby: Yeah?

Mordecai: Before we all passed out to sleep, I've noticed that Eileen was "checking under".

Rigby pulled over his cover and saw Eileen sucking Rigby's dick while she was sleeping.

Rigby: Aww yea-yeah.

Mordecai: See you man. I'm gonna get Umi.

Rigby: Peace.

Mordecai walked out with Margaret. Margaret woke up and looked at Mordecai and smiled. Then wondered what was happening.

Margaret: What are you doing Mordecai?

Mordecai: I'm taking you and Umi home as well as me.

When Mordecai was about to reach Rami's room he whispered to Margaret.

Mordecai: Fake sleep.

Margaret: Why?

Mordecai: You're buck naked.

Margaret looked down under the cover and yelled before Mordecai grabbed her mouth.

Mordecai: Fake sleep. I don't want Umi seeing you naked. I'll put your clothes in the blanket and you hold them so Umi doesn't see you.

Margaret: Ok.

Mordecai walked up to the door and opened it. He saw Umi cuddling with Rami. Mordecai went up to her. Margaret saw Rami and Umi.

Margaret: Awww.

Mordecai: Shhh. Umi, wake up.

Umi slowly got up.

Umi: Why? I'm cuddling with Rami.

Mordecai: We're leaving.

Umi, disappointed: Ok.

Rami woke up with a yawn.

Rami: what the?

Rami rubbed his eyes and first saw Umi and Mordecai. Then he saw Margaret.

Umi: Bye Rami.

Rami: Bye babe.

Mordecai, Margaret, and Umi left Rami's room and headed to Mordecai's car.

Umi: Why is mom in a blanket.

Mordecai: Oh uh she's uh tired so I picked her up and wrapped her in this blanket.

Umi: She's in the buff right?

Mordecai: You guys grow up too fast to know this stuff.

Mordecai, Margaret, and Umi got into the car and drove off.

Rigby got up and found his beer on the side of his bed.

Eileen got up.

Eileen: I don't remember you getting a beer.

Rigby: I remember you sucking my dick while sleeping.

Eileen: Hope you enjoyed it.

Rigby and Eileen knew that they did.

Rigby: Go brush your teeth, babe. So we can kiss.

Eileen: You need to brush your teeth too.

Rigby: I know. But after that, I'm drinking some beer.

Eileen: Fine.

Eileen got up and turned to the bathroom. When she brushed her teeth, she got into the shower. Rigby brushed his teeth and saw Eileen still taking a shower. He got in the shower and started kissing Eileen.

Mordecai was driving while he noticed that it got cloudy all of the sudden. Then he saw the letters "C" and "J" in the sky.

Mordecai: CJ. Great. Just great.

Just then CJ appeared in front of the car. Mordecai stopped the car and Umi and Margaret fell to the floor.

Umi: What the heck!?

Margaret: Mordecai, what's happening?

Mordecai: CJ's back.

Margaret: Oh no.

Margaret put on her clothes under the cover and got out of the car with Mordecai.

Mordecai: What are you doing?

CJ: Mordecai. I wanted to tell you that I love you and I wanted to give you a second chance.

Mordecai: But I-

CJ: I know I told you we'll just be friends but I really love you.

Mordecai: I'm married and I have a kid.

CJ: What?

Margaret: Yeah. He's finally married me.

CJ: Hell no! You can't! You love me!

Mordecai: Not anymore! I've stop loving you ever since 2011.

CJ: That's a lie! When you fucked Margaret to make that kid, you were thinking about me!

Mordecai: That's bullshit! Margaret's the one I love.

Mordecai kissed Margaret.

Cj: Stop!

Umi ran out of the car furiously.

Umi: My dad loves my mom so get the fuck out of here, you dumbass slut!

CJ: You talk big, but you bitch at the last second.

CJ ran at Umi. Margaret punched CJ to the ground.

Margaret: Mordecai can't hit you, but I can.

CJ: Bring it on bitch!

CJ turned into a big cloud.

Margaret: Shit! I forgot she can turn big.

CJ shot thunder at Margaret. Mordecai pushed Margaret out of the way. Mordecai falls on Margaret.

Margaret: And she can shoot thunder.

Mordecai: Get in the car!

They all packed into the car and drove off. CJ followed them while shooting thunder. Mordecai kept dodging the thunder blasts. He saw their house and he drove faster. CJ came up to the back of the car and kept bashing into it. She hit the car so hard, that Umi hit her head on the seat and started to bleed. Mordecai looked over to Umi and turned around madly.

Mordecai: That's it!

Mordecai grabbed a pistol and stuck it ouside. He looked into his mirror and shot CJ 3 times. CJ fell to the ground. Mordecai drove into his garage and shut it. Mordecai got out of his car.

Mordecai: Stay here Margaret and Umi.

Mordecai took the pistol and went outside. He saw CJ running to him. He held the gun up and shot all of the ammo. He saw CJ wasn't affected by it. The bitchy cloud just faked.

Mordecai: Damn it!

Mordecai looked over and found a nova gas bomb. He was saving it for safety. He knew it was time. Mordecai threw his nova gas to CJ.

Umi: Dad, what are you doing!? That nova gas will spread!

Mordecai: Nope. She'll absorb it all and die. She'll get what she deserves. She's most likey with Jeremey and Chad.

CJ started to slow down and started to cough. She started to inhale so much of the nova gas, she turned into the color of it. She started to cry.

CJ: I just wanted you to love me. *cough, cough*

Mordecai: Too bad. You should have found someone else. I don't care who.

Cj: *Cough, cough, cough*

Mordecai: And to be the last words you'll ever hear from me is I... hate... you. Go to hell!

CJ started to cry even more and started to become weak. She then passed out. Mordecai sensed that she had stop breathing.

Mordecai: Let's go to our house.

Margaret: What about her?

Mordecai picked her up and threw her in an alley.

Mordecai: No worries about her anymore. Come on.

They all went inside the house and Mordecai called Rigby.

Mordecai: Rigby.

Rigby: Hey Mordecai. 'Sup?

Mordecai: You remember CJ.

Rigby: You having a affair?

Mordecai: No. I killed her.

Rigby: Woah man. I knew you didn't like her in that way but why did you kill her?

Mordecai: She was trying to kill us all, including Umi.

Rigby: I bet my son would be pissed if he was there.

Mordecai: Yeah. But anyway, I've called because I think that... well...

Rigby: What?

Mordecai: I think Jeremey's alive.

Rigby: Oh no.

Mordecai I need you, Eileen, Rami, and everyone from the park to come to my house. We need to make sure that we don't die.

Meanwhile, CJ was about to die until a figure shoved a air freshener in CJ and sprayed it. The nova gas in her cleared and she felt great. She got up happily.

CJ: Thank you so much! Wait you're-

Figure: Yes I am. I have a job for you. It's to kill Mordecai and all he's been in contact with.

CJ: But-

Figure: He tried to kill you. He doesn't love you. You need to show him wrong and kill him.

CJ: I'll kill everyone except Mordecai. He'll show his love for me then.

The figure grabbed CJ by the neck and lifted her.

Figure: Listen bitch. Kill Mordecai and all of his friends or I'll kill you. The way I see it is that you kill Mordecai and all who he knows and Your life won't be ended.

CJ struggled.

CJ: N-No.

Figure: Hm.

The figure put CJ to the ground in position.

Figure: Or I'll rape you.

CJ had no choice.

CJ: Fine.


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