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As the light come on, we see Claire Redfield sitting on the bar stool, looking a little nervous. Why? Well for some reason the stool is broken and if she moves just a little she will fall. Which she has done several times.
"Hello and welcome back to the conclusion of our first episode." Sara turns to Claire. "So Claire, have you chosen who you are gonna go with?"
Claire quickly thinks about it. "Yes, I have." She smiles at Sara.
"That's great. But we will have to wait until the end of the show to reveal who she has picked and where they will be going." Sara says to the camera.
Getting up, Claire heads off stage where she finds the softest chair and sits down. Shortly after she leaves, a tale man walks out wearing black jeans, a white shirt, and sunglasses.
"Hello, and welcome to RE Presents: Blind Date. Please tell us what you look for in a woman. As well as your name." Sara reads the card.
"Well. My name is Albert Wesker. What I look for in a woman is loyalty. Strength. And above all no blondes." We think he's looking at the camera. It's very hard to tell with those sunglasses on.
"Interesting. Well. This is the part where we ask you to put on these noise cancelling headphones while we talk to your MP's!" Sara takes the headphones that appear next to her.
"What are MP's?" Wesker asks as he is handed the headphones.
"Mystery Person."
"Lame, but I guess it will do." Wesker puts the headphones on as Sara's left eye twitches.
Once they are on, Sara walks over to the back where three mystery people are sitting on what kind of looks like bar stools, but have a 70's look to them.
"What up. I'm Sara A. Wesker the host of RE Presents: Blind Date. I will ask each of you a question, where you will respond not only with the answer but who you are. Cool?" Sara smiles at them. "What is your biggest turn off?"
As camera two comes into view, it moves over to the first person. "Oh umm my name is Rebecca Chambers and I guess mine would be ignorant people."
"Nice answer."
"Hi. My name is Ada Wong. I would have to say people that snore both awake and sleeping." Ada then looks at the camera and adjusts as if she's ready for someone to take her picture.
"Oh my turn? Hello. I'm Sherry Birkin and I would have to say a person that gets you to do everything while they just sit there waiting." Sherry blows the camera a kiss and smiles.
"All good answers. When we get back, it's time for our guest to ask their questions to our MP's. Please enjoy the break." Sara says as the set goes dark.
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"Welcome back. During that time, Wesker wrote down twelve questions. Two per person. Then we go to another break, followed by the rest of the questions. And when you are ready Wesker, ask your questions." Sara steps back a bit.
"Alright. MP One. What are your thoughts on blondes?" Wesker looks somewhere and then looks up at something. Once again, it's very hard to tell where he's looking. Stupid sunglasses.
"I don't look at the person's hair colour as I look at who they are."
"You must be a brunette. MP Two. How would you solve a problem we are having?" Wesker reads from the cards.
"Well, I guess I would talk it out, find the route of the problem and try to find a way to resolve it. And never repeat it."
"Not a bad answer I guess. MP Three. When it comes down to it, family or your partner?" Wesker looks up and tries to look cool by doing that fish look with his lips.
"Well I wasn't close to my family, but I will choose them every time."
"Must be an only child. MP Two. What would you consider to be a bad date?" Wesker has a hard time reading his own handwriting.
"I would have to say, going to a nice restaurant where I'm expected to pay for the meal as well as the events after."
"I see. MP Three. What kind of person are you: party girl, stay in, or a combination of the two?" As Wesker reads the question, a mouse suddenly appears on his left shoulder.
"I would have to say I was a combination of the two."
"Great. Why is this mouse on me?" He looks over a Sara who also has a mouse on her shoulder.
"They are the Evil Talking Zombie Mice. I don't control them." A second mouse appears on her other shoulder.
Wesker's left eye twitches. "MP One. What is your opinion on revenge?" He asks as he tries to get his sunglasses back from the mice.
"I'm against it. Cause it never leads anywhere good."
"I like your answer MP One. When we get back from the break more questions and hopefully no mice." Sara says just as Wesker gets up and starts running after the mouse with his sunglasses.
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"Alright. During the break, we made several attempts to get rid of the mice, with no luck. So to all on the stage we'd like to say sorry but ignore them as best as you can. And Wesker the rest of your questions." Sara says as several mice start climbing her in an attempt to bug her.
"MP Three. What do you think about bullying in a relationship?" Wesker looks up to see a teleprompter in front of him with his questions. "Where did that come from?" He looks over at Sara.
"Just now. We noticed you were having a hard time reading your handwriting, so we got this for you." Sara smiles just a little evil at him.
"Cute." He rolls his eyes.
"I will not accept anyone who does this. I think it's in poor taste to do something like that to the person you claim to love."
"MP One. Are you for celebrating birthdays, anniversaries, and things of that nature?" Wesker says as he flicks a mouse off of his hand.
"Well, I do like to celebrate all kinds of things, so I guess I am for those kind of things."
"Swell. MP Two. Who's opinion do you value more: family, friends, or your partners?" Wesker looks around to see that most of the mice are closing in on him with glaring eyes.
"I would have to say my families as well as my partners."
"Nice answer. MP Two? Your partner is wrong about something, but they won't admit to it. What do you do?" Wesker soon looks above him to see mice wearing some kind of suit that allows them to walk on the ceiling.
"I wouldn't argue with them. I would let them think about what had been said, and allow them to come to the realization that they were wrong."
"MP Three. What is your favourite TV show as well as your least favourite?" Wesker tries to get through them fast before the mice decided to attack him.
"I would have to say my favourite was Supernatural. Love that Dean. And my least favourite was Z Nation."
"Nice. MP One. Would you go out with someone with a bad temper?" Wesker takes a dive after reading the question just as several mice start coming down on him.
"Well, I guess it all depends on if they direct it towards me. If not, I would try to be with them."
"That's a good answers. Now for what you have been waiting for the whole show. Claire if you please tell everyone who you have chosen to go on a blind date with!" Sara says as Claire walks out.
"I have chosen MP Two!" Claire looks hopeful.
Turning the camera, we see Jack Muller walk out. Both look at each other with confused, worried, and a bit of excitement on their face.
"Now, for your date, you will be going to a nice restaurant and then a movie of your choice. How does that sound?" Sara looks at them questioningly.
"Sounds good." They say at the same time.
Heading off, they exit the stage on head for a car waiting to take them to a fancy restaurant close by. And for some reason it's call Resident Evil. Why? We never asked just threw a dart at the phone book and called the first place it landed. Heading in, Jack pulls Claire's chair out for her.
"Thanks." She smiles as she sits down.
"So what made you want to go on the show?" Jack asks as he looks over the menu.
"Well, I was sick of dating losers and a friend told me about the show. So I thought I'd give it a try. What about you?" Claire looks down at the menu.
"Oh, I was taken by people in black outfits. I think I will have the chicken." Jack tries not to look at Claire. Afraid he'd upset her with his answer.
"That sounds horrible. And the chicken does sound good." Claire hides most of her face as she looks at Jack.
For the rest of the meal, they stay quiet. Every now and then looking at each other. Unknowing to them that it was valentine's day, as a waiter comes over and offers Jack to buy a red rose for Claire. Afraid to look bad, Jack not only buys her one, but two.
"You didn't have to do that Jack." Claire smiles as she smells the beautiful roses.
"I know I didn't. I wanted to." Jack attempts to smile at her, but stops when he feels his cheeks go warm.
From that moment on, they open up to each other about their lives. But things take a bit of a turn when Jack talks about his family. Going quiet, they finish the rest of their meal.
"I'll get this." Jack says feeling uneasy now that Claire knows Albert Wesker is his father.
"Look Jack. I'm not going to judge you based on what your father did. So you can relax." Claire tells him as she holds his hand on the way to the car.
Breathing a little easier, they head to the theater, where they somehow manage to pick a scary movie, get some drinks, and find two seats next to each other. While watching the movie, Claire grabs ahold of Jack's arm whenever a scary part comes. When the movie is over, they head to individual cars ready to take them home.
"I had a good time Jack." Claire says smiling at him.
"Surprisingly, I did as well." Jack looks into Claire's eyes as he opens her door.
Before she goes in, Jack gives her a kiss on the cheek and closes the door. Heading to the other car.
Credits
Thank you for watching our show and giving us your input. Just a reminder that next episode is all about the girls! Until then, be safe while using the T-Virus!