I do not own Naruto and if I did Itachi, and Mikoto wouldn't have died

"Naruto" -normal,Nanotech speech

'Stupid idiots' -normal,Nanotech thoughts

"Oy gaki listen to me" -demon speech

'stupid ningen'-demon Thoughts

*thunder* -action

Kage bunshin no jutsu -Jutsu

"Yo baka" Animals translation/speech

*Story start Im starting this today because I couldn't think of the fighting arrangement for the third exams*

"Pairings?."- Dawson Whitford 2015

There is going to be yuri pairings."- Derp

*Training ground 44*

"Now try to use the flamethrower weapon." Nemesis told her, as Naruko transformed her hair into a flamethrower and channeled wind chakra through it

"Yami-sensei, why can I use wind chakra so easily?" Naruko asked

"Hm... try channeling chakra into the tree bark and see what happens." Yami told her. The bark peeled off and split in two, one half crumbled. While the other half burst into flames

"Hm, looks like you have wind, fire, and earth. Wind is weak to Fire. Fire is weak to Water. Water is weak to Earth. Earth is weak to lightning, and Lightning is weak to Wind. So you pretty much you have no weakness. Fire is strong to Wind, and Lightning is strong to Water." Kurama explained to her

"That is interesting." Naruko smirked viciously thinking up some terrible and possible evil ideas.

*Anko Mitarashi*

Anko Mitarashi was not having a good day. First a couple of drunk chunins tried to hit on her. Then the person she was interrogating cracked, so she couldn't have any fun. So she decided to head into the forrest of death to drink some sake and dangos. Then to top it off off someone knocked her out.

*With Naruko several minutes earlier*

"Naruko, I feel someone coming close. Prepare to PsycoDive." Mea told her. Naruko readied her hair and striked Anko on her curse seal

*Mind scape*
Anko lay floating in an endless abyss circled by a giant white snake eating its own tail ( Norse snake for reference).

'Hm, so this is the snake ladies Mind realm? Why the giant snake?' Naruko thought

'Ugh, where am I.' "Oi Gaki, where are we and who are you?" the snake woman asked Naruko who was floating in her battle dress

"Oh, your awake. Ok 1. We are in your mind scape, a realm where your inner self exist. 2. My name is Naruko. I have some questions for you.

1. Who are you. with the giant snake surrounding us?" Naruko asked her

"Ok gaki, you got some balls. First my name is Anko Mitarashi, second the giant was a parting gift from my former sensei." Anko spoke with venom in her voice at the last part.

"Oh, it must not be that strong if theres only one snake." Naruko said in mock fear. Which angered the snake, causing it to lunge out at her.

"Ha... fool, letting its emotion get the better of it. Allowing me to get the upper hand." Naruko smirked as she impaled, then burned the white husk of the snake.

"That thing was annoying." Naruko muttered as she turned her hair back to normal and started to clean the snake chunks out of it

"Aw, Im coing to have to clean it with conditioner, then clean it a lot to get it all out." Naruko muttered sadly as she picked the bits out

'Is she serious? She just killed a giant snake, now she's worrying about her hair?' Anko sweat-dropped

"Ok, Im leaving here." Naruko told her as the mind scape started to fall apart

*Real world*

"AH what hit me. Wait its gone. ITS GONE!" Anko cried out as she rubbed the spot where the curse mark was.

"SO~, how do you feel~?" Naruko asked her in a sweetly cheery tone

"ThankyouthankyouThankyouThankyou. If theres anything I can do-" Anko was going to tell her but was cut off

"Well~, you could teach me~ some jutsus to thank~ me." Naruko told her in a sing song tone, and giving a sickly sweet smile

'Damn, I hope I can take her as an apprentice and teach her some of my techniques.' Anko thought causing every male to shudder.

'What is happening?' thought every male in the elemental nation

"So~ Anko~Sensei, what are we going to learn today?" Naruko asked her

'She went straight to the point, I think that Im going to like her.' Anko smirked before she started her 'training'

"Ok, first we are going to train. So DODGE!" Anko told her as she started lobbing weapons at Naruko as she broke into a sprint away

'Why are all my sensei's insane!?' Naruko inwardly cried inside

'' Hey!'' all Narks inhabitants yelled out

'But its true! Is it not?" Naruko asked getting silence from them

'Yeah thats what I thought.' Naruko thought before she started dodge to dodge weapons.

*several hours, and dozens of kunais later*

"Wow gaki, most people don't last as long (Ha) as you did today. You earned my respect." Anko told her as they ate some chocolate covered dangos and red bean paste (Anko means red bean paste lol)

"Thank you Anko-sensei, this red bean paste is good." Naruko told her while eating the red bean.

"Yeah, yeah. Nothing beats dangos."

"Ramen!"

"Dangos!"

"Cinnamon buns!" Hinata yelled

"Hinata, when did you get here?"

"Never mind, Cinnamon buns are the food of the gods!"

*A long argument later*

"Fine lets just admit that, each of them is good." Naruko tried to reason with them

"Fine." Each of them begrudgingly muttered

"Now lets leave this argument alone for now." Naruko told them

"Thank you, now Hinata why did you show up?" Naruko asked er

"O-oh, I-i-i w-w-was w-w-walkng through here, a-a-and I heard s-s-someone talking a-a-about t-t-the b-b-best food." Hinata stuttered out losing her brief confidence boost.

'*Sigh* this is annoying.' Naruko and Anko thought at the same time.

"Hinata, why do you stutter?" Naruko asked her

"W-w-well, Im shy. So I t-t-tend to s-s-stutter." Hinata told them

"Anko-sensei, maybe you could do something about it?" Naruko smirked at her devious idea

The end