"Okay, here's one. 'When life gives you lemons-'"

"Shove those fucking lemons up life's ass and tell it to keep it's own damn lemons."

Roy scowled. He didn't want to be reading words of wisdom as much as Ed wanted to be hearing them, but Hawkeye had insisted that it would make both Alchemists wiser and help them 'bond'.

He walked out as fast as he could, then continued walking down the street. He kept his eyes on the ground, not wanting to look up and see the clouds. But after a while, he realized he couldn't tell where he was going. He reluctantly lifted his head and caught sight of dark snowclouds in the distance.

'Do you wanna build a snowman?'

Great. Just what he wanted to avoid.

'Come on, let's go and play~!
I never see you anymore,
come out the door,
it's like you've gone away~!'

Ed seriously wanted to scream. He was heading back to the hotel him and Al had rented, but he found he didn't want to be near Al just yet. Otherwise, Al would probably laugh at him or sing the damn song as loud as he could.

'We used to be best buddies,
and now we're not.
I wish you would tell me why~!'

Okay. Either somebody needed to die, or Ed needed to get this damn song out of his head. Now.

'Do you wanna build a snowman?
It doesn't have to be a snowman~!'

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Ed shouted, making many people around him jump in surprise and stare at him strangely. Ed just held his head in his hands as he walked, trying his best to get rid of this fucking... thing that invaded his mind.

'Do you wanna build a snowman?
Or ride our bikes around the halls~?'

No. He did not want to build a fucking snowman.

'I think some company is overdue,
I've started talking to
the pictures on the walls~!'

Ed finally stumbled into his hotel, barely taking the time to check in before stomping to the room him and Al rented.

"Brother! What's wrong?" Al instantly demanded, catching the stormy look on his brother's face. Ed walked right past his younger brother, face-planting into one of the beds with a groan.

"Fucking snowmen messing with my brain," he growled, putting a pillow over his head. Al looked confused, then looked outside. It had started snowing.

A few hours later, Al shook Ed awake. The eldest Elric rolled onto his back with a groan.

"What is it, Al?"

"Do you wanna build a snowman?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Ugh. Frozen. The movie is good, but there is TOO MANY SONGS. This song gets stuck in my head more often than any other song... Anyways, poor Ed hates that song, but Al loves Frozen and all it's songs. Just saying. *Eyebrow wiggle*