Latara-And that's why we never let Miroku near mistletoe.
Danny-*Under breath* Pervert...
Latara-Couldn't of said it better myself.
Yin-Oh BT-Dubs, so the cover photo didn't show up all the way, the link will be on my profile.
May-Can we have breakfast!?
Latara-Course. *Claps* Cilan, Cress, Chili!
*3 boys come out with plates, drink you know, the usual. You also know who they are :D*
Ash:Cilan? What are you doing?
Yin-See we went to the Striation City Gym and asked them to come and help out with the cooking.
Latara-And when that didn't work...we kidnapped them.
Dawn-Have you gotten more evil since we've last seen each other?
Latara-Yep. So let's get started! You 3 can go.
Yin-SOOOO let's get started. *Presses button and screen comes down*
Latara-1st up, ClanClaws!
Paul, Dawn-NO!
*A black aura surrounds Clan*
Me: Paul... Dawn... *Smiles creepily*
Paul,Dawn-AHHHH!
TeleStorm: If your done creeping people out, just tell 'em your dares.
Me: Alright...
N - I'm a big fan of yours!
N-Nice to know I have a fan.
*Cough(Not-as-big-a-fan-as-Mina-is)Cough*.
Mina-WHAT"S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!
Latara-*Presses button on recording thingy*
Mina-"Ugh, don't get ahead of yourself there. There's no way N and I could be in a relationship together...like ever. He's like, Crunchy Granola and I'm like, Pringles. He'd probably make us live in a tent together in the middle of nowhere, and um, hello, that would kill my already unmanageable hair. No thank you...and there's nothing even all that attractive about him...just his nice green hair...and those emerald eyes..."
Thorn-*Cough* "Lovesick." *Cough*
Mina-*Glares* "And his horrible fighting skills! He's so easy to beat, that's the most attractive thing about him!"
Eevee-"So you do find him attractive."
Mina-"UUUGH!"
Latara-*Stops recording*
Mina-*Blushes* That...that doesn't prove anything!
Eevee-Eevee, eev? (Doesn't it?)
Mina-Oh hush!
Espeon-Any who...
But just look at your hair...!
N-And what's wrong with my hair?
Have Mina comb through it and see what the heck she can find in that bird's nest...
Dawn-Here. You can borrow my Emergency Coordinator Comb!
Mina-Are the bristles made of metal? Cause that's what we're gonna need if I'm gonna get through that Raticate's nest!
N-I'm sitting right here! And she said 'Bird's Next' not 'Raticate's Nest'.
Pidove-*Coos* (She was just being nice)
N-*Sarcastically* Thanks...thanks a lot.
Latara-I got it! *Grabs a whole heck load of conditioner and throws it at N, then points to his room.*
N-*Walks in*
Misty-Huh?
Sylveon-I put bathrooms in each of your bedrooms. I learn from others mistakes.
Paul, Dawn-*Look at each other* Clan.
Latara-Next!
Polly Pocket - I'm sure your having a BLAST.
Paul-Really not.
If you aren't... then attack him with a pokemon; Your choice.
Paul-*Eevee*
Latara-*Black aura surrounds her* Any pokemon...
Paul-N-now Latara...don't do anything you're gonna regret later...
Latara-*Pulls out Darkrai's pokeball* Darkrai, Nightmare then Dream Eater!
Darkrai-Dar...KRAI!
Paul-*Get's knocked out and falls on Dawn*
Dawn-*Tries to get Paul off* You planned that didn't you?
Latara-*Looks all innocent* Of course. How good do you think I am?
Dawn - ... Um... Have Piplup Peck Paul until it's done.
Piplup - Have fun pecking Paul.
Piplup-Pip, piplup, pip! (Best dare ever!)
Dawn-Um okay. Piplup, use Peck.
Piplup-*Starts pecking Paul*
Drew - Why the *Eevee* are you so arrogant?!
Drew-I'm not.
Everyone who knows/heard of Drew-Yes, you are!
Drew-Well...
Dominic - Tell me your whole life story... Psych. I don't give an *Eevee*.
Dominic-Well good, cause there's not much to tell.
May - Why do you do with those roses Drew gives you? Curious...
May-I keep them in a vase. What else would I do?
Latara-I don't know...keep one in your hair..like you are no.
May-*Blushes* They're pretty...
Yin-Mmhmm. That's the ooooonly reason.
Misty - Hit Ash with a hammer every time he tries to eat
Misty-Dang it. I left my mallet at home!
Latara-No problem. *Poofs up a mallet and gives it to Misty* Our friend Harley let us have this.
Misty-Cool. *Gets dark aura and looks at Ash, who's still eating breakfast and not paying attention.*
Ash-Hmm? Misty why are you looking at me like-*Gets bopped on the head*
Latara-Hehehe.
Ash - You can't eat anything for the rest of the chapter unless Yin or Latara says otherwise.
Ash-Aww.
Yin-Don't worry Ash. You can eat all you want.
Ash-YAY! *Keeps eating, and keeps getting bopped by Misty.*
Dominic-Idiot.
Drew - ... Do you have a rose garden in your jacket!? WHERE DO YOU PULL THOSE ROSES FROM?
Drew-*Is about to answer but get's cut off from SYlveon*
Sylveon-*Poofs on Drew's right shoulder* Are you a warlock? *Poofs to his left* A sorcerer? *His head* A wizard...*His lap* A magician?
Drew-No, no, no and possibly. No get off me! *Pushes Sylveon off*
Eevee-Best answer we'll get.
Paul-*Just waking up...* Oh hey...How long was I out?
Latara-*Looks at phone* 'Bout an hour.
Paul-What did I miss? *Mumbles* Not that I care...
Jolteon-We recorded it. We'll show ya later.
Paul-Okay...
N - Why don't you like your full name, Natural Harmonia Gropius? I actually think it's beautiful...
Yin-*Starts laughing* That's his real name?!
Latara-Yeah. You think his parents would name him after a letter in the alphabet?
Yin-Well no but still. Never expected that!
Danny-Well we will have to wait until N get's back.
Latara-Yeah. *Pushes button*
Lastly... Paul - Take care of my Gabite, Maneria. She knows Dual Chop, Slash, Shadow Claw, and Flamethrower. She's pretty sassy, and doesn't tolerate being called "weak".
And I think that's all... I'll be back next time! *Another creepy smile*
May-That girl creeps me out...
Mina-Completely...
Maneria-*Walks over to Paul, who smirks deviously*
Paul-Maneria, Flamethrower!
Maneria-*Tries to hit Latara, who just blocks it.*
Latara-Fire bender. Duh.
Paul-*Mumbles* Weak..
Maneria-*Glares at Paul*
Dawn-Espeon?
Espeon-On it. *Uses Teleport, and get's Paul and Maneria outside*
N-*Comes back in* What the...?
Mina-Don't ask. Just sit!
N-*Complies*
Latara-Oh so N...*Hands paper*
N-Why do you think?
Yin-Because it's ridiculously long ans strange?
N-Close enough.
Minutes later...
Mina-Phew. There. Got every single knot out.
N-Thank you...
Skitty-Meow, meow meow? (We done here?)
Corsulla-Cor, corsulla. (Are we?)
Yin-We have 1 more dare. But we need Paul. So we'll go to commercial break!
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Latara-*Looks at screen* Weird. Anywhosels! Next review's from: A new reviewer!
*Confetti rains down, a Disco Ball comes down and music starts playing. Minutes later, it stops*
Drew-*Holds out hand* Where'd the stuff go?
Latara-What stuff?
Drew-The party stuff...the Confetti and the Disco Ball an the Music...
Yin-I have no idea what you're talking about.
Drew-But...it...and...
Latara-I think we finally got Drew to crack.
Yin-He'll be admitting his love towards May in no time. *High fives Latara*
Espeon-Anywho...next review's from: DaPi
I dare everyone except Ash to have their spirits ripped out like Ash did in Lavender tower. Ash must then blast everyone with aura while an army of Lucarios are charging him with aura.
Latara-Bit harshly put...
Yin-But we gotta do it. *Claps* Sylveon!
Sylveon-*Uses Trick Room and room turns into a Barren Wasteland*
Danny-This looks like the Barren Wasteland field from the World Duel Carnival.
Latara-That's because it's a replica. Neat right?
Paul-*Comes back with clothes all ripped.* Ow...
Latara-*Claps* Leavanny!
Leavanny-*Comes out with a box*
Latara-*Poofs a curtain, when it's gone Paul's in non-ripped clothes.*
May-Okay so what are we doing?
Latara-*Explains*
Dawn-I don't like the sounds of that.
Mina-D-don'y worry...Lucario's here.
Latara-Speaking of Lucario. Amous, Rokusigh! *Throws to Pokeballs in the air*
Amous-Lu? (Huh?)
Latara-Oh for the love of...*Explains again*
Rokusigh-Lucar, cario. (Easy enough)
Yin-*Grabs 3 pokeballs* Misdreavous, Mismagius, Haunter!
*Pokemon come out and Darkrai joins them*
Yin-*Looks over at Latara.* Come on...
Latara-*Sighs but hands Yin a black stone.*
Yin-Okay. You 4 know what to do.
[This scene has been cut out because of the magic, blackness, and screams of horror coming from May, Misty and Dawn.]
May-WHOOO This is fun!*Starts doing back flips.*
Latara-Now you know why I fly.
Dawn-Whoa...Whoa...
Paul-Troublesome and Clumsy...
Dawn-Oh yeah?! Well you try flying!
Paul-*Tries to move, but winds up being more Clumsy than Dawn.*
Dawn-HA!
Yin-Okay Ash, Lucario will explain to you what to do.
Lucario-*Explains fully to Ash.*
Ash-Huh?
Lucario-*Sighs then demonstrates, getting Latara back in her own body*
Latara-Wow I am never doing that again.
Ash-Okay...got it.
About 25-30 minutes later...
*Ash finally got everyone back in there bodies.*
Latara-All in favor of never doing that again?
Everyone-Aye!
Latara-Opposed?
*Crickets*
Latara-Well that's the end of that.
Yin-You've been playing Shattered Dimensions for too long now...
Latara-I CAN'T GET PAST DEADPOOL AND HIS TSUNAMI! *Starts crying for no apparent reason*
Danny-*Tries his best to comfort her*
Yin-*Sweatdrop* Okay...so then we'll see you later.
Eevee-Happy 12 O'Clock!