Originally all of this was chapter just dialog so if it seems off I apologize. Also is it worth posting these on AO3 if so that means i;ll have to get an account but let me know

Prompt: You've decided throwing stuff at me was the best way to gather my attention

Once his guest have left the small café he was in the Original turned his attention to the one who was insisting she was more important, "You've decided throwing stuff at me was the best way to gather my attention"

"Yes"

"You do know if it was anyone else, I would have ripped out their heart?" He stated

"Yes"

"Then, to what pleasure do I owe to You tossing food at Me, ms Elena"

She shrugged "Everyone loves blueberry muffin"

"Not being tossed into one's hair." He raked his hand through his hair to prove his point while crumbs fell out.

"Everyone looks better with muffin."

"No, no they do not."

"Fine, I was bored and I wasn't expecting to see you since it's been, oh a century"

"it's been a bit less than a century Elena"

"OK, so I was rounding."

"Sure you-" he stopped mid sentence finally noticing Elena "Elena you've aged"

"Ah, I was wondering how long it would take you to notice and about three years"

"But how?"

"It's a long story"

"Then tell me the short version." He urged

"We found another cure, I took it. Damon pissed off a witch, I wound up in a coma because of it. Until Bonnie died. I imagine it was the same type of sleep you and your siblings endure when Daggered."

"You're human? Your heart does not beat."

"I don't know what I am. I woke up and I was human and then recently it just stopped. My heart just stopped."

"It just, stopped?"

"Yes"

"That's oddly peculiar considering you're here, Unless you are a ghost."

"I'm not a ghost. I've been throwing things at you"

"Are you immortal?"

"I don't know."

"But you're still here?"

"Yes"

"So you could be immortal?"

"I could be, but for all we know, the moment I find out, I get cut, I don't stop bleeding and then I'm dead."

"Or you could heal and live."

"I could?"

He nodded to answer her. "Do you want to find out?"

"… Yes"