I do not own Naruto and if I did Itachi, and Mikoto wouldn't have died

"Naruto" -normal,Nanotech speech

'Stupid idiots' -normal,Nanotech thoughts

"Oy gaki listen to me" -demon speech

'stupid ningen'-demon Thoughts

*thunder* -action

Kage bunshin no jutsu -Jutsu

"Yo baka" Animals translation/speech

A/N IM combining the first two chapters together to make chapter one longer

jmspikey: I like your attitude to it

Zero Gawain: Yes

*Story start Im starting this today because I couldn't think of the fighting arrangement for the third exams*

"Derp will need help when theres lemons when s/he plans one."- Dawson Whitford 2015

*Konoha hospital a week later*

"Hokage-sama, we have done extensive tests in Naruto. A possibility is a new bloodline awakening in Naruto. Anything else we can think of is a dead end. Also the new bloodline or something else, but Naruto is now a female by some reason. We don't know why that is?" one of the doctors told him

"Ah, Im getting to old for this shit." Hiruzen muttered to himself. He was known as the Kami no Shinobi( God of Shinobi), the professor, and was one of the strongest shinobi alive. Though this was was confusing. Naruto was found in a laboratory, next to broken glass and turned i to a girl.

Twitching on the ground, and now he somehow was transformed into a female with different hair colours. Red, Golden, purplish red, and black.

"Uh, Jiji what is going on?" Naruto asked the third Hokage curiously

"Naruto do you know whats going on?" Hiruzen asked Naruto unsure if he should reveal anything

"Yes, I unlocked a bloodline known as Atomutōn (Atom release) where I can manipulate the structure of my body. Like making weapons, appearance,etc." Naruto told him 'Nice lie guys.' Naruto muttered to the inhabitants of his body

"Ok Naruto-" "Jiji, I want to call myself Naruko because Im a girl now." Naruto or Naruko told him

"Ok Naruko, I'll have Neko take you out to bet new cloths and help her adjust-"He was cut off by Boar running into the hospital

"Hokage-sama, Narutos apartment was burnt to the ground. We were able to save his personal belongings before the fire reached the apartment." Boar told him

"Uh, Hokage-sama, Naru-chan could stay with me at my building." Offered Neko

"Hello Neko-san, how are you doing?" Naruko asked her

"Ok Neko, if you are sure about that. Then Narukos belongings will be transferred to your house." Hiruzen told her.

"Thanks Jiji, Im going to put on my normal clothes now." Naruko thanked her as she turned her hospital clothes (Mea can turn her clothes into her battle dress, so can Naruko) into the black dress with a metallic cross silhouette in it( Yamis usual clothes).

"Im not even going to question that." The third hokage muttered

*Neko's/Yugao's apartment*

"Now Naruko you will be staying here with me, and my all but blood sister Anko. Just be careful though, she has a addiction to dangos and is sadistic. Be careful she will try to introduce you to dangos." Neko warned her

"Don't worry Neko-san I wont let her persuade me, Ramen is the food of the gods!" Naruko proclaimed

*Dango shop*
Anko was eating her dangos when she suddenly a murderous look on her face

" I fell a disturbance in the food of the gods force, I sense some one proclaiming that dangos isn't the best food ever. DANGOS ARE THE BEST FOOD EVER!" Anko yelled causing everyone to inch away from the possibly insane special jonin

*Hyuuga manor*

"I feel someone is in essence, bad mouthing cinnamon buns." Hinata whispered to herself, getting a dark aura around her.

'What is going on with Hinata?' Hanabi her younger sister thought to herself.

*Purple haired apartment*

"What just happened Neko-san?" Naruko asked her

"That was just Anko yelling about dangos, also my name is Yugao." Yugao told her as she took off her cat mask.

'Should I tell her about the 'bloodline'?' Naruko asked her inhabitants

"I say tell her." Yami monotonously replied

"Me too. Maybe the Anko lady as some Ecchi books." Darkness cheered

"I hate Ecchi."

'Ok, I'll tell her' "Yugao-san, I have to tell you something when Anko gets here." Naruko told her

*Several minutes and one long explanation later*

"So... you found a lab in the most dangerous part of the forest of death. Found a vile of 'nanobots', and spilt them. Became a girl, and met the kyuubi as well as four other people who now lives in your head because of the nanobots. Finally you are living here because your house went up un flame." Anko asked bluntly

"That about sums it up." Naruko told her

"I need dangos, the food of the gods."Anko muttered

"No Ramen is the food of the gods." Naruko told her as Hinata appeared

"NO, Cinnamon buns are the food of the gods." Hinata told them as lightning clashed between them

'Ah this is going to end badly. I just hope that Hokage-sama doesn't try to instigate anything in them about favourite food.' Yugao thought to herself as she opened a bottle of sake.

"NO MY FOOD IS BETTER!" all three of them yelled at the same time. Although Hinata realized what she had just done and passed out.

'I hope she grows out of that.' everyone conscious thought at the same time.

"Ill take her home." Naruko told them as she grew wings and carried her to the Hyuuga complex

'She can do that?' thought the two purple hairs thought

*Hyuuga complex*

"Hiashi-sama someone is at the gate for you." A branch member told him

"Thank you, Ill be there in a minute." Haishi told him

*Hyuuga gate*

"Heres Hinata, sorry she passed out when we were talking." Naruko told him as she handed Hinata

"Thank you, but who are you?" Hiashi asked her

"Its a secret." Was the only thing Naruko told him as she flew away

The end