A/N: It's now time for the next chapter of this story! Except, that I'm not gonna post this one. No siree. It's my birthday today and I decided to give you a treat and update...

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Three chapters! That's right: THREE chapters. Consider it a three-course meal and my treat to all you readers. I'm now 17 years old. Yeah, next thing you know I'll be going in a retirement home, playing golf, living my awesome lifestyle. Anyway, enjoy this and two other chapters!

And review please.

Well, what happened in Iceland SHOULD stay in Iceland needless to say. After almost throwing up an entire traditional feast, Sky, Noah, and Owen had pretty much recovered and agreed never to do that again. And Kitty told me that Emma didn't need her help so her sister ended up pushing a huge block of ice that had their fossil in it to the finish line. HA! She totally deserved after bossing her little sister around.

Not that... I would care -er -I mean would care but I just don't want see Kitty getting mistreated after all she's the cutest gi-uh... nevermind. Just get reading...

Sky and I raced toward the Don Box and I took the next travel tip, "Take the first military plane to Brazil."

We took off towards our stop and called for a taxi. As soon as it got to the airport, we raced behind our friends and sat right next to them. I'm kinda worried for Owen and I'm pretty sure my cousin felt the same way. For one thing, I didn't want him to scream like a maniac who's about to die.

And he did just that, except he was chewing his stuffed bear nervously.

(Dual Confessional)

Noah: Owen's a bit nervous when it comes to military planes *Gestures to his friend, who has a fearful look*.

*Flashback of Total Drama World Tour clips where Owen was almost sucked out of a plane... twice*

Owen: Can you blame me? I almost died!

Owen's stomach growled and he burped out brown cotton toward me and Sky. Okay, that's just gross, "Where's Beary?"

We wiped off the cotton while Noah answered. "You just ate him."

He gasped in shock. "OH NO! Will you hold me?"

"I'd rather- NOT!" He hugged (more like crushed) Noah for comfort. Whilst the Ice Dancers didn't look too happy. Mostly because the Goths took first place when they ate the Icelandic feast as if it was nothing. They're kinda weird since they barely show any emotion.

"Well, at least it's cotton and not the food back in Iceland." I said whilst I finished wiping the cotton off of me. Suddenly the plane rumbled and shook, "What? Did we hit a speedbump or something?"

"Sorry folks. Flat tire. Must've rolled over something sharp." The pilot announced over the speaker.

"WHAT?! UGH!" Sky screamed and made a dent in the wall, scaring all the teams and even me. Sheesh, calm down She-Hulk! It's not like we'll be stranded here. But the bad news is teams on the second plane were now the first teams to take off. And we were looking losers right now.

"We're stranded here... ON A MILITARY PLANE?!" Oh boy, There goes Owen again, "AAAAHHHH!" Oh brother, this is gonna be a long wait.

After a little while of fixing, the plane finally took off to Brazil. When it landed, we took off in front of Owen and Noah and took the next travel tip just before the Daters.

"HEY! We were in front of you!" Stephanie yelled at us.

"Sorry, no time to argue." I called back to her and then read the next challenge, "Botch-or-Watch. It looks like I'm up. I'll have to stick my hand in a glove full of bullet ants,. I had wide-eyes the formed a disgusted look, "Euugh, this is crazy."

"How bad are bullet ants?" She had same frightened expression as me.

By the time we got there, Jacques stuck his hand in the mit, screamed in pain, and his hand came out swollen, "It stings like missing golden baked oven pie half a point!" (A/N: At least that's what I thought he said)

(Dual Confessional: Forest)

Sky: *Looking concerned* You weren't kidding said this was crazy.

Zane: *Shrugs and smiles* Eh, could be worse. After all, I plan on taking some of those bullet ants from that mit and placing them on your hands while you're sleeping.

Sky: *Terrified* WHAT?!

Zane: *Laughs* I was joking. *Gets a glare from Sky and surrenders with a sheepish face* What? You dented the wall on the plane and scared me, Owen, and Noah back there.

"That's how bad," I answered while I stuck my hand in it and grunted in pain as I pulled out our next travel tip with a clean hand, "Huh. What do you know? No damage."

She read the tip, "Next we have to get across the chasm anyway we can then find another travel tip in a pile of coconuts."

We approached it and found it was a some drop making me I comment, "That is one long way down. Well, here goes nothing."Both of us swung onto the vine and landed on the other side of the cliff safely.

At least we did until Noah came along and Owen landed right on top of us, "Ow."

"Sorry guys." He apologized and picked us up.

"You really need to start putting 'diet' in your vocab dude." I dusted myself off.

"I don't think that's even possible." Sky replied walking over to the oversized pile of coconuts where the other teams had started searching for their next tip. We started searching into different piles than the other teams along with our allies.

Owen, still being the gorger he is, ate an entire coconut in one bite, "It's okay! I got it down."

Noah rolled his eyes and responded, "Great. Let's wait eight hours and see if there was a tip in that one." He poked his belly with a stick.

"OW! You got me right in the coconut." Ah, Owen. What would we do without him? Oh right, have our travel tip by now since the other teams are starting to get theirs, no offense to you guys out there.

The Ice Dancers seemed to be letting the pressure get to their heads, "Let's try that area over there," Josee pointed to the pile behind them after she threw two coconuts on Owen's head revealing travel tips.

"Yes!" Noah cheered catching theirs while I caught ours.

"It's an All-In. One team member must create a headpiece, the other a tail, worthy of walking the parade during Carnival." I quoted from the tip.

"Come on!" We ran to the next station where teams started to make their own dresses. Just as we were working the Ice Dancers had just finished theirs and went over to the judge, "What the heck? Didn't they just get here?" Noah pointed to them.

"About 5 five seconds ago give or take," I clarified. In the meantime, we were able to finish both parts of the costume and I was (forced) to put it on, "Why am I wearing the costume again?" Sky and I (mostly me) were being judged on the costume. We were given our next tips for the end of this challenge.

"Okay. Last part, we run to the chill zone," I read it.

"Wait, what Owen and Noah?" My cousin asked of them.

"We'll catch up. Just go!" Noah approved of us racing on.

We didn't have any more time to argue and if we did, we would've just fell behind even further. Both of us had to use a hand glider to get toward the chill zone and secure a spot for the next location. We approached the cliff and saw the gliders ready for flying.

"You ever had to glide across a gap?" Sky asked me.

"Yes... no... well, something like that," I answered unsure. She only shrugged in response and grabbed on it along with me. I did have to glide across a gap one time I was running from Shelly and her goons from the school rooftop. Long story short: it ticks her off that peanut butter and jelly gets stuck in her hair so I had to use some leftover cloth as a paraglider to land safely from the school rooftop I was jumping from.

Don't look at me like that. She was a trash-hole!

"Okay, ready?" I nodded my head to her, "Three, two, one, go!" We jumped off the edge and glided to the chill zone easily after Father and Son arrived.

"Acrobats, 7th place," Don announced.

"Eh, not too bad right Sky?" I asked her. For some reason she had wide-eyes and ran away from the chill zone in terror, "Uh, Sky? Why are you..." I was interrupted by screaming from the air and turned around at the source, "What the...?!" Before I even had time to think, I was squashed by the Adversity Twins and the Sisters... mostly Kitty.

Just when this couldn't get anymore awkward.

"Trial's over, alliance terminated." Emma groaned in pain.

"Sorry guys, I gotta go with my sis on this one." Kitty apologized to them. What? She didn't suggest forming an alliance with me? Er... and Sky plus the Reality TV Pros.

"Totally fair." Mickey replied.

"Excuse me? Can you get off me now?" I breathed out toward them. And wanted them hurry because Kitty and I were face-to-face and didn't want any joke of this being though of!

"And it looks like a painful multi-limb tie for eighth place... plus Zane and Kitty have gotten closer than ever." Don says. Well, so much for the jokes.

Kitty and I glared at him, "SHUT IT DON!" We both looked at each other blushed.

A few minutes later, Owen and Noah came crashing down in the sand after we (and I mean the Sisters, Twins, and me) had gotten ourselves out of the way. Bad news is they were stuck and a couple of teams passed them. Worst of all, Don said that we couldn't help them since Sky and I already finished. It looked like they were stuck there until the Cadets kicked them into the chill zone. Sometimes I hate fate. But at least they came in 12th place and weren't eliminated.

Other than that, I'm worried they probably won't last too long in the game.

A/N: And remember kids, try this at home.

*Zane whispers correction*

Sorry, don't try this at home.