Latara-No apologies, he'll never see you cry.
Pretend he doesn't know, that he's the reason why.
You're drowning, you're drowning, you're drowning-ing-ing-ing.
Zorua-Now I heard you moved on,
From whispers on the street.
A new notch in your belt,
Is all I'll ever be.
And now I see, now I see, now I see-e-e-e-eee-
Glameow-You must not see that we're live.
Latara-Huh? Oh thanks Glam.
Zorua-Uh the others aren't up yet.
Yin-We'll give 'em a wake u they'll never forget.
Latara-Right. Play Magic.
Yin-*Nods*
*Music starts up*
Latara-I got the magic in me.
Every time I touch that track it
Turns into gold.
And everybody knows-
I got the magic in me.
When I hit the floor the boys come snapping at me.
Now everybody wants some Presto!
Magic, Magic, Magic.
Magic, Magic Magic.
Magic, Magic, Magic Awooo.
I got the magic in me!
Guests-*Rushes out of rooms* We're up!
Dawn-When did that recording studio get there?
Yin-It's always been here.
May-Okay...
Latara-We gotta get changed.
*All the guests and Latara and Yin rush into bedrooms and come out changed.*
Yin-*Is in black boots, black shorts, a black midriff with a black vest/jacket and biker gloves*
Espeon-Why do you look like a biker girl from Teen Beach Movie?
Yin-Cause I can.
Latara-*Comes out in black boots, shorts, midriff, gloves, and a black 'Holster' on left arm, as well as a belt that has a pair of Daggers, a Demon Sword, two guns and a few other weapons.*
Danny-You're Fuetal Era outfit.
Latara-Aw, you remembered.
Danny-Well it has been blood-stained enough.
Latara-Not my fault. Anywho, let's get started!
Yin-*Presses button* 1st up, DaPie!
Awwww.
You didn't like my dare.
Paul-Of course we didn't.
Latara-Paul! Stop being mean to the reviewers. Without them, we have no show!
Paul-Then I shall keep being mean to them.
Latara-*Growls*
Anyway, new kinder dare.
Paul-be a metapod and use harden emotionly.
Ash be misty's psyduck
Drew-be snivy. confident and arrogant but gets depressed when defeated.
May-be a snorlax.
N-be ash's bulbasuar in the hidden village.
misty lick everyone unless you want to be kirby
Dawn & Marina, lick everyone.
Paul-A metapod? How am I supposed to be a meta-*Get's cut off from Latara turning him into a Metapod*
Latara-Like that. *Turns Ash into Misty's Psyduck, Drew into a snivy, May into a snorlax and N into Ash's bulbasaur.* There.
Misty-Um I'm not gonna lick anyone...so I choose the other option.
Latara-Fine with me. *Starts turning Misty into Kirby*
Misty-Wait what's a...*Get's turned into Kirby* Oh...
Yin-A Pink...thingy...What is Kirby anyway?
Latara-No idea. Anyway...I'm not sure if Pie meant Maneria as in Clan's Gabite, or Marina as in the Orange League Gym Leader...so I'll do both! *Presses button and screen reveals Marina*
Marina-Yes?
Latara-Hey. I need you to get your *Eevee* over here.
Marina-Okay...but it might take a-*Get's Teleported here by Espeon* A while...huh?
Espeon-Me. Anywho. *Hands Marina Paper*
Marina-EW!
Dawn-I'm not a fan of it either.
[This scene has been cut out...well you know why!]
Latara-Thanks Marina!
Espeon-*Teleports her back*
Latara-Such a nice girl...anywho...!
Yin-Next is...A NEW REVIEWER!
*Confetti rains down, etc. Then disappears*
Drew-Sni, snivy, sni?! (Are you gonna do that every time?)
Latara-Yep. Oh right...*Turns everyone back*
Yin-So this new reviewer, is FennikenFan!
Drew I dare you to kiss May
Drew, May-Huh?
Ash I dare you to kiss Misty
Ash, Misty-WHAT?!
Dawn I dare you to kiss Paul
Dawn-Resistance is futile...
Latara-Now you're getting it!
Mina I dare you to kiss N
Mina-*Spits out drink* WHAT THE FREAKING *EEVEE, EEV, VEE, EEVEE*
Latara-Um yeah...
Dawn-*Sighs, but kisses Paul*
Ash-*Leans in and, hesitantly, kisses Misty, who blushes*
Yin-May? Drew?
Drew-Remember, this is just a-
May-I KNOW!
Drew-*Sweat drops, then kisses May.*
Latara-Mina?
Mina-No way on your *Eevee* life am I kissing N!
N-That's a bit hurtful.
Mina-*Blushes, then stops* I don't care?! I'm not kissing him!
Dawn-Mina, like I said before, resistance really is futile. They'll get you to do it, even in the meanest way possible.
Espeon-And it says here:If they don't comply you can use my lv100 delphox,ruby,(moves mystical fire,flamethrower,phychic,psyshock) & Serperior,emerald,(moves, grass knot,frenzy plant,energy ball,leaf tornado)
Mina-Oh Arceus...*Quickly pecks N.*
Yin-*EEVEE* IT! *Sighs* But I guess it counts...
Paul I dare you to call Dawn by her ACTUAL name for the rest of the chapter
Misty hit Ash with your mallet
May, have a cookie I guess
N I dare you to get attacked by wild pokemon.
N-Huh?
Paul-That's all? Fine.
Dawn-Paul?
Paul-Yeah, Tr...*Looks over at Latara and I, who are glaring at him* Dawn?
Dawn-Nothing. I wanted to see if you'd fall for it. :)
Paul-...-.-...
Misty-Will do. *Grabs Mallet and whacks Ash*
Ash-OW! What did you do that for?!
Danny-Better to pay attention, then to pay for mistakes.
Latara-Better to have a coupon and not pay at all. Wise, and easy on the wallet. :D
Umbreon-As for the wild Pokemon...*Whistles and my Mega Absol, My Pyroar, GoGoat, Hawlucha, Persian and Braixen come in* ATTACK!
*Absol uses Night Slash, Pyroar uses Fire Blast, GoGoat uses Take Down, Hawlucha uses Giga Impact, Persian uses Water Pulse and Braixen uses Mystic Fire*
[This scene has also been cut out...*Facepalms*]
Latara-*Is Water Healing N* I'm sorry okay?
N-...
Latara-Fine, don't talk to me. Let's get on with the next dare! *'Accidentally' pushes down on one of N's bruises*
May-The only other one from this reviewer is for me to have a cookie.
Latara-Well then where's the cookie?
May-I ate it.
Everyone else-*Sweat Drops*
Thanks, have some cake!
Everyone-Yay, cake!
Yin-Next!
Espeon-Oh hey look. It's from Jess!
I dare Paul to drink from the toilet! :)
Paul-What the *Eevee eev, vee, eevee, eevee* have you been drinking?!
Latara-I don't know, but I know what you will be.
Paul-I'm not gonna.
Yin-You do know she has a Lvl. 100 Espeon and Beautifly right?
Paul-*Mumbles, and walks into bathroom*
I dare May to tell her deepest darkest secret!
By the way love the pokemon truth or dare!
Latara-Aw thanks Jess! But you're still on my Un-Alive List. *Smiles Brightly*
Misty-If this is how you treat your friends, I'd hate to see how you treat your enemies...
Latara-*Shrugs* Anywho...May?
*Everyone starts staring at May*
May-...OKAY! I still sleep with an Eevee Stuffed Animal!
Latara-Seriously? That's your deepest, darkest secret?
May-Yeah.
Yin-Tsk, Tsk, Tsk.
Absol-Well I guess that's all.
Sylveon-Before we go, we have a little challenge...
Glaceon-Latara has all of the Eeveelutions, but which was her 1st?
Latara-Was it my...
Cuddly Eevee?
My Hyper Jolteon?
My Fun-do-be-around-but-also-hyper Flareon?
My Fashionable Sylveon?
My shy Glaceon or Leafeon?
My Not-So-Shy-But-still-like-Fluttershy Vaporeon?
My Distant Umbreon?
Or my annoying Espeon?
Espeon-HEY!
Yin-The 1st person who guesses right get's a free pass to the show!
*Party stuff comes out again and we start dancing*
Absol-R&R!
Sorry I didn't update right away, FanFiction was being a *EEVEE!* So you know. TTYL!
