Chapter 5 Morganville Vampires!
Shane's P.O.V
Michael's car pulled up outside my house and I ran over and jumped inside.
'Yo' I said.
'Morning man, how's it going?' He asked me.
'Great' I answered. Michael smile and began to drive to school.
'So today we have that school trip thing' Michael reminded me.
I sighed in frustration 'Shit, I totally forgot'
'You always forget stuff, that's why I'm here to remind you' Michael says.
I laughed 'You do a lot of stuff Michael'
'Shut up' He said.
'Or what?' I asked him.
'Or...I'll put in a bad word for your little new friend' He replied.
I frowned 'Little new friend?'
'You know that girl...Claire Danvers' He says.
'Oh her...she's not my friend' I said.
Michael scoffed 'Course she isnt, that's why you practically stared into her eyes yesterday'
'I didnt stare into her eyes!' I argued.
'Whatever man, it looked like you was. If I hadn't of said anything nobody knows what could of happened' He told me.
'Dude come on, she isnt my type' I said to him.
'I thought all girls was your type?' He asked me.
'I...Well she isnt my type' I stuttered.
'Yer whatever, but remember Shane i'm your best friend I know when you like a girl or not' He tells me.
'Then you should know that I dont like her' I say.
'I know you do, dont try to hide it' He said.
'Michael I splashed her on the way to school, I put a stupid red paint bomb in her locker. Do you really think I would do that to a girl I really liked?' I questioned him.
He thought for a moment 'Yer your right, but you do act weird around her'
'That's because I dont like her and I dont want to be around her. The teacher put me with her in science and she called me dumb!' I told him.
He laughed 'About time someone spoke the truth'
I punched him on his arm and he stopped laughing 'Dont hit me whilst i'm driving'
'Or what?' I asked him.
'Or i'll ask your little friend out' He smiles.
'Michael I'v just told you this, I do not like-'
'I know, I know, I was joking' He laughed.
'Not funny' I said.
For the rest of the drive to school me and Michael joked about and well...argued. Well when I say argued I dont really mean it in a serious way. We always have these joke arguments where we dont really mean what we say. Its a boy thing really and its too complicated to understand. Michael pulled up outside of school and we both jumped out the car and started to walk towards to school. Girls said "Hi" on the way to the school building and we both said hi back. Just as we was walked inside the school Michael hit me on my arm.
'What?' I asked him.
'Its Sandra' He answered, and looked at the door right next to him. There standing at the door was Sandra, she was one of the nerds but tried to act like she was friends with everyone. She wore this checked skirt with a white blouse and then this black cardigan with a checked pattern on it. Bits of her hair frizzed out of he ponytail and she stood in the most awkward position. She smiled at me and I heard Michael laugh a bit, Sandra walked over to me and I smiled a bit.
'Hi Shane' She says.
'Hi' I said.
'I heard you were going on the school trip to the museum' She says.
'Oh...yer I am' I told her.
She laughed and then snorted and I heard Michael laugh even more.
'That's totally cool Shane, I never thought you would ever go on a school trip to a museum' She laughed...and snorted.
'Yer...who would of thought' I said.
'But I bet there's are reason your going there, like a real important reason. Maybe there's...a girl there...' She trailed off, she pulled this weird smile at me and I heard Michael full on laugh.
'Erm...no...there is no girl I'm going for there' I tell her.
'Oh' She says, she actually looked sad.
'Anyway I have to go now...see you whenever' I said. Me and Michael was about to walk of but she stopped me.
'Wait Shane! Have you heard of the...prom that is happening soon?' She asked me.
I glanced at Michael and he smiled at me, I looked back at Sandra 'Yer I did hear about it'
'Well you know because you have strong muscles and everything maybe you could help me set some of the decorations up. But it will be very late at night and it would just be us too' She tells me.
I stared at her speechless and could see Michael laughing in the corner of my eye.
'I take that as I yes-'
'No! No I'm busy I wot be able to, sorry bye Sandra' I say.
'But wai-'
Before she could stop me I twizzling a strand of her hair and looked her right in the eyes 'Did you do something different to your hair?'. She giggled and nodded and looked down. I took that as a opportunity and quickly walked off. As soon as me and Michael turned that corner Michael burst out laughing.
'That. Was. Great' Michael said between laughs.
I shook my head 'No it wasn't'
'You should of seen your face when she asked you to come to that late night thing' He chuckled.
'I cant believe she asked me that' I said, I walked right up to my locker and Michael went to his. I opened mine up and threw some unwanted books in and then slammed it shut. Locking it I noticed Michael was stood next to me again.
'So what's the first lesson?' I asked him.
'Its English, and then we miss the rest of the lesson for the school trip' Michael reminded me.
'Oh yer' I said.
'Oh and guess what?' He asked me.
'What?' I asked him.
'Your little friend is in there' Michael answered.
I glared at him and he laughed 'Joking Shane chill'
'Whatever lets just get to lesson' I muttered.
When we walked into the lesson everyone was already sat down and listening to the teacher.
'You late Mr Collins and Mr Glass' The teacher announced.
'Sorry Mrs' We both said.
She rolled her eyes 'Just sit down I'll explain what's happening in a minute'. We both nodded and went to sit down in our seats. I didnt really pay attention to the teacher, she kept blabbing on and on about some random place. All of a sudden everyone got up and walked over to the computer cabinet.
'Get a laptop everyone...form a line' The teacher ordered. Everyone lined up to get a laptop, one of the kids in front spoke up.
'Mrs can we sit where we want?' He asked her.
She nodded her head 'Everyone! I'll let you sit next to your friends but do not misbehave or you'll go back to where you usually sit!'
'I'll save you a seat man' Michael told me as he passed me, he had already gotten a laptop. After about 5 minutes of waiting, I was at the front of the line. I grabbed a laptop and walked out the line.
'Over here!' Michael yelled to me, I looked over to where he was sat. The whole table held our friends but the seat he had saved for me...was the one next to Claire Danvers. she was on the table next to ours and my seat was near hers. I glared at him and went to sit down.
'You okay?' Michael asked me, he looked amused.
'Could you have picked a better seat?' I asked him.
He shook his head 'Sorry man it was the last one, but dont worry you have plenty of people to speak to. Me, Dan, Joe...oh and Claire'
'Oh you are so funny Michael, no really, that joke was funnier then your face' I said, Michael didnt say anything instead he just laughed and shook his head. I logged in on my computer and Mrs had put the instructions up on the boar of what to do. We had to collect information about the museum we were going to and make a power point of its best parts.
After about half an hour of the lesson I had done a good amount of work. I dont really do that much work but today I was quite impressed, dont get me wrong I was still having a laugh with my friends and joking around. How could I not do that? At one point the teacher walked out and we all started chucking things at people, the best thing was it pissed people off and their reactions were so funny. After a while the teacher walked in again and we had to stop throwing things.
'Alright you have around half an hour left to get some more information and then your going to log off' The teacher announced, she walked over to her desk and grabbed a huge pile of folders. She then set them on a spare table.
'I'm going to go around the classroom and see how much work you've done' The teacher tells us. With that she started to walk around everyone and checked their computers.
Michael glanced at mine 'Wow you've done loads of work'
'Do you think?' I asked him.
He nodded his head and looked at his, I laughed 'You've done more work then me'
'Do you think?' He says, quoting me. I nodded my head and looked back at the teacher, she was just looking at Dan's work, who was sat near Michael. I sighed and looked around the room, Claire had caught my attention right then. Mainly because she looking for a bag and she looked quite funny when she was looking for it. Mrs walked closer and I looked back at Claire's computer, she had Google up on her screen and I had the best idea ever. She bent right down and grabbed hold of her bag, I took this as an opportunity and got up, I leaned over and typed the perfect website in. I then sat back in my seat and the teacher walked around to me and Michael. Michael must of saw me because he was frowning at me and I smiled at him.
'What did you just do to Claire?' He asked me. I opened my mouth to speak but got interrupted by the sounds coming from Claire's laptop. Everyone turned and looked at her as the room filled with the sounds of sex noises. Claire looked back up at her laptop and gasped.
'Shit!' I heard her mutter, she tried to turn it of but it crashed on the front page. The front page held pictures of naked men and women, and the most dirtiest quotes ever.
The teacher walked over to her and looked down at her 'Claire you might want to find a better time or that'
'No Mrs I wasn't...I didnt...I dont even know how this got up!' Claire stammered.
'I'v heard it all before Claire but I didnt think you were the type of person for this...just next time...do not do this in my lesson' The teacher told her, with that she walked off. Claire looked back at her laptop and closed the website off and then put her head on the table.
The whole table burst out laughing and she turned and glared at us all.
'Find anything interesting on there?' I asked her.
She glared at me 'You typed it in didnt you?'
'Me? I wouldn't do such a thing' I say sarcastically.
'You asshole! How did you even manage to type that in?' She asked me.
I shrugged 'You were looking in your bag and you wasn't paying attention, I'm a very skillful person'
'Urgh I swear you are the most big headed childish boy I'v ever met' She says.
'Claire that hurt my feelings' I joked.
'You dont have any!' She said.
'Oh but I do...and clearly you want to have a bit of feelings by putting up that website' I told her.
'Whatever Shane!' She said and spun around. I laughed and looked back at Michael who was staring at me with a smile on his face.
'What?' I asked him.
'You cant keep away from her can you?' He asked me.
'Dude it was a prank, yesterday she purposely made chemicals blow up in my face. I had to get her back' I told him.
He shrugged 'Whatever man'
'Dude I dont fancy her' I said.
'Well it looks like it, you've never given a girl so much attention' He pointed out.
I thought about it for a moment 'Your right, but she pranked me. If she hadn't of poured water over my head then none of this would have happened'
He laughed 'You started it by splashing her, when you was in my car'
'But it was funny' I pointed out.
He smiled and shook his head 'Whatever man'.
After that the lesson went by really fast and I heard people asking Claire if she knew any good porn websites too. I found it absolutely hilarious and most of my friends on my table did as well. Anyway we had to log of on our computers and put them back in the cabinet. Once everyone did that we started getting ready to go for this school trip which is probably going to be so funny.
So Shane got Claire back...again. So they are going to go on the school trip to the... museum? Lets see how that goes for them. Please comment your thoughts. Thanks for reading :)