Marital Counseling

Session-3: Partnership

Counselor: Upon observing the surveilence tapes I had installed in your home, with only three days of behavioral footage covered, I was appalled. It seems there is a struggle for dominance in the household and with a 13 year old son and an infant in the mix this war amongst spouses must end.

Marriage is a partnership, if you both can't agree on anything then your collaboration will undoubtably suffer. Now I've comprised an exercize that could help to establish a working team out of you two. If your willing to cooperate I'm willing to help.

Bulma: Wait a minute you put cameras in my house?

Counselor: Ahem, so this is how I've planned it. Bulma since you are the dominant spouse you will portray the indominant spouse. Vegeta however-

Vegeta: Dominant spouse? This woman?

Bulma: Ah here he goes.

Vegeta: No one holds any dominance over me! I AM THE PRINCE OF ALL-

Bulma: Keep your goddamn voice down!

Vegeta: Yes dear.

Counselor: Um...moving on. Vegeta will simulate Bulma's point of veiw and Bulma vice versa. You will debate about a small problem normal, everyday couples face like money, the kids, you know little things. This exercize is mainly for the two of you to understand that you need to think together for the sake of your marriage.

Bulma: Sounds reasonable. I'll do it if he will.

Vegeta: Forget it!

Counselor: Mr. Vegeta...

Bulma: Vegeta you will do it.

Vegeta: You don't own me!

Bulma: You forget, I do.

(Bulma pulls out a jar with a pair of testicles in it)

Bulma: You want them back don'cha?

Vegeta: You sneaky bitch.

Counselor: Shall we begin?

Bulma: Yes.

(Bulma faces Vegeta)

Bulma: Vegeta I need to talk to you about Trunks. He's been getting into a lot of trouble lately and he needs guidance from his father.

Vegeta: ...(grunt)

Counlselor: Mr. Vegeta, try saying "He's not your problem he's OUR problem."

Vegeta: Do I look stupid to you?

Bulma: Vegetaaaaaa...

(Bulma shakes jar)

Vegeta: (Sigh)...He's not your problem he's OUR problem!

Bulma: Do you know what he did today?

Vegeta: Should I care?

Bulma: Oh I think you'll care. It seems he's been suspended for exposing dirty magizines to the other boys at school, I wonder where he could have gotten them from...hmm...

Vegeta: How should I know?

Bulma: Oh I know you know. You said you got rid of those filthy magizines!

Vegeta: Well what else was I supposed to do? You don't even want me touching you anymore!

Bulma: Oh god! I told you I just had the baby, you try pushing out a saiyan and tell me you want another one going back inside you in the morning!

Vegeta: You were the one who told me to find some other hobbie...well I-

Bulma: But I didn't mean go out and buy pornography just so our overzealous mistake could taint 3/4 of the student body with silicon sacks and vaseline!

Vegeta: Maybe he needs to suck on someone elses titties for a change.

Bulma: What did you say?

Vegeta: Do I sound like a jukebox to you? Fine I'll say it again. Stop. Putting. Your. Titties. In. His. Mouth. And. Let. Him. BE. A. MAN.

Counselor: Oh no.

Bulma: (Gasp) Hmph!

Bulma picked up the jar, dropped it and shashed his balls)

Bulma: Well maybe I will, then at least one of you will be.

Vegeta(shocked): You two-timing bitch!

(Counselor picks up phone)

Counselor: Hello? Is this the Army?

Sorry for taking so long guys, been pretty backed. With a baby on the way I don't have much time these days. Anyway hope you enjoyed this chapter and thanks for reading.