Just then, Rigby, Eileen, Rami, and the park workers came to Mordecai's house.
Mordecai: Thanks for coming guys. I think that Jeremey will be busting open the doors anytime now. We have to be ready.
Just then, the doors were banged on. Everyone were silent. The doors was once again banged on but harder. The doors broke off and the figure ran inside. Everyone gasped.
Rigby: No. No, no, no, no no! Not you. Anybody but you.
Rami: G-G-Granddad?
Did anybody else think it was Jeremey? Well now you know that it's not. It's-
Rigby: -Mark.
Mark: Surprise, surprise. My bitch of a son still knows me.
Rigby: Of course. I'd remember anthing that puts me in danger. And what you did was unspeakable.
Mark: Oh well boo hoo. Poor bitch. Be quiet and follow me.
Eileen: Why in the hell would we?
Rami: Yeah you stupid asshole.
Mark pulled out a gun.
Mark: I'll kill you if you don't.
Mark handed his gun backwards.
Mark: Unless you'd rather be killed by CJ!
All: What!?
CJ came up and held the gun at everyone but Mark and Mordecai.
Mark
CJ: I want Mordecai to come with me. We're gonna take a ride to my house for sex.
Margaret, Eileen, Umi, and Mordecai: Hell no!
CJ: I have the gun. I make the choices.
Mark: Uh no I make the choices. Get it right bitch!
Mark slapped CJ's face.
CJ: Ow!
Mark: Stop bitchin'!
Mark hit CJ again.
Mordecai: CJ, you don't have to listen to him. You have the gun. You have the choice. The right choice.
CJ: Shut up! Follow me!
Mark: You know what? Cj, you take Mordecai and I take Rigby, Eileen, and Rami.
Skips: What makes you think we'll let that happen?
CJ held out the gun.
Mark: If not, Mordecai, Rigby, Eileen, Rami, and Margaret dies.
Umi whispering: Rami.
Rami whispering: Don't worry baby. I'll be back.
Skips: You-
Benson: Skips, he has a gun. We can't do anything.
Hi Fives: I can! I'm immortal bitches!
Hi Fives rushed to Mark and CJ. CJ shot Hi Fives five times. The bullets went right past Hi Fives's body and he wondered why that didn't happen in chapter 13. Hi Fives grabbed CJ by the throat. He began choking her until Mark grabbed a vacuum cleaner and sucked Hi Fives into it.
Mark: Since this bitch wants in, so be it! He be taken with us to. Or maybe you all would like to see him get drunk!
Hi Fives, in the vacuum cleaner: No!
Mordecai: You ass.
Mark: Rigby, Eileen, and Rami! In my car.
They were about to get in until Mark stopped them.
Mark: Wait! CJ aim at them.
CJ aimed closely at the three.
Mark: Ropes and tape should keep you from screwing with my plan.
Mark tied the three. and took them to the car. As soon as Mark closed his door, he rolled down his window.
Mark: Nobody try to find us. They'll die if you try.
Mark had the vacuum cleaner that Hi Fives was trapped in.
Mark: Including your ghost friend.
Mark drove off.
Cj: Ok. Mordecai, in the car, double time.
Mordecai: I can't belive you. Why would you do this?
CJ: I have the gun! Get in the car. Now!
Umi: Dad!
Margaret: Babe!
Mordecai: Don't worry. I'll be back.
CJ: I'm sorry but your "babe" isn't coming back.
Mordecai: What!?
CJ: I'ma gonna keep you at my house forever as my sex prisoner.
Mordecai: B-
CJ: Nope. That's what's it's gonna be. Or I kill you all.
Mordecai: Fine. I'll go with you. Sheesh.
Cj pushed Mordecai into her car. CJ drove off.
Mark's side
Mark: Now since I've got you all, it's time to start my plan.
Rigby, muffled: What the hell is your plan!?
Mark: Well. I'm gonna kill your mother.
Rami, muffled: You bitch!
Mark: Aw shut up!
Mark saw Rigby's old house.
Mark: Here we are. About 20 years, I've waited for this. And now, I get to kill her.
Eileen, muffled: You bastard!
Mark: Be quiet!
Mark took Rigby, Rami, and Eileen inside the house.
Mark: Anna!
Anna came out and saw Mark with her son, his wife, and his kid.
Anna: Mark! Oh no!
Anna went for the phone while Mark held up a gun. He had been saving it.
Mark: Nope. You die today.
Rigby, muffled: Mom!
Rami, muffled: Grandmom!
Mark shot Anna in the head, killing her.
Mark: You've lived for 53 years. Too long. Get back in the car you bitches!
Rigby, Rami, and Eileen got back into the car while Mark drove off.
Rigby, muffled: Now that you've killed my mom and Rami's grandmom, what will you do with us.
Mark: I'll sell you to a zoo. You'll look like animals cause... well you are! Back you're gonna be a rare species. You'll be chopped up and stuck together.
Rami, under his breath: Yeah, yeah. Keep talking.
Rami had a knife and he started cutting the rope that tied him. Soon enough, He escaped from the rope and stabbed Mark in the chest. The car flew out of control. The car fell off a cliff.
Rami: Rigby! Eileen!
Mark, weakly: You son of a bitch.
Rami: No. I'm a grandson of a bitch. And that bitch is you.
Rami cut Rigby and Eileen free.
Rami: Let's get on top of the car.
They got onto the top of the car and jumped to the cliff.
Rami: Hold onto me!
Rigby and Eileen grabbed Rami while Rami stabbed his knife into the cliff.
Rami: *I hope this works.*